Outdo the Above Poster.:

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What'd you just say about my hair?!
Basically, do something more extreme/over the top than the above poster by the smallest possible amount. Sort of like two Kindergartners who are saying how awesome their dad is.

Here goes:

I just ate a slice of toast.
In our heart, Mr. Ando will always be a penguin.
2 AStrayBard4th Dec 2011 10:36:20 PM from 867-5309 , Relationship Status: Pining for the fjords
Sega's Last Hope
I just ate a slice of toast WITH JAM.
Definitely not a weirdo
I just ate a slice of toast with raspberry jam!
What'd you just say about my hair?!
Yeah? Well I just ate a slice of toast with raspberry jam AND PEANUT BUTTER!

edited 4th Dec '11 10:37:43 PM by pyr0h1tman8

In our heart, Mr. Ando will always be a penguin.
5 Aqueos4th Dec 2011 10:38:00 PM from San Fransisco Suburbs , Relationship Status: Tweaking my holographic boyfriend
I just ate a LARGE slice of toast with Raspberry Jam AND PEANUT BUTTER.

edited 4th Dec '11 10:38:15 PM by Aqueos

Bet you didn't see that coming
What'd you just say about my hair?!
I just ate a toast sandwich. The filling was Peaunt butter, Raspberry Jam and Mango Chutney.
In our heart, Mr. Ando will always be a penguin.
Happiness
I just ate such a toast sandwich... and then some!
I don't need praise, I need help.
8 WhoNeedsSleep5th Dec 2011 03:16:45 AM from the wing of this plane.
I just ate that same toast sandwich. And then some JAM!

edited 5th Dec '11 3:17:05 AM by WhoNeedsSleep

We can dance to the radio station
That plays in our teeth
Terror Management Theory
I ate two toast sandwiches with extra jam.
It was chance, fate or whatever you believe in that enabled us to meet.
10 KarlKadaver5th Dec 2011 08:21:31 AM from Just offscreen...
Stupid Man Suit Wearer
I created toast by first baking bread then slicing it, then putting the pieces in a toaster.
Give the world the best you have and you will get kicked in the teeth. Give the world the best you have anyway.
11 GameSpazzer5th Dec 2011 03:27:11 PM from Against! The! Wall!
happiness is what you will never achieve
I baked actual dinner!
When Stanley came to a set of two open doors, he entered the door on his left.

Pokémon Alchemist

12 Rivux5th Dec 2011 03:49:50 PM from Sniper Island (in your heart) , Relationship Status: I get a feeling so complicated...
I made a nutritious and healthy dinner!
My good man, if you don't refrain from breaking my branches I'm going to punch you in the balls. Seriously.
13 GameSpazzer5th Dec 2011 03:51:44 PM from Against! The! Wall!
happiness is what you will never achieve
I made a nutritious, healthy, and exotic dinner!

I did. Homemade ramen. Nearby market. Is very much yum.
When Stanley came to a set of two open doors, he entered the door on his left.

Pokémon Alchemist

Definitely not a weirdo
I made fresh long pig.
15 GameSpazzer5th Dec 2011 03:56:40 PM from Against! The! Wall!
happiness is what you will never achieve
I am a fresh long pig!
When Stanley came to a set of two open doors, he entered the door on his left.

Pokémon Alchemist

What'd you just say about my hair?!
Yeah? Well I'm a fresh and tasty long pig!
In our heart, Mr. Ando will always be a penguin.
17 GameSpazzer5th Dec 2011 04:04:19 PM from Against! The! Wall!
happiness is what you will never achieve
I'm too mature to make a joke about that!
When Stanley came to a set of two open doors, he entered the door on his left.

Pokémon Alchemist

Not on my watch
I'm too mature and HANDSOME to make a joke about that

edited 5th Dec '11 5:11:01 PM by Tenzen12

I make a sophisticated joke about that, and another gentleman chap wearing a monocle laughs in a manner so snooty he nearly chokes on his brandy.

edited 5th Dec '11 5:14:51 PM by SeanMurrayI

Definitely not a weirdo
I make a sophisticated joke about that, and a chap with a monocle and a top hat nearly chokes on his fine wine.

edited 5th Dec '11 5:15:31 PM by CompletelyNormalGuy

I make an upperclass, protestant, middle-aged, married couple at a Sunday brunch in Greenwich, Connecticut laugh so hard that mimosa flies out of the noses.

edited 5th Dec '11 5:19:05 PM by SeanMurrayI

22 wikkit5th Dec 2011 05:22:54 PM from Lumine Hall
==>
I made HITLER laugh!

edited 5th Dec '11 5:24:11 PM by wikkit

I went back and time and killed Hitler in his bunker before he was about to kill himself, just to prove that Hitler's Time Travel Exemption Act is a load of bullshit.

edited 5th Dec '11 5:26:23 PM by SeanMurrayI

Definitely not a weirdo
I went back in time and destroyed my time machine before I went back in time just to prove that time paradoxes are a load of bullshit.

edited 5th Dec '11 5:27:15 PM by CompletelyNormalGuy

25 Philosopher5th Dec 2011 05:27:23 PM from Behind the Wall
The thing with the red gold crown.
I'm Godwin's cousin's friend's former roommate.
It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.

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