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cutewithoutthe Góðberit Norðling Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Star-crossed
Góðberit Norðling
#51: Nov 30th 2011 at 10:46:14 AM

Roses are red,

violets are blue,

fuck you, whore.

SantosLHalper The filidh that cam frae Skye from The Canterlot of the North Since: Aug, 2009
The filidh that cam frae Skye
#52: May 22nd 2012 at 8:39:37 AM

Civilian phone boxes are red
Police boxes are blue
I have no idea
Where this poem is going to.\\

edited 22nd May '12 8:39:46 AM by SantosLHalper

Halper's Law: as the length of an online discussion of minority groups increases, the probability of "SJW" or variations being used = 1.
MobileLeprechaun In Perpetual Finality from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
In Perpetual Finality
#53: May 22nd 2012 at 8:41:11 AM

Some portals are orange,
Others are blue,
None of this cake
Will be eaten by you.

make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
Bisected8 Tief girl with eartude from Her Hackette Cave (Primordial Chaos) Relationship Status: Arm chopping is not a love language!
Tief girl with eartude
#54: May 22nd 2012 at 9:40:11 AM

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Your sister is cute
What happened to you?

edited 22nd May '12 9:47:04 AM by Bisected8

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LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#55: May 22nd 2012 at 10:05:55 AM

(a variation of one that was already posted)

Violets are Blue

Roses are Red

It's really such a shame,

that you are already dead.

edited 22nd May '12 10:06:03 AM by LatverianBadger

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
CompletelyNormalGuy Am I a weirdo? from that rainy city where they throw fish (Oldest One in the Book)
Am I a weirdo?
#56: May 22nd 2012 at 3:22:22 PM

Roses are red.
Violets are also red in Soviet Russia.

Bigotry will NEVER be welcome on TV Tropes.
WertyYertrew <33 from on a bus. Since: Apr, 2010 Relationship Status: Hiding
<33
#57: May 23rd 2012 at 3:44:36 PM

Roses' colors vary depending on the dominant genome
Violets' colors are also dependent on genes
Biology is kind of boring

edited 23rd May '12 3:44:45 PM by WertyYertrew

but the future refused to change. the miracle never happen.
Belfagor from Nonantola, Italy Since: Sep, 2010
#58: May 24th 2012 at 3:20:17 AM

Roses are red

Violets are too

In Soviet Russia

You never feel blue

OMNIA RESOLVITUR DIALECTICE
Belfagor from Nonantola, Italy Since: Sep, 2010
#59: May 24th 2012 at 3:23:46 AM

As you will find on my troper page:

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Twilight sucks

And she's a Mary Sue.

OMNIA RESOLVITUR DIALECTICE
XiphosOrochi666 True King Of Yggdrasil from Dark Reflection-Glitch River Since: Feb, 2012
True King Of Yggdrasil
#60: May 27th 2012 at 1:08:53 PM

Roses are red

Violets are blue,

your mother wants to speak with you.

Violets are red

Roses are blue

Lavenders are purple

and Tulips are black.

Humanity wants equality yet supremacy stands in the way. Destroy that and we can embrace equality.
BioSafety Since: Jan, 2011 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
#61: May 27th 2012 at 5:09:20 PM

Scarlet is red

Peacock is blue

Boddy is dead

And soon you'll be too!

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Sugar is sweet

But you aren't.

Tre 82123 from the front to the back, that's where I was at (Unlucky Thirteen) Relationship Status: Singularity
82123
#62: May 27th 2012 at 9:41:59 PM

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Why would you come back
If no one missed you?

oh, that's why I need this binary mind //
KatanaCat Definitely Not A Swarm Of Bees from the void (Spin-off Series) Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
Definitely Not A Swarm Of Bees
#63: May 3rd 2016 at 6:04:30 AM

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I necro'd this forum game

To play it with you

edited 3rd May '16 6:04:47 AM by KatanaCat

If you are not very careful, your possessions will posses you
arcada188 PINNACLE OF MAN from Bad Soldierdom Since: Apr, 2015
PINNACLE OF MAN
#64: May 3rd 2016 at 11:33:22 AM

Roses are red,

violets are blue,

I'm currently at my dacha,

now I can finally post for you.

I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
gregnes2000 Since: Apr, 2015
#65: May 3rd 2016 at 11:36:21 AM

AHEM!

Roses are red.
Violets are red.
Everything's red.
There's blood everywhere.

DingoWalley1 Asgore Adopts Noelle Since: Feb, 2014 Relationship Status: Can't buy me love
Asgore Adopts Noelle
#66: May 3rd 2016 at 11:41:04 AM

Roses are red,

violets are blue,

I have no line here, but

I gotta go poo.

edited 3rd May '16 11:41:31 AM by DingoWalley1

cake1 Welcome to the Literature club! from A parallel universe Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: TV Tropes ruined my love life
Welcome to the Literature club!
#67: May 3rd 2016 at 11:58:30 AM

Roses are Red,

Violets are blue,

If you were a sinking ship,

I'd go down with you

...probably.

The ink flows into a dark puddle, just move your hand- write the way into his heart
arcada188 PINNACLE OF MAN from Bad Soldierdom Since: Apr, 2015
PINNACLE OF MAN
#68: May 3rd 2016 at 12:03:22 PM

roses are red

violets are blue

zig's eyes are red

maou's suit is blue

I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
DrNoPuma Polly Esther from Toon Town Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: I think I love you, so what am I so afraid of?
cake1 Welcome to the Literature club! from A parallel universe Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: TV Tropes ruined my love life
Welcome to the Literature club!
#70: May 3rd 2016 at 12:26:42 PM

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Don't give me that restraining order,

And I promise not to sue

The ink flows into a dark puddle, just move your hand- write the way into his heart
TroperNo9001 Braids From S286 Not Included from ZDR for now Since: Oct, 2014 Relationship Status: Sinking with my ship
Braids From S286 Not Included
DrNoPuma Polly Esther from Toon Town Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: I think I love you, so what am I so afraid of?
#72: May 4th 2016 at 9:28:22 AM

Roses are black

Violets, black too.

CAUSE I BURNED THEM UP

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!

Check out this fancast I made! Any votes would be greatly appreciated!
Mhazard Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
#73: May 4th 2016 at 10:30:56 AM

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Kings are yellow, Colourless inside.

RandomWriter413 Since: Feb, 2016
#74: May 4th 2016 at 2:27:55 PM

Roses are red.

Violets are red.

Trees are red.

I set your garden on fire.

edited 4th May '16 2:28:18 PM by RandomWriter413

InfinityRyujin Since: Jan, 2015
#75: May 4th 2016 at 2:30:34 PM

Roses are red.

Rubies are too.

Violets are purple, not fucking blue.


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