The Expendables 2:

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1 dmysta30009th Sep 2011 08:01:00 AM from New York and New Jersey , Relationship Status: Don't hug me; I'm scared
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Jean-Claude Van Damme and Chuck Norris among many other will be in it.

More info.
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Needs some Kurt Russell.
3 MarkVonLewis9th Sep 2011 10:12:04 PM from Somewhere in Time , Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
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I second that notion. There needs to be Snake motherfuckin' Plissken in this.

Also, maybe Lucy Lawless to add some female badassery.

edited 9th Sep '11 10:13:51 PM by MarkVonLewis

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[up] If Lawless then Thurman.
5 MarkVonLewis9th Sep 2011 10:21:04 PM from Somewhere in Time , Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
KCCO
dRoy: Yeah I could get behind that idea.
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6 Deboss10th Sep 2011 12:17:09 AM from Awesomeville Texas
I see the Awesomeness.
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I hope this one isn't released up against a much better movie that deserved money more.
8 Deboss10th Sep 2011 01:02:24 AM from Awesomeville Texas
I see the Awesomeness.
The first one wasn't, at least to my knowledge. Then again, if they tried to pick a fight with the Marvel movies, I doubt they'd win.
9 JRPictures10th Sep 2011 05:12:04 AM from Australia , Relationship Status: In Lesbians with you
My eyes can see the death of everything.
This movie will finish in less than one minute once Chuck Norris joins in.

Other than that silly joke this sounds pretty exciting. I just need to see the first.
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http://insidemovies.ew.com/2011/09/13/sylvester-stallone-expendables-2-exclusive/

Apparently Nicolas Cage has been semi-confirmed, in which case I will throw all of my money at Sylvester Stallone.
I Am The Walrus
I hope it's Kiss of Death Nicolas Cage and not Season of the Witch Nicolas Cage.
Mystical Monkey Master
not chuck norris. he's is too damn ridged when delivering quip.
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I personally would like to see Matt Damon.
Ehhhhhhhhh, I dunno if Seagal should show up in this one.
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15 lordGacek15th Sep 2011 08:58:36 AM from Kansas of Europe
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I hope it is Werewolf Women of the SS Nicolas Cage.
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Vin Deisel & Sam Jackson pls.
17 dmysta300015th Sep 2011 07:13:25 PM from New York and New Jersey , Relationship Status: Don't hug me; I'm scared
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I honestly don't think people can take a movie with both Chuck Norris and Sam Jackson without exploding from the awesomeness at least three seconds into the film.
Mystical Monkey Master
Actually chuck norris's awesome level of under -9000 would balance out Sam Jacksons awesomeness level of over 9000

edited 15th Sep '11 8:01:48 PM by vanthebaron

I remember explaining the first movie to a friend of mine a few months before it came out. "It's starring Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham and Jet Li." "What?" "And has Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bruce Willis, Mickey Rourke..." "WHAT?" "...Stone Cold Steve Austin, Dolph Lundgren, Terry Crews, Randy Couture..." "WHAT!!?"

The movie was surprisingly light on the action, but what action it did have was generally amazing. What I really like in hindsight is that the movie was less about mindless violence as it was giving all these different actors a memorable character. These aren't highly-educated scholars, but very efficient MEN of war.

edited 16th Sep '11 3:36:31 AM by KJMackley

  • Chuck comes on screen*

  • Bad guy dies*

THE END

edited 18th Sep '11 1:11:05 AM by RobbieRotten

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Mystical Monkey Master
^ enough with the lame chuck Norris jokes
22 MarkVonLewis18th Sep 2011 05:13:03 PM from Somewhere in Time , Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
KCCO
Yeah Chuck Norris isn't as badass as those facts make him out to be. Everyone knows the REAL person those facts refer to is Teddy motherfucking Roosevelt.
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23 0dd16th Oct 2011 12:17:49 AM from Nowhere Land
Just awesome like that
Let's be honest here, they can't and shouldn't stop making The Expendables movies until they match up every somewhat credible action star that's still alive.
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25 0dd16th Oct 2011 03:17:25 PM from Nowhere Land
Just awesome like that
I was gonna point that out, but I figured that'd be something obvious to point out.
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