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Cowboy-Man:

 1 Rivux, Sat, 10th Sep '11 12:18:01 PM from the bark side Relationship Status: I get a feeling so complicated...
Sweet Scent
Because there's ''totally'' not enough MS Paint Adventures-esque threads around here.

You are Cowboy-Man. Due to TERRIBLE CIRCUMSTANCES, your mother accidentally named you with your horrible name. Since everybody assumes you to be a HERO, you have no choice but to go along with it.
The fretrat is always razzled by the chitty chitty bang bang.
The Absolute Fangirl
SLAP MOTHER for naming you such a terrible name.
There's no way I can credit all these icons....
 3 Rivux, Sat, 10th Sep '11 1:00:20 PM from the bark side Relationship Status: I get a feeling so complicated...
Sweet Scent
>SLAP MOTHER for terrible name

You would love to SLAP your MOTHER, but despite her TERRIBLE NAMING CHOICE, she did raise you and give you the best 20 YEARS of your LIFE.
The fretrat is always razzled by the chitty chitty bang bang.
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Apply for name change
Now Neon Moon

shy guy
>Retrieve arms from magic chest
RIDING TO THE DANGER ZONE
 6 Anno R, Sat, 10th Sep '11 1:39:00 PM from Honnouji Academy
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
>Attempt to eat your fingers.
"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
The Absolute Fangirl
JUMP out nearest WINDOW.
There's no way I can credit all these icons....
 8 Rivux, Sat, 10th Sep '11 1:45:40 PM from the bark side Relationship Status: I get a feeling so complicated...
Sweet Scent
>Apply for a NAME CHANGE

Oh how you would love to do that, but sadly, you live in a WORLD where one's NAME cannot be changed. Ever. No exception.

>Retrieve ARMS from MAGIC CHEST

You already have arms, numb nuts! Instead you retrieve the GUN from your DRAWER.

>Attempt to EAT your FINGERS

You tried that once, they didn't taste too good. Just look at what used to be your left pinky.

>JUMP out nearest WINDOW

You find the idea entertaining, but your DUMBASS INTERN locked you in your OFFICE! All you have to jump out of is a VENTILATION SHAFT.
The fretrat is always razzled by the chitty chitty bang bang.
The Absolute Fangirl
>JUMP out of VENTILATION SHAFT
There's no way I can credit all these icons....
TSC is best palette. But monochrome's fine too.
>Cowboy-Man: Contemplate the VENTILATION SHAFT.
"...If there is anything virtuous, lovely, or of good report or praiseworthy, we seek after these things." - Article of Faith 13
 11 Rivux, Sat, 10th Sep '11 2:09:36 PM from the bark side Relationship Status: I get a feeling so complicated...
Sweet Scent
>JUMP out of VENTILATION SHAFT

Don't be ridiculous. That would require you to be in the shaft. You cannot go in as it is on the CEILING.

>Cowboy-Man: Contemplate the VENTILATION SHAFT

You gaze at the VENTILATION SHAFT and think heavily on how you could get up there.

Now how will you escape your office?

edited 10th Sep '11 2:11:05 PM by Rivux

The fretrat is always razzled by the chitty chitty bang bang.
 12 Prometheus 136, Sat, 10th Sep '11 2:11:42 PM from Yoknapatawpha County Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
Happy to see you
>LOOK for a KEY.

edited 10th Sep '11 2:12:02 PM by Prometheus136

Picture not related
>Attempt to PICK LOCK on the DOOR.
Now Neon Moon

 14 Phoenixor, Sat, 10th Sep '11 2:14:31 PM from Scotland. Still.
Departed days ahead.
>Just open the door.
I guess we could go... wherever we please.
 15 Rivux, Sat, 10th Sep '11 2:18:36 PM from the bark side Relationship Status: I get a feeling so complicated...
Sweet Scent
>LOOK for a KEY

You wander around the room in search of a KEY, sadly, all there was in your office was your GUN which you previously picked up and then set down, a PHONE with no connection, and a PICTURE of your dear old dad who shares your SENTIMENTS of your TERRIBLE NAME.

>Attempt to PICK LOCK on DOOR

You try, but sadly, the lock isn't the kind where you can unlock with FREAKISHLY LONG FINGERNAILS. Honestly, who's dumbass idea was it to build the door with the lock on the INSIDE?

>Just open the door

To no avail, all you succeed in doing is shaking the doorknob.

The fretrat is always razzled by the chitty chitty bang bang.
Picture not related
>Pick up GUN

>SHOOT at the DOOR
Now Neon Moon

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> Be Cowboy-Woman.
Always hiding my keys in the bug bucket, you bastard dog.
 18 Prometheus 136, Sat, 10th Sep '11 2:21:40 PM from Yoknapatawpha County Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
Happy to see you
> GRAB a GUN and SHOOT the LOCK.
 19 Rivux, Sat, 10th Sep '11 2:25:09 PM from the bark side Relationship Status: I get a feeling so complicated...
Sweet Scent
>Pick up GUN

>SHOOT at DOOR

What gun? You're sure there has never been a gun there before. Instead you pick up the KEY to your SAFE located at HOME.

>Be Cowboy-Woman

You do not have GENDER-FLIPPING powers to do that! In fact, you don't have powers at all. You're just an ordinary COWBOY people mistake as a HERO.

>GRAB a GUN and SHOOT the LOCK

You wield the key like an expert. If there's one thing you know how to do, it's use a key with deadly force. Sadly, the key cannot unlock the door.

edited 25th Sep '11 10:48:58 AM by Rivux

The fretrat is always razzled by the chitty chitty bang bang.
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> Notice threatening METEOR.
Always hiding my keys in the bug bucket, you bastard dog.
 21 Rivux, Sat, 10th Sep '11 2:29:38 PM from the bark side Relationship Status: I get a feeling so complicated...
Sweet Scent
>Notice threatening METEOR

You can't notice a threatening meteor, you have no way to view the outside world! You're sure that threatening meteors only happen in LONG WEBCOMICS that deal with a REALITY-WARPING GAME.

Try checking inventory
The fretrat is always razzled by the chitty chitty bang bang.
 22 Prometheus 136, Sat, 10th Sep '11 2:31:49 PM from Yoknapatawpha County Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
Happy to see you
>CHECK INVENTORY
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> Take out LASSO
Always hiding my keys in the bug bucket, you bastard dog.
 24 Rivux, Sat, 10th Sep '11 2:50:28 PM from the bark side Relationship Status: I get a feeling so complicated...
Sweet Scent
>CHECK INVENTORY

As you are behind on the times, you can only carry five things in your inventory as well as one additional item in your hat. Most people moved on to this fancy sylladex thing.

In your inventory is the KEY, a LASSO ROPE, your RING OF KEYS which include your HOUSE KEYS, CAR KEYS, AND BACK DOOR KEYS, and a BOTTLE OF APPLE JUICE. In your COWBOY HAT is three wrapped STARBURSTS.

>Take out LASSO

Now what?
The fretrat is always razzled by the chitty chitty bang bang.
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>HANG YOURSELF with LASSO.
Now Neon Moon

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