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The Above Troper is an Animal on a Nature Documentary:

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1 Inhopelessguy26th Oct 2011 06:31:47 AM from Birmingham/Coventry, Greater Europe , Relationship Status: One Is The Loneliest Number
Part of the LIGHTS Army
Yeah, obvious title.

Give a Latin-y name, a short description, and a common cry.

e.g.

The Televisus Troperias, commonly known as the TV Tropes, is a large, and beautiful creature, capable of analysing its prey - the Trope.

Common cry: "ITS A TRAP!"

It's all gonna be A-Okay.

A-Okay.

A-Okay.

But I don't wanna do it alone.

Definitely not a weirdo
The Gaius Hoplessus, or Inhopelessguy in the colloquial tongue can sometimes be seen wandering throughout it's habitat in the United Kingdom. Observers can usually recognize one by its song.
3 WertyYertrew26th Oct 2011 04:19:42 PM from the cusp of the new world. , Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
socks and shuus
-whispering- Okay, so here's us sneaking up on the rare creature Homo Completious Normalicus, better known as the Completely Normal Guy. They might seem normal, but something very unique about this species is its origin, or rather lack therof. As in, it is scientifically impossible to determine where exactly this species came from! Isn't that interesting? Now let's see if we can't grab a specimen of this beautiful creature for ourselves....

edited 26th Oct '11 4:20:45 PM by WertyYertrew

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4 Inhopelessguy26th Oct 2011 04:27:20 PM from Birmingham/Coventry, Greater Europe , Relationship Status: One Is The Loneliest Number
Part of the LIGHTS Army
The Werterius Yerticus, aka, Werty Yertrew, is a fourth-dimension animal, having both genders at the same time.

It froliks freely on the Mind Screw of others.

It's all gonna be A-Okay.

A-Okay.

A-Okay.

But I don't wanna do it alone.

5 WertyYertrew26th Oct 2011 04:42:53 PM from the cusp of the new world. , Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
socks and shuus
Blimey, mate, here's a beauty! The rare Homo Desperandi Interius! It naturally inhabits urban areas of the United Kingdom, and they migrate to Birmingham Central every couple of years or so. Their diets can adjust depending on their surroundings, but they typically feed on Manga Trees and Liberalart Bushes. If you truly wish to find one of these magnificent creatures for yourself, remember to listen for the sound of 99% protests.
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6 XiphosOrochi66614th May 2012 10:54:57 AM from Dark Reflection-Glitch River
True King Of Yggdrasil
The Wertyus Yewtruis scurries around in it' habitat, the blackest void of all and it is practicly invisible.

It can be heard be it's bug like cry:KREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE,KKKKKKKKKKRRRRRREEEEEEEE!
Humanity wants equality yet supremacy stands in the way. Destroy that and we can embrace equality.
7 MobileLeprechaun14th May 2012 11:13:46 AM from La ciudad se llama Duke, Nuevo México el estado , Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
y vámonos muriendo todos
Shh! Let's stay upwind from this little guy; he might be able to smell us if we get too close. As you can see, we are observing the illusive Xiphosus Orocii Hexakosioihexekontahexa. This unique critter is native to the British Isles, and is well known for its shrill, cackling cry. Despite its terrifying appearance and malevolent cry, it's actually a very peaceful creature, if a bit territorial. This particular specimen is not yet fully mature, but its adult plumage is already beginning to come in. Look at those pretty colors.
Long black night, morning frost
I'm still here, but all is lost
8 Rockonman14th May 2012 11:40:50 AM from Cloudy City, WA
I'm back, b@#$&es!
The Mobilicus Leprichonichon is an extremely rare marsupial. Don't let its physical appearance decieve you; this creature is quite the gentle, if not...interesting, creature.
"Circumretit enim vis atque iniuria quemque, atque, unde exortast, at eum plerumque revertit." - Titus Lucretius Carus
9 XiphosOrochi66614th May 2012 11:57:21 AM from Dark Reflection-Glitch River
True King Of Yggdrasil
The Rockonmanus is a prideful creature, challenging all opposition to a fight to prove it's alpha male status. In fact it is still growing black spines on it's body.
Humanity wants equality yet supremacy stands in the way. Destroy that and we can embrace equality.
10 paradisedj3215th May 2012 07:17:56 AM from soc. rep. of Felarya
pantheocidal maniac
The serpentes Xiphos, nighnamed Xiphos Orochi 666 after the japanese god and the devil's number, was often worshiped by ainchient east asian cultures as a world-destroyer.
The names of the electrical charges really ought to be swapped. It is just DUMB that the place with MORE electrons is NEGATIVELY charged.
11 XiphosOrochi66610th Jun 2012 10:55:43 AM from Dark Reflection-Glitch River
True King Of Yggdrasil
The Paradisesius 32ous carries an entire city on it's back and catches fish with it's long tongue, it also kills those who disturb it with a giant laser beam.
Humanity wants equality yet supremacy stands in the way. Destroy that and we can embrace equality.
12 Rockonman11th Jun 2012 11:38:17 AM from Cloudy City, WA
I'm back, b@#$&es!
The name of this rare marsupial refers to the three groups of six it has - six distinct markings, six eyes, and six tails.
"Circumretit enim vis atque iniuria quemque, atque, unde exortast, at eum plerumque revertit." - Titus Lucretius Carus
13 Explosivo2516th Jun 2012 05:43:42 PM from Camp Wawanakwa , Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Animation Addict
The rockus onmanis, or rockonman, can be found in its natural habitat of Cloudy City, Washington. It spends most of it's time making multiple posts to the same thread and wasting precious free time on TV Tropes.
I'll stand and fight until the day they put me in the ground.
14 Danniiee17th Jun 2012 09:11:41 PM from    THE DEPTHS OF HELL   
GROWWWWWWL
-cue David Attenborough and ambient music-

The Explosivus Vigensum Quinct is an elusive creature that roams that migrates from Canada to Wisconsin in its early years. It is very friendly. Observe as it updates another post in its natural habitat, the computer room.

How'd I do? smile
MISSED ME?!?!
We just want to play ^_^
The Dannieus is a elusive species of mammal native to Australia. It is generally docile and curious, but can be surprisingly dangerous if provoked. It is very adept at mimicking certain species of vampire bats, which is aided by it's pointy canines. Chocolate has proven to be a reliable bait when attempting to catch a specimen.
Your mind is a software. Program it. Your body is a shell. Change it. Death is a disease. Cure it. Extinction is approaching. Fight it.
16 XiphosOrochi6661st Oct 2012 02:43:56 PM from Dark Reflection-Glitch River
True King Of Yggdrasil
The Nightraidia is a child-like being,known to sleep when not awake.It also seems to purr like a cat so it is very friendly.smile

I am a little rusty at this,so yah it shows.
Humanity wants equality yet supremacy stands in the way. Destroy that and we can embrace equality.
17 Prometheus1361st Oct 2012 03:02:29 PM from Yoknapatawpha County , Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
Happy to see you
(In a hushed voice tinged with a posh British accent) Here we are in suburban England observing a most fascinating example of a divergent species from modern humans. What we are observing today is an example of homo sapiens confiditis about to participate in a ritual that is central to their social makeup. This fine creature is an... -stops briefly in fear of being spotted-... he hasn't sensed me yet. This fine creature is a male specimen in the peak of his physical and sexual condition and is about to attempt to seduce himself a mate. -The specimen approaches a female who is squatting on the ground-

This is a very delicate process and any kind of interference could jeopardize the entire situation. See how he approaches very confidently, with a sort of swagger and proud gait, and makes his intentions known.

-sounds of commotion-

He is about to make his move and hopefully secure his position as the dominant male in this hierarchy.

-sounds of low chuffing and growling-

He's beginning to perform his sexual dance to attract the desired matriarch of this family unit. It begins with strutting, proceeds into a dance of desire, and ends with a high trilling.

-stamping feet and shrill yowls are heard-

He is presenting his masculinity to her via his bright bodily adornments and colors.

-stamping feet quicken and become louder-

He's almost finished. This could be monumental.

-loud shrill trilling is heard, the specimen retreats-

...We're lucky to not have been spotted here in this alcove. Only time will tell if he is successful in wooing her and securing his position.

18 Landorkus4th Oct 2012 07:03:01 PM from Not in Smash , Relationship Status: Getting away with murder
You dare approach me?
(in fake Australian accent) Whoa! We have caught a glimpse of the endangered Prometheus 136! It is rumored that these creatures respond unpleasantly to humans, so we will have to be careful... Oh, no! It's spotted me! I had best run; a Prometheus 136 has a toxic bite!
I will have no more of you interfering with of my plans!
19 GearLeader4th Oct 2012 09:26:49 PM from Dota Hell , Relationship Status: Married to the job
"Ah we have a rather lovely Landorkus here, and at first I fought she was a he, but the lion is defiantly a lioness."
20 MobileLeprechaun5th Oct 2012 05:49:57 AM from La ciudad se llama Duke, Nuevo México el estado , Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
y vámonos muriendo todos
Oi, 'ave a go at this bloke! This 'ere's a gorgeous specimen of Rota Dux, otherwise known as Gear Leader, and a rare creature he is too!

...No no no, you're alright, mate. 'Old still now, I won't 'urt ya.

As you can see 'ere, this little bloke is native to the Southern United States and is known for his checkered plumage. Some amateur biologists sometimes mistake him for the Common Kamina, but he's a creature of his own.

There ya go, mate. Back to your 'ome. Ah, lookit 'im scamper off. What a beaut.
Long black night, morning frost
I'm still here, but all is lost
21 paradisedj327th Oct 2012 12:55:18 PM from soc. rep. of Felarya
pantheocidal maniac
COR BLIMEY! we appear to have caugt a glimpse of the rare and dangerous leprecaunus mobilii! WATCH as it mixes its chemicals, trying it's harddest to make a better hunting weapon.. oh- it appears to- WHAT THE FU- *BBBBOOOOOMMM** *we are experiencing ytechnical difficulties*
The names of the electrical charges really ought to be swapped. It is just DUMB that the place with MORE electrons is NEGATIVELY charged.
The system doesn't know you right now, so no post button for you.
You need to Get Known to get one of those.

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