I strongly suggest staying a minimum of 2000 meters away from me lest you find yourself on the business end of a Sniper Rifle.
"Allah may guide their bullets, but Jesus helps those who aim down the sights."
The templars are real!
Quick! find desmond!
I'd be a mostly benevolent dictator. I'd pass a lot of social reforms, like legalizing gay marriage, have the WBC beaten by the special forces every time they protested, lower taxes, invest in space, invest in education, make one month of the year a dedicated Worldwide Boozefest Blowout...
I'd be a mix of a fun and crazy leader. But crazy in a good way.
Seriously, though, every time the WBC protested a funeral, I'd deploy the Army Rangers to go out and rough em up.
edited 7th Sep '11 7:45:34 PM by MarkVonLewis
I was kidding!!!Can't you guys take a joke!
I'm joking as well.
@Joyflower: I'm making an Assasin's Creed joke :P
Time to do what we do every night, Pinky....
edited 7th Sep '11 7:55:03 PM by FFShinra
Final Fantasy, Foreign Policy, and Bollywood. Helluva combo, that...YOU BASTARD! GRRR I WAS GONNA SAY THAT
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What are we going to do tonight Brain?
edited 8th Sep '11 3:05:06 PM by Erock
If you don't like a single Frank Ocean song, you have no soul.If I took over the world I'd mandate a 100,000 a year salary for me. That's pretty much be all I'd want.
EDIT: Oh, and books. Lots and lots of books.
edited 7th Sep '11 8:10:39 PM by YoungMachete
"Delenda est." "Furthermore, Carthage must be destroyed." -Common Roman saying at the end of speeches.I need forty pounds of flour and a stethoscope.
More seriously... I wouldn't. Moral relativism dictates that I don't have the right to force my ideal on everybody else...
I am now known as Flyboy.I'd give each nation the power to control itself as it saw fit, but I'd do whatever I could to enforce peace between different nations, and to prevent genocide.
That's Feo . . . He's a disgusting, mysoginistic, paedophilic asshat who moonlights as a shitty writer—Something AwfulWell... who am I kidding?
I would abuse the Evil Overlord List... for fun and profit. I would be a benevolent dictator, though. So long as you don't annoy me, of course.
I am now known as Flyboy.Sign me up for the Benevolent Dictator shtick.
I'd stay the Hell away from people's personal lives, and I would tolerate both vice and dissent. I'd keep the populace contented through Bread and Circuses and through the leave'em the Hell alone principle.
You exist because we allow it and you will end because we demand it.High-five, Savage!
Although my Bread and Circuses will involve gladiatorial games involving former politicians...
I am now known as Flyboy.Taking over the world is possible but hard...
Still if you need another agent then sign me in.
I’m a lumberjack and I’m ok. I sleep all night and work all day.@OP: I thought you weren't kidding when I was reading that first paragraph.
But if it were to happen I'd have all books Machiavelli and all books in the Index L.P. burned.
...a little brother should belong to his older sister, right? - Orimura ChifuyuWill you also outlaw grammar?
Wait! If we outlaw grammer then the spell checkers will go out of buisness! Think of those poor, poor spell checkers without a job.
On topic, what will be call our elite guard?
I’m a lumberjack and I’m ok. I sleep all night and work all day."Those Tropers" sounds like a good name.
edited 8th Sep '11 3:41:33 AM by nnokwoodeye
"those tropers" sound good but it is best for a innder circle... the kind who do not go out into battle...
Hmm... maybe the Confrederal Elite Guard? Or "The Genre Savvy Legioniers?"
edited 8th Sep '11 3:41:21 AM by Ailedhoo
I’m a lumberjack and I’m ok. I sleep all night and work all day.How about "Storm Tropers"
Good... but that imply they may miss...
What of zee "Genre Savvy Troopers" or "Katana Tropers?"
edited 8th Sep '11 3:49:34 AM by Ailedhoo
I’m a lumberjack and I’m ok. I sleep all night and work all day.Rubbish. And if you do, the real illuminati will track you down and have you assassinated before you try anything like that.
Requiem ~ September 2010 - October 2011 [Banned 4 Life]As USAF said, abuse the Evil Overlord List for all it's worth. Also stay more than 2000 meters away from Major Tom and other would-be revolutionary heroes. I mean, that's just sensible. I could rule from under ground just as well as above ground.
Given the bloodshed that would naturally be required to claim world domination, the first order of business would be to rebuild the world. After that it'd mostly be left to manage its own affairs (with all nations paying a tribute to my world order of course). In exchange I will mediate all world conflicts, otherwise every nation will still be doing whatever.
Also never forget your Evil Virtues when taking over the world. You'll need them.
edited 8th Sep '11 12:37:36 PM by Ratix
My friends I think its time for me to tell you the truth I am part of a conspiracy that aims to take over the world and make a theocracy.And I will rule with an iron fist with right wing rhetoric and have all parties canceled except my party.I also will force Tomu to marry me and make you obey me by replacing your minds with robot brains and my last thing is to say syche!!!
I wouldn't do it that and I did it to scare you guys
However the discussion is what if you took over the world and how would you shape it in your image.
edited 7th Sep '11 7:46:34 PM by joyflower