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What'd you just say about my hair?!
Basically, do something more extreme/over the top than the above poster by the smallest possible amount. Sort of like two Kindergartners who are saying how awesome their dad is.

Here goes:

I just ate a slice of toast.
In our heart, Mr. Ando will always be a penguin.
2 AStrayBard4th Dec 2011 10:36:20 PM from 867-5309 , Relationship Status: Pining for the fjords
Sega's Last Hope
I just ate a slice of toast WITH JAM.
Definitely not a weirdo
I just ate a slice of toast with raspberry jam!
What'd you just say about my hair?!
Yeah? Well I just ate a slice of toast with raspberry jam AND PEANUT BUTTER!

edited 4th Dec '11 10:37:43 PM by pyr0h1tman8

In our heart, Mr. Ando will always be a penguin.
5 Aqueos4th Dec 2011 10:38:00 PM from San Fransisco Suburbs , Relationship Status: Tweaking my holographic boyfriend
I just ate a LARGE slice of toast with Raspberry Jam AND PEANUT BUTTER.

edited 4th Dec '11 10:38:15 PM by Aqueos

Enlightenment stands ready!
What'd you just say about my hair?!
I just ate a toast sandwich. The filling was Peaunt butter, Raspberry Jam and Mango Chutney.
In our heart, Mr. Ando will always be a penguin.
Happiness
I just ate such a toast sandwich... and then some!
I don't need praise, I need help.
8 WhoNeedsSleep5th Dec 2011 03:16:45 AM from the wing of this plane.
I just ate that same toast sandwich. And then some JAM!

edited 5th Dec '11 3:17:05 AM by WhoNeedsSleep

We can dance to the radio station
That plays in our teeth
Terror Management Theory
I ate two toast sandwiches with extra jam.
It was chance, fate or whatever you believe in that enabled us to meet.
10 KarlKadaver5th Dec 2011 08:21:31 AM from Just offscreen...
Stupid Man Suit Wearer
I created toast by first baking bread then slicing it, then putting the pieces in a toaster.
Give the world the best you have and you will get kicked in the teeth. Give the world the best you have anyway.
11 GameSpazzer5th Dec 2011 03:27:11 PM from Against! The! Wall!
Monk
I baked actual dinner!
DISCIPLINE! DISCIPLINE! DISCIPLINE! DISCIPLINE! DISCIPLINE! DISCIPLINE! DISMISSED!

Pokémon Alchemist

12 Rivux5th Dec 2011 03:49:50 PM from the bark side , Relationship Status: I get a feeling so complicated...
You're Gonna Carry That Weight
I made a nutritious and healthy dinner!
Pick a god and pray.
13 GameSpazzer5th Dec 2011 03:51:44 PM from Against! The! Wall!
Monk
I made a nutritious, healthy, and exotic dinner!

I did. Homemade ramen. Nearby market. Is very much yum.
DISCIPLINE! DISCIPLINE! DISCIPLINE! DISCIPLINE! DISCIPLINE! DISCIPLINE! DISMISSED!

Pokémon Alchemist

Definitely not a weirdo
I made fresh long pig.
15 GameSpazzer5th Dec 2011 03:56:40 PM from Against! The! Wall!
Monk
I am a fresh long pig!
DISCIPLINE! DISCIPLINE! DISCIPLINE! DISCIPLINE! DISCIPLINE! DISCIPLINE! DISMISSED!

Pokémon Alchemist

What'd you just say about my hair?!
Yeah? Well I'm a fresh and tasty long pig!
In our heart, Mr. Ando will always be a penguin.
17 GameSpazzer5th Dec 2011 04:04:19 PM from Against! The! Wall!
Monk
I'm too mature to make a joke about that!
DISCIPLINE! DISCIPLINE! DISCIPLINE! DISCIPLINE! DISCIPLINE! DISCIPLINE! DISMISSED!

Pokémon Alchemist

Not anime one
I'm too mature and HANDSOME to make a joke about that

edited 5th Dec '11 5:11:01 PM by Tenzen12

I make a sophisticated joke about that, and another gentleman chap wearing a monocle laughs in a manner so snooty he nearly chokes on his brandy.

edited 5th Dec '11 5:14:51 PM by SeanMurrayI

Definitely not a weirdo
I make a sophisticated joke about that, and a chap with a monocle and a top hat nearly chokes on his fine wine.

edited 5th Dec '11 5:15:31 PM by CompletelyNormalGuy

I make an upperclass, protestant, middle-aged, married couple at a Sunday brunch in Greenwich, Connecticut laugh so hard that mimosa flies out of the noses.

edited 5th Dec '11 5:19:05 PM by SeanMurrayI

22 wikkit5th Dec 2011 05:22:54 PM from Lumine Hall
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I made HITLER laugh!

edited 5th Dec '11 5:24:11 PM by wikkit

I went back and time and killed Hitler in his bunker before he was about to kill himself, just to prove that Hitler's Time Travel Exemption Act is a load of bullshit.

edited 5th Dec '11 5:26:23 PM by SeanMurrayI

Definitely not a weirdo
I went back in time and destroyed my time machine before I went back in time just to prove that time paradoxes are a load of bullshit.

edited 5th Dec '11 5:27:15 PM by CompletelyNormalGuy

25 Philosopher5th Dec 2011 05:27:23 PM from Behind the Wall
Coming For you
I'm Godwin's cousin's friend's former roommate.
Science and magic... It's Ugly. Ugly!

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