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Battleship:

Yes, like the board game. No, I'm not making this up.

I...honestly don't know what to say about this. It's certainly unique, but...my guess is it'll be filled to the brim with Narm.

edited 27th Jul '11 2:20:42 PM by SonofOrion

 
 2 Buscemi, Wed, 27th Jul '11 1:44:54 PM from a log cabin
I Am The Walrus
This may be the worst example of In Name Only in quite a while. Had they stuck to the game, it could have been like The Hunt for Red October.
Forever in-between.
I was expecting a traditional fight between two naval fleets, but this seems okay.

edited 27th Jul '11 1:59:04 PM by erforce

 4 Egregious Eric, Wed, 27th Jul '11 2:08:34 PM from space (I am from space)
I got to 1:20 and what is this
[up][up][up]Surprisingly, it isn't In Name Only.

The aliens put up a shield that prevents both fleets from leaving. Radar's busted, so they have to aim manually with their cannons. Finally, the aliens fire peg-shaped shells.

It's probably gonna be terrible...but it'll be unique and hilariously terrible. I'm gonna watch the shit out of this movie.

Damn it, the video's been taken down. There's an article on The Escapist that shows the trailer, though. Watch it there.

edited 27th Jul '11 2:21:12 PM by SonofOrion

 
 6 Fusionman, Wed, 27th Jul '11 2:21:11 PM from In a snow-covered wasteland Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
MARRRRKKKK NUTTTTTT
Normally I'd ask why. But my mad laughs answer that.
To Be Updated when I'm not Lazy
 7 Geth Knight, Wed, 27th Jul '11 2:58:36 PM from St.Charles, Missouri Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Found another version.

edited 27th Jul '11 3:05:50 PM by GethKnight

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 8 cutewithoutthe, Wed, 27th Jul '11 3:19:04 PM Relationship Status: Star-crossed
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 9 Gvzbgul, Wed, 27th Jul '11 3:37:24 PM from Middle Earth
I read on Bleeding Cool that is written by the same guys who adapted RED. Which makes me a bit uneasy because I really, really, liked the film and thought it was a really good In Name Only adaption of the comic.

 10 Buscemi, Wed, 27th Jul '11 3:45:36 PM from a log cabin
I Am The Walrus
But the director's last film was Hancock, which was filled with many a Flat Character and Ass Pull.

edited 27th Jul '11 3:45:55 PM by Buscemi

 11 Mark Von Lewis, Wed, 27th Jul '11 3:47:16 PM from Somewhere in Time Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
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Eh, movie might be "high art cinema" but it looks like it'll at least be worth a few laughs.

I'm hoping to see Liam Neeson say "you sank my battleship!"
Run the red, won't stop at night, I don't care for traffic lights.
[up]Oh god yes.

This to be the worst example of Money Dear Boy in a LONG time.
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[up][up] Yes, I will watch the clip of Liam shouting "You sunk my battleship!" on a loop for hours if it's in in the movie. On Youtube. I'm not wasting time on this film.

This is one of those trailers that, if I saw it squeeze between two of those fake trailers in front of Tropic Thunder, I would not bat an eye. That Hugh Jackman rock 'em sock 'em robot film is the same way.
 
 14 Buscemi, Wed, 27th Jul '11 5:04:32 PM from a log cabin
I Am The Walrus
And possibly the least surprising studio decision of the year: Rihanna doesn't appear in any of the trailer.
 15 nomuru2d, Wed, 27th Jul '11 5:07:55 PM from Back in Inkster, MI Relationship Status: Longing for Dulcinea
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... I'm sorry. I couldn't hear anyone over the sound of my brain breaking down horribly. What were we talking about?
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 17 Buscemi, Wed, 27th Jul '11 5:15:36 PM from a log cabin
I Am The Walrus
[up][up] I'm afraid it's true. Rihanna is attempting to act.
 18 Fusionman, Wed, 27th Jul '11 5:22:28 PM from In a snow-covered wasteland Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
MARRRRKKKK NUTTTTTT
MY BRAIN HURT FROM THAT.
To Be Updated when I'm not Lazy
 19 Buscemi, Wed, 27th Jul '11 10:56:36 PM from a log cabin
I Am The Walrus
The first poster has been released. Looks way too much like the teaser poster for Titanic.

Battleship: [1] Titanic: [2]
 20 Zyxzy, Wed, 27th Jul '11 11:07:14 PM from Salem, OR
Embrace the mindscrew
They're really going through with this. They're really making this happen.
 21 Fusionman, Wed, 27th Jul '11 11:18:45 PM from In a snow-covered wasteland Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
MARRRRKKKK NUTTTTTT
Again. All we need is Liam Neeson to say "You sunk my battleship."

I will pay to see that movie.
To Be Updated when I'm not Lazy
it's... HIM
so....

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your turn
Oh look I mispeled somethink.
 23 Buscemi, Thu, 28th Jul '11 12:15:26 AM from a log cabin
I Am The Walrus
Possible idea for a cameo:

The villain calls for B7, which prompts Ethan Suplee to shout "Oh no they didn't!".
UTINNI!
Are we sure that Liam is doing this for Money, Dear Boy and not for the lulz?

 25 lord Gacek, Thu, 28th Jul '11 2:47:36 PM from Kansas of Europe
KVLFON
It is for real?

Not like these Real Trailer, Fake Movie trailers of Minesweeper or Tetris?
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