「Social Processes Considered Inappropriate Upon The Common Social Norm Conducted At Minimal Monetary Expense」!
(Getting a bit punny) Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap, or Filthy Acts At A Reasonable Price.
edited 14th Jul '17 7:09:43 PM by Almohad
It is advisable that you place this shaped, punctured plastic upon the front of your head, because it makes those of us who elected to follow this most excellent advice exhuberant, as well as transforming into an alternative, pleasing form which you now see.
The Shy Gal mask thing
My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!Pardon me, but I question the amount of veneers of acerbity you happen to be seated upon at this moment. how many layers of irony r u on
I believe that figure to lie between 5 and 8, exclusive, my dear sir/maddam. like 6 or 7 my dude
You share much in common with a neonate: I compel you to observe the following events. you are like a little baby watch this
i m b i b e s u c c
layers of irony
...[Insert video game company here], I implore you to discontinue the act of sexualizing characters with two X chromosomes while making the ones with Y chromosomes grotesque! I shall continue to support your games only if you make the characters with two X chromosomes exactly the same as the ones with Y chromosomes!
"I didn't know you could read!" - Draco, in another timelineMy word, what an unnatural-looking individual! He bore a rather strong resemblance to a speaking male reproductive organ...
NOTICEABLY LARGE NUMERICAL AESTIMATES OF TRIDIMENSIONAL DEPTH AND VOLUME
T H I C C
X has sadly perished in a funnel cloud of wind.
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”How fascinating, there is a conflagration here.
wow an fire
"Folks, I'm going down to Saint James Infirmary..."The Procedure to Have a Conversation With Human Beings Who are Lacking in Height
Incorrect: Tilting your head down on them, forcing them to tilt theirs up to you.
Correct: Bending your kneecaps down to their deficient height and having a conversation with them at ocular levels.
"I didn't know you could read!" - Draco, in another timelineThis reaction of chemical receptors in my tastebuds... This is the reaction of chemical receptors upon tastebuds brought by an individual who speaks untrue statements! Meister Giorno Giovanna!
I say, William! For what reason does your mother allow you the opportunity to consume two hot dogs?
「Chemically composed and industrially manufactured in a higher sphere of existance of the Christian tradition and view of the Paradiso」!
My, what a "beautiful" feminine two-wheeled vehicle you have there!
My, what "beautiful" feminine keratin strands you have there!
My, what "beautiful" estrogen and progesterone you're taking!
Oh wow, you're so beautiful.
"I didn't know you could read!" - Draco, in another timelineSingle vertical entity.
Two vertical entities.
Perchance, may this cryptic cipher be a minimalistic representation of deprivation.Joint_Photographic_Experts_Group_standardized_filetype?
edited 20th Jul '17 4:37:06 PM by Anomalocaris20
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!I say not that Extraterrestrials constructed the Tombs of the Pharaohs, however they did, in fact, do so.
edited 20th Jul '17 6:49:31 PM by dvorak
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!(Insert the name of a song, scene from a motion picture, television program, video game or other audio and video clip), except in this version, every instance of (insert a word or action that occurs several times within said audio and video clip) causes (insert a certain effect that changes the video or audio for the sake of humor).
"Folks, I'm going down to Saint James Infirmary..."You would not accept the truth with your ocular organs if 1x10^7 insects in the Lampyridae family simultaneously released photons from their abdomens around the terrestrial planet that we live in as yours truly succumbed to a temporary coma.
edited 22nd Jul '17 7:39:07 PM by TroperNo9001
"I didn't know you could read!" - Draco, in another timelineA gentleman of African-American descent has robbed me of my bicycle.
In the event that a Canis lupus familiaris puts on an article of clothing for the legs, should it wear it across its body, exposing its anus, or only on its hindquarters like a Homo sapiens?
"I didn't know you could read!" - Draco, in another timelineI should inform you that the title I go by is Megumin!
A giant burst of force and fire!
Wherefore am I unable to carry this entire amount of Citrus latifolia in my palms?
why can't i hold all these limes
edited 27th Aug '17 10:15:02 PM by Zanreo
Just a funny lil alien guyADDITIONAL WATERFOWL!!
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!You are the person who has gained the victory
a winner is you
Just a funny lil alien guy
Alas, for the introductory judgement is within my belongings.
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