When I still used Tumblr, this was what I followed.
It always delivers.
Kyon wa s walk and he saw harhui and something was weird. he inahil and said, “Haruhi Suzumiya, is that a bananna in your skirt o-OH MY GOD!
But then kyon was rape bu Haruhi’s 4 foot penis and was then eat by her. He ded
THE END!
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"She felt a twinge in her sex at his remark." Fandom: Mass Effect
Well, Commander Sheperd has that effect on people. ![[lol]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/lol2v12_4863.png "[lol]"){kind=small}
Lead.
That One Guy
|like a boss|
Ugggggh, people falling for trollfics.
go ahead and do every stupid thing you can imagine
"Falling for"? The blog is about collecting weird-ass lines, so we can laugh at their terribleness. Which is the intention of a trollfic, no?
|like a boss|
Well if that's the case, never mind. I thought it was about cataloging terrible fanfiction.
Which, while trollfics are that, they're that on purpose, so I've never been of the opinion that they "count", if you will.
Not that any of this really matters very much.
edited 18th Dec '11 8:44:03 PM by BlixtySlycat
go ahead and do every stupid thing you can imagine
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Granted, trollfic produces some wonderful things, such as "IF YOU DO NOT MEET MY DEMANS...TOO LATE!"
edited 18th Dec '11 8:57:34 PM by RocketDude
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“The liqud came i mouth. It tated…werid. I nibbled a bit and he got louder. His baby was inside me now.”
Uniocular
That One Guy
I can't imagine it'd be very pleasant to look at.
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“”Did you hear me, Aragorn?” Legolas asked.
“I’m pregnant, and it’s yours.”“
Youkai Serious
![[up]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_up.png "[up]"){kind=icon}
Why do I have the feeling that particular story takes itself way too seriously?
Beardless
BRB, weeping for humanity.
That One Guy
Eh, he's not the only one who mistook Legolas for a woman initially.
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Dead? You thought wrong
I really really really do not get mpreg fanfic that takes itself seriously.
Seeing all these piss ant tropers trying to talk tough makes me laugh. If Matrix were here, he'd laugh too.
edited 19th Dec '11 10:54:09 PM by DorkLord
Dead? You thought wrong
How can anyone take the concept of it seriously?
Seeing all these piss ant tropers trying to talk tough makes me laugh. If Matrix were here, he'd laugh too.
That One Guy
No idea. People are weird.
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Oh My
I kind of want to take the idea seriously with a gay couple. IN CYBERPUNK LAND. Sadly I am pretty sure it will come out like shit. So back to lesbians.
edited 20th Dec '11 1:00:40 AM by Aondeug
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“Hedwig tried her hardest to control her moans, but with Hagrid looking deeply into her eyes & tracing his way down to her entrance with his hot tongue, yet another embarrassing “hoo” escaped her beak.”
Bestiality? In my Harry Potter? Surely, you jest?
Also, I'm not the only who's noticed that pretty much all the entries on this blog has something to do with sex as written by idiotic virgins, right?
Experience has taught me to investigate anything that glows.
Did you really expect something else? It's always about sex.
But it would be nice to see something like a hilariously awfully written fighting scene for a change.
Dead? You thought wrong
Ew.
edited 20th Dec '11 9:06:53 AM by lolacat
Seeing all these piss ant tropers trying to talk tough makes me laugh. If Matrix were here, he'd laugh too.
A blog
about memorable lines in fanfiction.
“Joker penis got vvery big. 30 inches and ahalf, full of veins and no hair, just like the likes of Batgirl.”
“she’s locked onto him like a horny koala to a sexy eucalyptus tree”
The ones tagged Assassins Creed are the best.
edited 18th Dec '11 1:20:37 PM by melloncollie