Take me to the river
INDEED, it is the substance of my seeking! I shall seek from you a gargantuan- I BEG YOUR PARDON?! I am bemused... OF EXCEEDING HUSKINESS!
1001 Albums You Must Hear Before You Die (all editions) progress: 410/1089 (37.65%)
...
I haven't felt this good, since I invented the
exploding church pew!
edited 28th May '17 12:32:55 PM by StarAndroidJaguar
...
La Gioconda, the most famous painting by Florentine artist Leonardo Di Ser Piero Da Vinci (c. 1503–06)... That glimpse, like all dread glimpses of truth, flashed out from an accidental piecing together of separated things, in this case, a painting of the aesthetic revolution of the Italian renaissance, it is true, for the firstmost instance in which I had admired her image, as with the semblant of her digits resting upon the midsection of her locomotive systems... Ah! How shall I fully correctly describe it in good manners? Firstmostly, It is true that the most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far, lest that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the deadly light into the peace and safety of a new dark age. ...While it is undoubtedly true that I am comprehensivelly aprehensive upon relaying such compromising information, should my mental fortitude come to inevitably falter... Yes, In that moment, gentlemen, I cannot deny the utter and most cacodaemoniac factuality, the most dreaded act of my recent memory which chills me when I think of it and maddens me when I dream of it... in that I had suffered a most squamous and pithecanthropic vista of profound hormonal discharge in response to a dreaded masculine response to an animalistic intimate arousal consequent of such neptunian rift in eldritch realms of infinite madness.
Phew.
edited 28th May '17 2:43:52 PM by Almohad
Take me to the river
The titanic, catapult-esque siege engine can expectorate a humongous projectile weighing in at approximately fourteen stone at a distance approaching sixty rods.
edited 28th May '17 2:34:24 PM by GrafVonTirol
1001 Albums You Must Hear Before You Die (all editions) progress: 410/1089 (37.65%)
It is true, gentlemen, that my current emotional state is, frankly, of most infinitic complexity. *
edited 29th May '17 4:40:18 PM by Almohad
Tell me something happy
edited 29th May '17 4:50:35 PM by burinnu
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.
Would you perchance enjoy... a bowl of breakfast cereal consisting of toasted flakes of corn?! Hahaha!
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
...
Refrain from authorising your pre-adolescent relatives from contemplating this material!
Don't let your kids watch it!
edited 7th Jun '17 1:07:49 PM by StarAndroidJaguar
...
Pums Iena (see my troper page)
I am quite significant, the total weight of my body is not equal to 2000 pounds, I do not require a firearm to obtain reverence in this neighborhood. In the light of our local solar body, the illegitimate male child will discharge a firearm in order to gain enough sustenance for both himself and those he is related to.
edited 7th Jun '17 7:01:10 PM by DrNoPuma
I should probably get back to playing The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion someday, but I keep getting distracted. :P
I should come to suplicate, gentlemen, that I am in dire need of a critical dosage of encephalic sodium hypochlorite. *
For what reason did you choose to utter that particular nomenclature?!
edited 9th Jun '17 11:34:16 AM by IchigoMontoya
Bestow upon me the julienned potatoes that have been deep-fried, for my consumption.
Negative! I did not request that particular item!!
This outing was of the utmost disappointment! Never shall my person be sighted again within this establishment.
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
Does he bare a resemblance to a female dog?
![[up]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_up.png "[up]"){kind=icon}
"Meister! I happen to not be in complete rational comprehension of your thesis!"
"Vocalise your incomprehension and question upon the logical rational nature of my thesis once more! I demand upon thee, holder of Oedipian relations! Vocalise your incomprehension and question upon the logical rational nature of my thesis in precisely one more numerical instance of celestial damnation!"
edited 17th Jun '17 1:42:21 PM by Almohad
Purrloin Jani by shrubBird
It appears that the numeric representation of this ruffian's fisticuffs potential exceeds nine thousand, a value heresofar unprecedented!
Current WHABP alts: Jani (Sarah) the Purrloin, Hudson the Togetic. Tilly/Lilly (Digletts) are being Put on a Bus.
Pums Iena (see my troper page)
Unsealing a frigid beverage with the gentlemen.
I should probably get back to playing The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion someday, but I keep getting distracted. :P
Don't step on the flowers.
It appears that when you place your cap on the amphibian, you transform into said amphibian.
u put ur hat on the frog and ur the frog
"YOU SHALL FEEL THE FLOWER'S WRATH"
I must dwelve no further, for I had acquired such-needed cultural literacy of the most animalistically explicit forms of illustrated literature and audiovisual adaptations thereof industrially developed from the land of the rising sun to know the most precisely estimated future course of ocurrences of this frankly suspiciousmost endeavour.
edited 18th Jun '17 8:22:43 AM by Almohad
Pums Iena (see my troper page)
Carry the avian in a careful fashion, as you would a sandwich consisting of cooked ground beef.
hold birb gentle like hamburger.
I should probably get back to playing The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion someday, but I keep getting distracted. :P
Blitzy....
Not Sherlock Holmes
Is having an attraction to the guy that Christianity was named after acceptable under the law yet?
(Is loving Jesus legal yet?)
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
"Meister! Meister! Allow my kin to straddle upon the dry earth!"
"That shall not be possible."
"Horror! But for what rational logos could this come to be?"
"The star of our system is itself of a most inhospitable direction of photonic energy."
"Yes, I have come to undertand such a turn of events, o lord."
"Hark! For such a predicament is no longer to hurdle upon thine works, for there shall now be a shield of protection upon thee."
Ah, Excavationexcrement! I can wait no longer to engage in deriving entertainment from Excavationexcrement. Perchance, have you knowledge of what my preferred activity is within Excavationexcrement? I deeply enjoy constructing rectangular prisms of fired clay within Excavationexcrement. Constructing rectangular prisms of fired clay is the pinnacle of existence and the largest quantity of entertainment one can derive while engaged in a computer program. I can comprehend the reason that individuals of a youthful age engage in this particular diversion in today's society- the reason is that they enjoy the construction of rectangular prisms of fired clay with a deep, muddy hue in Excavationexcrement. I too enjoy constructing rectangular prisms of fired clay with a deep, muddy hue. It is the maximum amount of entertainment that can be derived.
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!