Classy up a meme

Behold my MCCCXXXVII expertise upon exhibiting the innate patterns of an electronic computer!

I would like to congratulate you on selecting... churned, fermented milk shaped into rectangular prisms in foreign nations.

He is severely lacking in any classy or attractive attributes.

He is also severely lacking in his ability to move in a deliberate and smooth manner.

This orangutang's visage is quite a mirthful one!

We should make a conscious effort to restore the United States of America back to it's former position of glory.

We shall erect a barricade running the entire length of the border between this nation and its southern neighbor, Mexico. In addition, all funding for this project shall be provided by the aforementioned nation of Mexico.

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Erase from the database the username and associated profile that belongs to you.

This Fire-type evolution of Eevee doesn't have many Fire-type attacks that take advantage of its high Attack stat.

edited 1st Dec '16 8:23:10 PM by TroperNo9001

I have achieved the position of foremost individual to register a comment on this video.

Female offspring of the current king or ruler of a kingdom or fiefdom that shall take the crown once that individual has given it up! I have come unto this tower for the sole purpose of retrieving you from this location!

It is widely considered worthy of a proper exemplary individual to undergo intimate intercourses with winged honey-producing arthropods, which i proudly publish through worldwide television networks.

It is an elaborate ruse!

Salutations, tenebrosity, my long-standing companion.

Child, are you a prepubescent member of Homo Sapiens, or are you a cephalopod of the order Teuthida?

I do not discriminate against other human beings along variant ethnic backgrounds! I am a crucible of multiracial camaraderie, and I beseech you to disseminate that fact across this great information network spanning the globe!

edited 27th Oct '16 8:23:50 PM by Anomalocaris20

The promise of a baked desert composed of flour is a falsehood.

I possess a writing implement that I can use to apply ink upon paper in my grip. In my other prehensile appendage, I also carry a sweet-tasting pomaceous fruit of the species Malus pumila.

edited 4th Nov '16 8:00:51 PM by fdiaperhead

In this friendly competition played on the electronic device known as the Nintendo Gamecube, we have agreed to three regulations. There is no equipment used, aside from the ones already equipped prior to the match. We cannot use any characters save for the intergalactic bounty hunter that resembles a humanoid vulpine. The only location that one can take part in is the featureless flat field that is moving through the cosmos.

Indicate this fool, and project scornful mirth upon him.

I have successfully located the source of the enigmatic ticking sound! It is actually an explosive device!

Assuming an identity of a girl wielding magical powers and possibly a soul gem equates to emotional pain and grief.

This individual is responsible for the desecration of the daily record of the imagery found during my REM period of lack of consciousness.

"You have all the capabilities of a person who can cast magic spells, Harry James Potter."

"I beg your pardon?"

It is, indeed, the Hard-Shelled-Fruit Shanty. (Greetings!)
It is, indeed, the Hard-Shelled-Fruit Shanty. (What vocalizations did this man just emit?)
It is, indeed, the Hard-Shelled-Fruit Shanty. (Ah, yes. Yes!)
It is, indeed, the Hard-Shelled-Fruit Shanty. (Aye, I am indeed within that fecal matter.)
It is, indeed, the Hard-Shelled-Fruit Shanty. (Do not fail to retain knowledge of your male associate, Angelus!)
It is, indeed, the Hard-Shelled-Fruit Shanty. (It is, indeed, the Hard-Shelled-Fruit Shanty!)
It is, indeed, the Hard-Shelled-Fruit Shanty. (It is, indeed, the Hard-Shelled-Fruit Shanty!)
It is, indeed, the Hard-Shelled-Fruit Shanty. (It is, indeed, the Hard-Shelled-Fruit Shanty...)
It is, indeed, the Hard-Shelled-Fruit Shanty. (Greetings!)
It is, indeed, the Hard-Shelled-Fruit Shanty. (The rhythm of this rap is quite satisfactory!)
It is, indeed, the Hard-Shelled-Fruit Shanty. (Expression of surprise!)
It is, indeed, the Hard-Shelled-Fruit Shanty.
Philip Matibag inhabits the Californian city of San Francisco, Jackson Colero hails from the Philippine Islands,
Horatio, or the diminuitive form Horat, with such volumetric optical organs!
Tito Dick, "Dickman", infant!
He served in a parental capacity for Philip, and bears a great affection toward individuals of the female sex!
Jackson's frigid gluteus maximus is quite sedentary, though he is still in pursuit of greater knowledge and enlightenment.
In addition, the fully-matured Prunus avium Confection, who presently has never engaged in copulation with another individual.
Conchita; be introduced to the abberation assigned to this present timespan of 168 hours!
She is Philip's compatriot, though Jackson bears a strong desire to acquire ownership of her being!
However, this event shall never come to pass.
Convulse in a manner not dissimilar to that of epileptic shock.
Cease for a moment, allow me to ignite this wad of cannabis, and allot some time to regain my composure and steady breath.
Inhale this tetrahydrocannabinol permeating my respiratory organs!
I have acquired this cluster of berries from the genus Vitis, what object currently inhabits your line of vision, male child of mine!?
It is, indeed, the Hard-Shelled Fruit Shanty.
It is, indeed, the Hard-Shelled Fruit Shanty.
It is, indeed, the Hard-Shelled Fruit Shanty.
It is, indeed, the Hard-Shelled Fruit Shanty.

edited 7th Nov '16 11:15:28 PM by Anomalocaris20

Do you wish to learn the story of how I came to acquire such facial scarring?