Arrested for trying to headbutt the cameraman.
Well, that's what it looks like he's doing!
"USE YOUR WORDS NOT THE FABRIC OF THE UNIVERSE" ''memyselfand I 2"He's more likely to poke out the cameraman's eye, as long as it is the bidding of his evil, mustached overlord.◊
Arrested for shining a light in my eye and being distracting.
edited 31st Jan '12 11:47:17 AM by SeanMurrayI
Arrested for anger issues.
Arrested for unlicensed charity.
Bigotry will NEVER be welcome on TV Tropes.Arrested for entering a restricted area.
I’m a lumberjack and I’m ok. I sleep all night and work all day.Arrested for smoking in a no-smoking zone (sorry, that's all I could think of...)
Arrested for stealing cattle.
I’m a lumberjack and I’m ok. I sleep all night and work all day.Arrested for reckless driving. He has a license to kill, not to break traffic laws.
Bigotry will NEVER be welcome on TV Tropes.Arrested for having a sharp enough tool to count as an assult weapon.
Her chin.
"USE YOUR WORDS NOT THE FABRIC OF THE UNIVERSE" ''memyselfand I 2"Arrested for blinding people!
Arrested for the sin of gluttony.
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faerArrested for dangerously using a hammer.
I’m a lumberjack and I’m ok. I sleep all night and work all day.Arrested for smoking.
Arrested for not paying your taxes.
Arrested for kidnapping princesses.
I’m a lumberjack and I’m ok. I sleep all night and work all day.Arrested for illegal gambling.
Arrested for using a jetpack!
Arrested for violating several fire codes
Arrested for defying the laws of biology.
Yes. Yes I was.
edited 2nd Feb '12 8:27:47 AM by gamerex27
"USE YOUR WORDS NOT THE FABRIC OF THE UNIVERSE" ''memyselfand I 2"Arrested for necrobestiality.
You were just waiting for that, weren't you?
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!Arrested for playing loud music at a funeral.
The names of the electrical charges really ought to be swapped. It is just DUMB that the place with MORE electrons is NEGATIVELY charged.Arrested for the manufacturing of illegal warheads.
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon AlchemistArrested for blowing up a power plant.
I’m a lumberjack and I’m ok. I sleep all night and work all day.Arrested for avoiding child support payments.
ALL of the child support payments.
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.
¿Por qué?
Arrested for juicing.
edited 31st Jan '12 10:30:22 AM by SeanMurrayI