Well, I just looked over the experiment log to refresh myself on the properties of SCP-447, and the conclusion I've come to is this: clearly, this substance is good at making things better
. Improved accuracy on guns, improved flavoring on food, even temporarily corrected vision! The only thing it doesn't work on at all seems to be electronics, probably shorts them out or something. Anyway, it probably works like embalming fluid on dead bodies. Probably too
well. Before you call me uncreative for suggesting zombies, hear me out. Indestructable
zombies! Can't be killed with a bullet to the brain, constantly regenerating damage, probably even becoming faster and deadlier with every passing second! The reason the SCP absolutely forbids contact between 447 and corpses is probably because the result would be uncontainable
, which is a huge no-no for them!
tl;dr: goo + corpses = indestructable zombies, and the SCP only has so many broom closets.
edited 25th Sep '15 11:52:45 PM by EmperorZim