Question. We're fighting vampires, so why are you shooting them with a shotgun? Pull out the stake and get dusting!
I guess we could go... wherever we please.*draws a pistol*
How's about bullets made from the silver of a holy relic?
"Yup. That tasted purple."Stock up on onions, garlics, and things that emit light.
Now using Trivialis handle.Quike! Unleash light upon them!
I’m a lumberjack and I’m ok. I sleep all night and work all day.Bel-LA! Where is BELLA?!
MEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE-is wearing metal things around my neck and wrists-
I'm safe!
LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!At least they're not the Scarlets. There is no way we'd survive Flandre.
Who has the hotline number to The Convention of Twelve?
Now using Trivialis handle.Hahahaha I have no blood - I'll be at the bar.
So it's daytime.
Now using Trivialis handle.Pull out wooden katana (Wooden Katanas Are Even Better), as good as stake, isn't?
AIIIEEE!!! I'm scared of pointy things in my skin!!! *tosses garlic at offending beasties*
Looking for some stories?-Hefts stake-
Come on then.
In our heart, Mr. Ando will always be a penguin.Let me get my blacklight.
Smile for me!Do you think they're weak to fire? Because I really hope that these are the type that are weak to fire.
In our heart, Mr. Ando will always be a penguin.Why aren't we calling Angel Investigations?
All of time and space, anywhere and everywhere, any star that ever was. Where do you want to start?-Starts setting up what looks like a huge loop of tubing with a pump attached-
-Flicks the pump on; pump begins circulating water-
I've just set up my latest anti-undead invention: the Anti-vampire Hydraulic Defense. They can't cross running water, so as long as we stay within the ~30 foot diameter circle of sanctuary, they can't touch us.
Need a tall, brawny fella to come by and inspect your pickle? Perhaps I may be this fella.(stands right in the center of the circle)
Hey, I got an idea! Does anyone have a stake shotgun? We can be safe in here and pick 'em off!
edited 25th Nov '11 4:22:26 PM by Mort08
Looking for some stories?
Oh my god, did they have to be the 30 Days Of Night kind? How about sparkly ones.
-Fires shotgun-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXkI1sTDoEg