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A Game of Gods: Infinities:

 8876 Adannor, Tue, 24th Apr '12 3:11:03 PM from effin' belarus Get RP Mod
"The main reason you won't is because this all is in your head, your paranoia talking. You do not understand a single thing I am doing here, or you would see the absolute lack of any alterations I am making. And the reason I don't care much about friendly fire? Because there is not any friendly fire. I could shoot a beam at you that would disintegrate the wall you are standing in front of but leave you perfectly alive. Now would you please stop this charade and let me work?"

 8877 Krautman, Tue, 24th Apr '12 3:16:15 PM from Hiding from the man, man Get RP Mod
WHAT HAS SCIENCE WROUGHT
"Jail, I've ended up in a shallow grave, thrown off a canyon, nearly trapped in a casino's vault, had my heart and spine ripped out, fought aliens, had legion assassins coming after me every day for the past two years, and I've been attacked by radioactive zombies. I think I've earned the right to be a little distrustful of a mad scientist."
...and that's terrible.
 8878 Adannor, Tue, 24th Apr '12 3:23:22 PM from effin' belarus Get RP Mod
"Distrustful? Yes. Being a paranoid idiot about it? I hoped not."
The scientist sighed.
"There are two options. You put away your gun and let me work. You can stay and watch if you like, but I won't be doing anything one twitch away from shootout. Or we can go outside and I can ask somebody completely sane to watch over us two psychos."

 8879 Krautman, Tue, 24th Apr '12 3:29:36 PM from Hiding from the man, man Get RP Mod
WHAT HAS SCIENCE WROUGHT
"Eh, they're blanks anyway."

Cletus holstered his gun and sighed.

"Sorry it's just... we've lost a lot of people, I haven't slept in a few days, and now Thomas got away. Shit just keeps piling up, you know?"
...and that's terrible.
The fuzzles eyed both foods, as if weighing up the choices, before they viciously dove on the sausages, devouring them in seconds. After finishing, they bounced over to Fluttersy and smiled happily.

 8881 desdendelle, Wed, 25th Apr '12 2:34:04 AM from /dev/null Get RP Mod Relationship Status: What is this thing you call love?
Canta nastar alta tera
Mehir noticed that Cletus returned to the castle. He sighed. He told the courier that Grey needed watching, and yet that fool went back to the castle... his palm met his forehead with a resounding smack.
Crouching, he drew a Circle and Summoned a Rhami. He told her something in her own language, and she nodded and ran toward the castle, taking great leaps to shorten her way.
Once inside, she wandered around till she found Jail and Cletus. Once in the same room, she leaned quietly on the door, watching the two men without saying a word.
Quite the plover.
[17:27:48] Plummet: Stop being British damn you.
 8882 Adannor, Wed, 25th Apr '12 3:04:32 AM from effin' belarus Get RP Mod
"Yes, I know, " replied Jail. Comforting words, easy to peg as a lie, but nevertheless with a grain of truth.
"I also know that if you'll keep going like that, you will just deteriorate yourself further. Get some rest." he advised, turning back to his work.

Dapper
"Yes! I know... we need someone with feathers and a beak!"

He pointed at his own feathers and beak, and continued to tap his foot. He then pointed at the Tick:

"I know! You!"

He proceeded to pull out a chicken costume out of hammerspace, and quickly placed the Tick inside it:

"See? It fits perfectly!"

Toa of Anarchy
Tick glowered from within his chicken suit. "This day shall live in infamy."
"There is nothing more reassuring than knowing that the world is crazier than you are." -Erik Selvig

GM of the Justice Avengers games.
 8885 Anura, Wed, 25th Apr '12 11:11:08 AM from England Get RP Mod Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Thou art I, and I am thou...
"What do you think?" Lich sarcastically asked Rey.
So when I die, the first thing I'll see in heaven is the high score list?
Dapper
"Now don't you look great! Now, go find the Fuzzles, and act like a chicken! A delicious, tasty chicken!"

He pushed the Tick towards where the Fuzzles were, and followed him in the shadows, Plasma Gun ready.

Toa of Anarchy
Tick wandered over to the general direction of the Fuzzles. "Cluck cluck cluck. I am a chicken. Cluck cluck cluck cluck. I am very tasty. Cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck. I am a very tasty chicken who is good to eat and not in any way an incognito champion of JUSTICE! ...Cluck."
"There is nothing more reassuring than knowing that the world is crazier than you are." -Erik Selvig

GM of the Justice Avengers games.
 8888 Flanker 66, Wed, 25th Apr '12 12:48:37 PM from 30,000 feet and climbing Get RP Mod Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
PAX BRITANNIA
Grey watched Cletus move past him with a look of confusion, and then he noted the passage of the Rhami shortly after. "...What's going on...?"

Feeling that he wasn't going to get an answer, Grey settled for glaring at Model A, as though the boisterous device could be shamed into returning to its' partner. If the Biometal was aware of Grey's disapproval, it certainly wasn't showing it. Floating for a moment near the Tick, it commented, "Do you really think those things will be fooled? Wait, don't answer that - they won't."

Not bothering to wait for a reply, Model A returned to its' wandering, occasionally hovering more closely to someone as they caught its' interest and then moving away as it was distracted by more interesting things.
Locking you up on radar since '09

Sing to the ocean in the afternoon haze,

Up the iron pillars, rise in the waves
 8889 Game Guru GG, Wed, 25th Apr '12 2:50:50 PM from DCU Get RP Mod Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Superhuman
Chun-Li had decided to wander off to take a nap and get some training in for herself. She soon returned to the group.

"What's going on here?" Chun-Li asked the people there.

edited 25th Apr '12 2:51:03 PM by GameGuruGG

Screw the Lion!
Fluttershy recoiled a bit when the fuzzles lunged and devoured the sausages with great vigor, giving the lettuce the briefest of glances. The cryptic realization she received when realizing that beef may in fact be a type of meat instead of being the processed fungi and vegetable scraps she usually knew, that feeling gave way when the fuzzles were happily bouncing around her legs.

The pegasus' heart simply melted like liquid gold. She simply smiled, and scooped up all five of the little puffballs, hugging them tenderly like her own children.
There are three constants in the universe: creation, destruction, and Fate. Guess which one am I? - Id the Imp
 8891 Mysty Glyttyr, Wed, 25th Apr '12 4:22:46 PM from Ship's Harbor Get RP Mod Relationship Status: Holding out for a hero
Find Winter's Warmth
Rey shrugged faintly, heading towards what seemed like the exit, sparing one last glance for the area he had been in as he took his leave.

Outside, after just a moment, he grunted, stepping back away from Garland's body, putting a hand to his head and wincing, shaking his head hard. "Sad thing is I've done that before and I'm just not getting used to it."
The all but melted into Fluttershy's hug, their faces plastered with dopey grins. A strange sound drew their attention, however, and they jumped out of Fluttershy's hug to investigate. They looked at each other, confused, as they watched the Tick strut around making noises. One Fuzzle hopped out close to the Tick, turned back to his fellow fuzzles, and put on a stupid and mocking face. Laughter spread through the group until they were rolling on the floor laughing.

Screw the Lion!
Fluttershy heard the odd sounds as well. After the fuzzles hopped out of her grip she followed them to the source. There she found the fuzzballs openly mocking the Tick, whom was wearing a poorly made chicken costume over his superhero suit.

"Um, Mr. Tick?" she asked. "Why are you wearing a chicken costume?" She did not want to say this out loud, but admittedly Pinkie Pie did a much, MUCH better chicken impersonation than the big blue superhero right now.
There are three constants in the universe: creation, destruction, and Fate. Guess which one am I? - Id the Imp
Dapper
"Oh, you big buffoon!"

Dodgers jumped out of the shadows holding a video camera (don't ask me where he got it from) and proceeded to film Fluttershy and the Fuzzles. He furrowed his brow:

"This was supposed to be the proof on how those little furballs are actually evil beings! But, of course, I had to choose this guy to be the bait."

He facepalmed, pulling out another chicken costume from hammerspace:

"This is how you do a chicken!"

Dodgers then proceeded to make a pretty good imitation of a chicken. The captain began to cluck and eat little pieces of meat from the ground:

"And of course, fried chicken!"

The captain then pulled his plasma gun and pointed at his own leg. A small, green ray fired from it, envolving the his leg, and frying it. Once the ray disappeared, gone was Dodger's leg, and in his place, there was a really good-looking fried chicken leg. The captain smiled, before screaming:

"THIS HUUUUUUURTS! WHY DID I THINK THIS WASN'T GOING TO HURT?!"

He began to wave the chicken leg right in front of one of the Fuzzles, while he screamed multiple unknown insults (something about a bucket and a mountain).

The fuzzles stopped their laughing as a delicious smell wafted by. Saliva began to flow as they eyed the leg hungrily, then all at once they pounced.

edited 25th Apr '12 8:03:36 PM by Alleydodger

 8896 Anura, Wed, 25th Apr '12 8:27:04 PM from England Get RP Mod Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Thou art I, and I am thou...
With a clanking noise, Garland stood up behind the wrestler, his eyes glowing yellow behind his helmet once more. Sparing only a glance at Rey, he jumped onto the side of a building and began running up it, soon reaching the top.

From there he looked around, quickly locating the others in front of the castle and, using another common technique to the combatants in the Conflict of the Gods, began launching himself across the rooftops towards them. With his bulk, he couldn't move very fast through the air, and it would seem more like he was gliding between the rooftops.

As he reached the castle, he landed next to the outside group with a loud *clang*.
So when I die, the first thing I'll see in heaven is the high score list?
 8897 Mysty Glyttyr, Wed, 25th Apr '12 9:14:34 PM from Ship's Harbor Get RP Mod Relationship Status: Holding out for a hero
Find Winter's Warmth
Rey watched Garland go, raising an eyebrow as he left, finally muttering under his breath. "You're welcome." He shook his head, continuing to walk, deciding to head back and check on the others. As he reached them, he found his eyebrows going up again at the scene, clearing his throat a bit loudly.

"What fresh hell is all this?"
Toa of Anarchy
"Forgive me, Fluttershy, I wanted no part in this! This avian disguise was thrust upon me!"
"There is nothing more reassuring than knowing that the world is crazier than you are." -Erik Selvig

GM of the Justice Avengers games.
Dapper
Once the Fuzzles pounced on Dodger's leg and began to eat it, the duck immediately stopped waving it around and pointed at them:

"A-ha! As you can see, they enjoy eating my flesh! They're monsters! Only monsters like eating the flesh of live people, like me!"

He had a proud smile on his face for a few seconds before realizing that they were eating him, and began to scream even louder:

"AH! THE PAIN! THE PAAAAAAAAAIN! HELP ME! HELP ME! THEY'RE EATING ME! THEY'RE EATING ME ALIVE! AND THEN THEY'RE GOING TO GO FOR YOU GUYS! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!"

 8900 Lizard Of Aus, Thu, 26th Apr '12 3:56:34 AM from An Island Kingdom Get RP Mod
Toa of Anarchy
Tick casually started to remove his costume, ignoring Dodger's piteous cries. "Well, as our mission draws to an end, I can shed my degrading disguise. But I shall never forget my day as a chicken, a role I assumed with fluid ease. Am I me dressed as chicken, I wonder, or a chicken dressed as me?"
"There is nothing more reassuring than knowing that the world is crazier than you are." -Erik Selvig

GM of the Justice Avengers games.
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