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Oh, great. This is the second felony we've committed this week.
I robbed a store last night, and now you do a hit-and-run.
I don't yet get this topic. 
I assumed we're roleplaying out a scenario where the first poster has performed a hit-and-run, and we're his friends or whatevs.
edited 26th Oct '11 6:16:29 PM by Inhopelessguy
What's eatin' you, chief?
Goddamn it, how many times do I have to tell you? If you hit a guy with your car, go out and beat him over the head!
War is God.
Sega's Last Hope
Please tell me you brought the emergency shovels and trashbags with you.
Tropers watching movies
He's in the trunk. No one saw. I think... >___>
I don't like this. I'm scared.
Now using Trivialis handle.
Baa, Hey, you guys~
I brought our bowling equipment and some supplies for our camping trip!
Shall we be goin- What the heck happened?
Deer
Sega's Last Hope
Good God, PULL (Slap) YOURSELF (Slap) TOGETHER! (Slap)
Now, think about how to get out of this.
Tropers watching movies
Well, we could like, burn it?
It's kinda cold in here.
Am I a weirdo?
If you're tossing it in a river, you'll need some concrete. I think I have some in the shed.
Bigotry will NEVER be welcome on TV Tropes.
Baaa? Burn what? -has a blank face-
Am I interrupting anything?
Deer
Sega's Last Hope
No, no, too many cops near the docks this time of night, we're gonna have to burry him.
Tropers watching movies
OR BURN HIM FOR FUEL!
...
Jeez, psychopaths listen to my ideas better than you guys.
Am I a weirdo?
No, you aren't interrupting anything. Now run along and play with your dead bodies- I mean toys.
Bigotry will NEVER be welcome on TV Tropes.
Sega's Last Hope
Why would we need fuel, we're going to have to dump the car too.
Tropers watching movies
All right, let's go bowl- *Beat* What the hell happened?
Follow me on tumblr!
Not petrol fuel!
For warmth!
Unless you realise, you guys forgot to pay the electric and gas bills! I pay for food in this house!
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Don't ask. I robbed a store. Some guy's in the car, and he's dead.
edited 26th Oct '11 6:50:50 PM by Inhopelessguy
Am I a weirdo?
Nothing happened. You saw nothing. Meet you at the bowling alley in half an hour.
Bigotry will NEVER be welcome on TV Tropes.
Sega's Last Hope
Oh come on, you're wearing a fur jacket, man!
No, we need to be careful about this one.
Tropers watching movies
Um... oh my... A dead body? T-that's scary...
...I'll... I'll just go bowling...
Deer
Anyway, we're not doing anything.
You guys go bowling.
We'll... sort this "home" issue out.
Um, guys?
We have a problem.
I ran over a guy on the way to the store.
He's dead.
0~0