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Nightwire Humans inferior. Ultron superior. Since: Feb, 2010 Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
Humans inferior. Ultron superior.
#51: Aug 28th 2011 at 3:39:41 PM

I want to be a wizard/alchemist with Mad Scientist tendency.

Bite my shiny metal ass.
Wolf1066 Crazy Kiwi from New Zealand Since: Mar, 2011 Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
Crazy Kiwi
#52: Aug 28th 2011 at 7:14:38 PM

Considering the "kitchen sink" portion of the topic, I think that the only way we'd get off topic is by leaving the fantasy Genre. Confirm? Y/N?
As long as there's a goodly number of fantasy elements in it (enough of a mix to ensure a "kitchen sink"), even a Noir, Romance or Soap Opera setting could still be on topic.

Because my story's directly inspired by the thread title (which practically begs for highly romanticised and unrealistic Author Avatars), my main character has a number of extremely Sue-ish traits but I'm hoping to avoid most of the standard pitfalls associated with Mary Sues and make it a character that does not seem unduly out of place or universe-warping (which shouldn't be too hard in a setting where nothing can really be out of place, including Reality Warpers).

Qeise Professional Smartass from sqrt(-inf)/0 Since: Jan, 2011 Relationship Status: Waiting for you *wink*
Professional Smartass
#53: Aug 29th 2011 at 1:31:54 AM

Another reason for science would be that everyone might not have access to magic. If magic really did inhibit science we could end up with The Magic Versus Technology War.

edited 29th Aug '11 1:32:22 AM by Qeise

Laws are made to be broken. You're next, thermodynamics.
InsomniacWeasel O Sleepless Mustelid from Petah Tikvah, Israel Since: Mar, 2010 Relationship Status: Non-Canon
O Sleepless Mustelid
#54: Aug 29th 2011 at 8:43:19 AM

I am not a sue, I am a villain. I am fated to be crushed by heroes for being a short-sighted arrogant idiot and not reading the evil-overlord list. Until then, though, I can have a lot of fun.

"We knew the world would not be the same. A few people laughed, a few people cried. Most people were silent."
skraeglingdeshou4386 from Panama Since: Jun, 2011
#55: Aug 29th 2011 at 9:15:15 AM

I would be a Humanoid Abomination with a healing factor, able to Flash Step.

And I would be a friendly one by the way, one that loves to explore the world and learn.

It doesn't matter how well you polish the underside of the banister- Randy Pausch
tricksterson Never Trust from Behind you with an icepick Since: Apr, 2009 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Never Trust
#56: Aug 29th 2011 at 10:13:49 AM

A spellcasting Dwarf. With a shotgun.

Trump delenda est
TheyCallMeTomu Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
RandomChaos No Dragon Power from My own little world Since: Oct, 2011
No Dragon Power
#58: Aug 31st 2011 at 10:55:09 PM

I would just be a Gender Bender that can fly.

With the power of a dragon I can make up for my inability to spill.
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