He'll take the case!
Arrested for having a creepy smile... Oh, and also cannibalism I guess.
Word's second most famous attorney with a bird-related name.
Meito Anizawa, Anime Tenchou
Arrested for not being a real wizard
"Leftover items still have value!"
Hanako
You're under arrest for vandalism at the school.
When given a choice between right or kind. Choose Kind. - Wonder by RJ Pallacio.
Asgore Adopts Noelle
Arrested for being made in Paint.
Meito Anizawa, Anime Tenchou
Arrested for being way 2spoopy
"Leftover items still have value!"
Fits in Heavy's pocket!
Arrested for excessive meme creation.
The last thing you hear before an unstoppable juggernaut bisects you with a minigun.
Fits in Heavy's pocket!
Arrested for bullying, verbal assault, harassment, and possibly actual assault.
chaos catby with a flannel shirt addiction
Arrested for being in black and white.
I used to plug my deviantart here but turns out the link was too long.
The Senate
Arrested for having too many wings.
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
Cayde the Sixth
Arrested for being anime.
Take him to Detriot
The Ice Queen
Arrested for being suspicious, and possibly a robot.
Edited by Spottedleaf on Sep 5th 2018 at 1:56:54 PM
Light and Hope
Arrested for mass murder and property destruction.
Hope: "Let's go. We'll be together." Lightning: "I only know... that soon, we'll be together."
Cayde the Sixth
Arrested for being a dictator.
Take him to Detriot
Fits in Heavy's pocket!
Areested for impersonating an emergency vehicle.
That's Optimus Prime, right?
The last thing you hear before an unstoppable juggernaut bisects you with a minigun.
Cayde the Sixth
![[up]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_up.png "[up]"){kind=icon}
IDW's Getaway. Look him up.
Fly Air Madeline
Arrested for being too much of a cool robot. 
The Senate
Arrested for having too many hats.
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
Asgore Adopts Noelle
Arrested for (apparently) losing your hat.
Luigi Time!!!
Arrested for staring at the blue light.
Check my blog: VST Plugins Free
The Senate
Arrested for doing absolutely nothing.
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
One just might
Arrested for having four different flame colours.
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
Asgore Adopts Noelle
Arrested for raising a will-be tyrant and murderer.
![[down]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_down.png "[down]"){kind=icon}
There are no Fire Hydrants in this Doggies World.
Edited by DingoWalley1 on Oct 5th 2018 at 1:51:10 PM
Professional Professionalist
Arrested for public indecency (urinating on fire hydrants)
"Don't cry because it's over, cry because it happened."
Arrested for dad joke.
When you're not the father, It's a great big surprise. Thats-a-Maury.