- Barring the fact that too many noggins could strain the shoulders and make it hard to turn each head around, what would be like for you if you had extra heads (and not the Multiple Head Case variety but the Hive Mind variety like the hydra?). I'm sit squarely in the Freaky is Cool category and I've always wondered what it would be like to vocalize my thoughts and show my expressions with more than one face.
- Even better what if you had the lower body of an animal like a centaur but complete with the head (like Guitar, the demon lord who has the upper body of a dog-headed soldier but the lower body of a antler-less deer with the head in front, which the main character mistook for his "naughty regions" in the manga, "Violinist of Hameln?}
I'd be the best at going down on a chick, that's for sure.
So pure.
I would go around trying to make people believe that one head always lies and the other head always tells the truth, or something >.>
I could finally read while playing video games!
Moar and Moar and Moar
Become President of the galaxy, of course!
Democracy is the process in which we determine the government that we deserve
Is that cake frosting?
Buy extra hats.
But they seem to know where they are going, the ones who walk away from Omelas.
Oh My
Dress up as Guanyin for Halloween with greater ease.
If someone wants to accuse us of eating coconut shells, then that's their business. We know what we're doing. - Achaan Chah
I have balls.
I'd have the extra head removed and have a contest to determine which head gets to live.
They never travel alone.
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But if you've already removed the extra head, how would you hold a contest to determine which head gets to live?
Hmm... problem I see is that when at a cross road leading to two directions, argument may occure... stay one may for long time.
I’m a lumberjack and I’m ok. I sleep all night and work all day.
Jackass Detector
I can start greeting people Wesley Willis-style!
"It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one’s mouth and remove all doubt." - Some guy with a snazzy hat.
I changed accounts.
I'd be freaked the fuck out at having two heads...
I am now known as Flyboy.
Happy New Year!
I would start a one man band, It would be great for duets
Adveho in mihi Lucifer
I would kill myself for being such an abomination.
A single phrase renders Christianity a delusional cult
Eye'm the cutest!
"That way!" "No! That way!"
"Allah may guide their bullets, but Jesus helps those who aim down the sights."
Decemberist
Doublely pentrate her?
I honestly dont know.
Dutch Lesbian
Pro-Freedom Fanatic
Smile with one head, sneer with the other, and use wildly different tones of voice to say the same thing simultaneously. That'd freak everyone else out.
You exist because we allow it and you will end because we demand it.
Start my own barbershop quartet.
"You fail to grasp the basic principles of mad science. Common sense would be cheating." - Narbonic
Citizen
Get on TV and host a political talk show with myself.
"Shut up! You hate America!" "No you shut up! You hate America!"
It would be the most popular thing ever.
What we obtain too cheap, we esteem too lightly.
I tend to talk to myself when I'm having trouble deciding something. If I had more than one head, they could take different sides to the argument, and I'd probably start doing it more often, and more heatedly.
PARTY HARD!!!!
Would head # 2 be a separate personality? If not, I would try to have it removed.
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Where were you when I laid the earth’s foundation? Tell me, if you understand. Who marked off its dimensions? Surely you know! ~ GOD
Whine about the increased cost of haircuts and glasses.
Be not afraid...
That would be a nightmare, actually. I hate getting my hair cut and get ill when I go too long without my glasses, so it would be a big inconvenience. Taking that into consideration, I think I'd try to get the additional heads removed.
I'm sure that would be comfortable...
