The Above Troper is an Animal on a Nature Documentary

Yeah, obvious title.

Give a Latin-y name, a short description, and a common cry.

e.g.

The Televisus Troperias, commonly known as the TV Tropes, is a large, and beautiful creature, capable of analysing its prey - the Trope.

Common cry: "ITS A TRAP!"

The Gaius Hoplessus, or Inhopelessguy in the colloquial tongue can sometimes be seen wandering throughout it's habitat in the United Kingdom. Observers can usually recognize one by its song.

-whispering- Okay, so here's us sneaking up on the rare creature Homo Completious Normalicus, better known as the Completely Normal Guy. They might seem normal, but something very unique about this species is its origin, or rather lack therof. As in, it is scientifically impossible to determine where exactly this species came from! Isn't that interesting? Now let's see if we can't grab a specimen of this beautiful creature for ourselves....

edited 26th Oct '11 4:20:45 PM by WertyYertrew

The Werterius Yerticus, aka, Werty Yertrew, is a fourth-dimension animal, having both genders at the same time.

It froliks freely on the Mind Screw of others.

Blimey, mate, here's a beauty! The rare Homo Desperandi Interius! It naturally inhabits urban areas of the United Kingdom, and they migrate to Birmingham Central every couple of years or so. Their diets can adjust depending on their surroundings, but they typically feed on Manga Trees and Liberalart Bushes. If you truly wish to find one of these magnificent creatures for yourself, remember to listen for the sound of 99% protests.

The Wertyus Yewtruis scurries around in it' habitat, the blackest void of all and it is practicly invisible.

It can be heard be it's bug like cry:KREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE,KKKKKKKKKKRRRRRREEEEEEEE!

Shh! Let's stay upwind from this little guy; he might be able to smell us if we get too close. As you can see, we are observing the illusive Xiphosus Orocii Hexakosioihexekontahexa. This unique critter is native to the British Isles, and is well known for its shrill, cackling cry. Despite its terrifying appearance and malevolent cry, it's actually a very peaceful creature, if a bit territorial. This particular specimen is not yet fully mature, but its adult plumage is already beginning to come in. Look at those pretty colors.

The Mobilicus Leprichonichon is an extremely rare marsupial. Don't let its physical appearance decieve you; this creature is quite the gentle, if not...interesting, creature.

The Rockonmanus is a prideful creature, challenging all opposition to a fight to prove it's alpha male status. In fact it is still growing black spines on it's body.

The serpentes Xiphos, nighnamed Xiphos Orochi 666 after the japanese god and the devil's number, was often worshiped by ainchient east asian cultures as a world-destroyer.

The Paradisesius 32ous carries an entire city on it's back and catches fish with it's long tongue, it also kills those who disturb it with a giant laser beam.

The name of this rare marsupial refers to the three groups of six it has - six distinct markings, six eyes, and six tails.

The rockus onmanis, or rockonman, can be found in its natural habitat of Cloudy City, Washington. It spends most of it's time making multiple posts to the same thread and wasting precious free time on TV Tropes.

-cue David Attenborough and ambient music-

The Explosivus Vigensum Quinct is an elusive creature that roams that migrates from Canada to Wisconsin in its early years. It is very friendly. Observe as it updates another post in its natural habitat, the computer room.

How'd I do?

The Dannieus is a elusive species of mammal native to Australia. It is generally docile and curious, but can be surprisingly dangerous if provoked. It is very adept at mimicking certain species of vampire bats, which is aided by it's pointy canines. Chocolate has proven to be a reliable bait when attempting to catch a specimen.

The Nightraidia is a child-like being,known to sleep when not awake.It also seems to purr like a cat so it is very friendly.

I am a little rusty at this,so yah it shows.

(In a hushed voice tinged with a posh British accent) Here we are in suburban England observing a most fascinating example of a divergent species from modern humans. What we are observing today is an example of homo sapiens confiditis about to participate in a ritual that is central to their social makeup. This fine creature is an... -stops briefly in fear of being spotted-... he hasn't sensed me yet. This fine creature is a male specimen in the peak of his physical and sexual condition and is about to attempt to seduce himself a mate. -The specimen approaches a female who is squatting on the ground-

This is a very delicate process and any kind of interference could jeopardize the entire situation. See how he approaches very confidently, with a sort of swagger and proud gait, and makes his intentions known.

-sounds of commotion-

He is about to make his move and hopefully secure his position as the dominant male in this hierarchy.

-sounds of low chuffing and growling-

He's beginning to perform his sexual dance to attract the desired matriarch of this family unit. It begins with strutting, proceeds into a dance of desire, and ends with a high trilling.

-stamping feet and shrill yowls are heard-

He is presenting his masculinity to her via his bright bodily adornments and colors.

-stamping feet quicken and become louder-

He's almost finished. This could be monumental.

-loud shrill trilling is heard, the specimen retreats-

...We're lucky to not have been spotted here in this alcove. Only time will tell if he is successful in wooing her and securing his position.

(in fake Australian accent) Whoa! We have caught a glimpse of the endangered Prometheus 136! It is rumored that these creatures respond unpleasantly to humans, so we will have to be careful... Oh, no! It's spotted me! I had best run; a Prometheus 136 has a toxic bite!

"Ah we have a rather lovely Landorkus here, and at first I fought she was a he, but the lion is defiantly a lioness."

Oi, 'ave a go at this bloke! This 'ere's a gorgeous specimen of Rota Dux, otherwise known as Gear Leader, and a rare creature he is too!

...No no no, you're alright, mate. 'Old still now, I won't 'urt ya.

As you can see 'ere, this little bloke is native to the Southern United States and is known for his checkered plumage. Some amateur biologists sometimes mistake him for the Common Kamina, but he's a creature of his own.

There ya go, mate. Back to your 'ome. Ah, lookit 'im scamper off. What a beaut.

COR BLIMEY! we appear to have caugt a glimpse of the rare and dangerous leprecaunus mobilii! WATCH as it mixes its chemicals, trying it's harddest to make a better hunting weapon.. oh- it appears to- WHAT THE FU- *BBBBOOOOOMMM** *we are experiencing ytechnical difficulties*