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GearLeader from Dota Hell Since: Mar, 2011 Relationship Status: Married to the job
#1: Sep 21st 2011 at 2:48:20 PM

Oh my god, did they have to be the 30 Days Of Night kind? How about sparkly ones.

-Fires shotgun-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXkI1sTDoEg
Phoenixor Departed days ahead. from Scotland. Still. Since: Mar, 2010
Departed days ahead.
#2: Sep 21st 2011 at 2:49:41 PM

Question. We're fighting vampires, so why are you shooting them with a shotgun? Pull out the stake and get dusting!

I guess we could go... wherever we please.
GearLeader from Dota Hell Since: Mar, 2011 Relationship Status: Married to the job
Deadbeatloser22 from Disappeared by Space Magic (Great Old One) Relationship Status: Tsundere'ing
#4: Sep 21st 2011 at 3:10:46 PM

*draws a pistol*

How's about bullets made from the silver of a holy relic?

"Yup. That tasted purple."
abstractematics Since: May, 2011
#5: Sep 21st 2011 at 3:12:28 PM

Stock up on onions, garlics, and things that emit light.

Now using Trivialis handle.
PantheraSapiensEllipsis pobody's nerfect from your teacup Since: Mar, 2011
pobody's nerfect
#7: Sep 21st 2011 at 11:48:47 PM

Bel-LA! Where is BELLA?!

MEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
GearLeader from Dota Hell Since: Mar, 2011 Relationship Status: Married to the job
Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#9: Sep 26th 2011 at 4:09:47 PM

-is wearing metal things around my neck and wrists-

I'm safe!

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
TARDISES pirate girl Since: May, 2011
pirate girl
#10: Sep 27th 2011 at 10:58:48 PM

At least they're not the Scarlets. There is no way we'd survive Flandre.

abstractematics Since: May, 2011
#11: Sep 30th 2011 at 2:37:23 PM

Who has the hotline number to The Convention of Twelve?

Now using Trivialis handle.
Jonny0110 Since: May, 2011
#12: Sep 30th 2011 at 3:17:24 PM

Hahahaha I have no blood - I'll be at the bar.

abstractematics Since: May, 2011
#13: Nov 24th 2011 at 8:29:38 AM

So it's daytime.

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Tenzen12 Red Lagoon Since: Jul, 2011
Red Lagoon
#14: Nov 24th 2011 at 8:37:07 AM

Pull out wooden katana (Wooden Katanas Are Even Better), as good as stake, isn't?

Mort08 Pirate AND writer! from Oklahoma Since: Feb, 2011 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Pirate AND writer!
#15: Nov 24th 2011 at 2:03:43 PM

AIIIEEE!!! I'm scared of pointy things in my skin!!! *tosses garlic at offending beasties*

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pyr0h1tman8 What'd you just say about my hair?! from The Land Down Under Since: Jul, 2010
What'd you just say about my hair?!
#16: Nov 24th 2011 at 6:03:56 PM

-Hefts stake-

Come on then.

In our heart, Mr. Ando will always be a penguin.
Muramasan13 Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: Not war
pyr0h1tman8 What'd you just say about my hair?! from The Land Down Under Since: Jul, 2010
What'd you just say about my hair?!
#18: Nov 24th 2011 at 10:52:37 PM

Do you think they're weak to fire? Because I really hope that these are the type that are weak to fire.

In our heart, Mr. Ando will always be a penguin.
zam Last Boy on Earth from Orlando, FL . Since: Jun, 2009 Relationship Status: Heisenberg unreliable
Last Boy on Earth
#19: Nov 25th 2011 at 2:51:05 PM

Why aren't we calling Angel Investigations?

All of time and space, anywhere and everywhere, any star that ever was. Where do you want to start?
Aniventerie Detective Extroadinaire from Imagination World Since: Apr, 2010
Detective Extroadinaire
#20: Nov 25th 2011 at 3:57:16 PM

-Starts setting up what looks like a huge loop of tubing with a pump attached-

-Flicks the pump on; pump begins circulating water-

I've just set up my latest anti-undead invention: the Anti-vampire Hydraulic Defense. They can't cross running water, so as long as we stay within the ~30 foot diameter circle of sanctuary, they can't touch us.

Need a tall, brawny fella to come by and inspect your pickle? Perhaps I may be this fella.
Mort08 Pirate AND writer! from Oklahoma Since: Feb, 2011 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Pirate AND writer!
#21: Nov 25th 2011 at 4:21:59 PM

(stands right in the center of the circle)

Hey, I got an idea! Does anyone have a stake shotgun? We can be safe in here and pick 'em off!

edited 25th Nov '11 4:22:26 PM by Mort08

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