Something something DBZ
You bend Physics to your will to cause destruction.
Mean fireball flip kit
What is a man? A miserable pile of secrets, but enough talk have at you!
A first-aid kit is launched at the enemy. It flips open and launches fireballs.
Hammer Wheel of Wanton Slicing
Fly Air Madeline
A wheel of axes and hammers slices the opponent multiple times. The pieces then fall onto the ground.
Backwards Apocalypse
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
"Flashy, overly-dramatic, disgustingly powerful... I like it." - Unknown Ninja Grandmaster
A Flash Step-Spamming combo that starts with a good ol' punch in the face. Any punch, really, though haymakers give the best end result. After that, the fighter teleports around their opponent so quickly that the ground spontaneously combusts, while unleashing the rest of their attacks. Yes, Cloud, all of them. (The physics don't make any sense, but the ground always bursts into flames.) The result of the attack is the other guy, on the ground, limbs bent into uncomfortable angles, twitching.
The Not Nice
edited 3rd Aug '15 10:10:18 PM by OmegaShadowcry
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
one dork, one kill
A simple taunt where the user raise their middle finger and insult the target's heritage/education/mental capability/faith/[Insert sensitive topic here]. It's reasonably effective against some opponents, but others may require more goading until they are affected.
Early Summer Rain
Behind them is darkness full of peril, and in front of them are scheming wolves, apes, tigers, and leopards, waiting to plunder victory.
Simply pee on your opponent. No matter how strong they are, they don't want to be pissed on so you can use it as distraction to attack their weak point.
The Chicken Jockey Approach
edited 19th Aug '15 6:35:53 PM by DeisTheAlcano
Become a midget, hop on a chicken, then charge at your enemy. A surprisingly effective attack used by some fallen Minecraftians.
Under Heaven Destruction
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
Everything under the purview of heaven is hit with a destructive blast, leveling cities.
Inferno Fury.
one dork, one kill
The attack calls forth pillars of flame from the sky, roasting any enemy they hit. The pillars can be adjusted in strength and numbers to better suit the situation.
Ten Lights
Behind them is darkness full of peril, and in front of them are scheming wolves, apes, tigers, and leopards, waiting to plunder victory.
Back after a long hiatus
Ten small will-o-wisps manifest around the user, which then fly at a person of their designation, causing painful burns if/when they hit.
9.8 (note that 9.8 m/s^2 is the force of gravity on Earth on an object falling downwards).
“Not a promise, not an oath, or a malediction or a curse. Inevitable." - Taylor Hebert
An entire earth-load of gravitational pull is exerted on the target. This does... absolutely fuck all to anyone that isn't a lightworlder (crushing damage) or a heavyworlder (increased jump height).
Glacial Fissure
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
Okay, I'll try it your way for once
after freezing a lake solid, you stomp, causing a fissure to open up, leading to your target who then falls in before the fissure closes back up.
jugular toss
Remember what we used to say? JACKPOT!
Fly Air Madeline
The attacker grabs the opponent by the jugular vein, throws him straight up into the air, whips out a machine gun and then pumps said jugular full of lead.
Ants
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
64th Successor
You punch the ground with your fist, causing a huge anthill to come out. Ants of all kinds come out and swarm the opponent, biting, stinging, and even entering the body to do kill them.
Blood, blood everywhere
edited 26th Aug '15 7:25:31 PM by Savaget1337
If you have a problem with Hokuto then tell it to me!
one dork, one kill
Severs the target's major artery, causing a massive gush of blood for the user to bathe on. The resulting scene disturbs nearby opponents enough to reduce their will to fight.
Ikhfa note
Behind them is darkness full of peril, and in front of them are scheming wolves, apes, tigers, and leopards, waiting to plunder victory.
Complete Arse(nal)
You create a large magic tree far away, then teleport behind it. From there, you throw knives at your enemy. For every step toward the tree they take, the knives become faster and harder to dodge. When they come within 5 meters of the tree, it explodes.
Omicron Assault
edited 23rd Sep '15 12:57:32 PM by 434411423124222344
Why You Shouldn't Eat Meat
Rain of clocks
sess10n status: l0st
click hands and number fall from the sky, flattening all.
molotov bruiser!
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The King Without a Kingdom
A molotov cocktail that, when thrown, expels hail-like debris.
Flight of the Dragons.
It's been 3000 years…
Dread Pirate Captain
Rise into the air and rush towards the target at high speed, weaving through any obstacles in the way to deliver a powerful impact on hit. An aura in the shape of a serpentine dragon wreathes the user as they execute this attack, giving the technique its name.
Daylight Nightmare
Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!
sess10n status: l0st
brilliant white light with an extreme dose of our angels are different thrown in for good measure, mostly to psychologically ruin someone.
causality overdrive
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Something something DBZ
An attack used to take out every living thing in the area. It consists of lighting fast slashes.
Crab Jump Bang
What is a man? A miserable pile of secrets, but enough talk have at you!
At the heart of the world...
Using your giant hand pincers, which you have for some reason, you grab thy enemy! Then, you jump into the air! After that, you throw them around, first straight at the ground, then back into the air, then at the ground once again after you stab them with the pincers.
Chief Diplomat
sess10n status: l0st
one uses their powers of diplomacy in order to bluff/negotiate/etc. an opponent into submission
tempest arcana!
edited 3rd Oct '15 11:14:49 AM by ImmortalFaust
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A defensive technique that evaporates all water in the air around the user into clouds that veil them. Creates a localized fog that severely impairs the vision of enemies, and the clouds themselves also be used up to prepare a powerful water attack.
Physics of Destruction
Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!