The Biggest Movie of All Time in 3D

puke has been 3D since... since ever

it's way ahead of it's time

I know! The guy who invented puke must have been a genius!

Or we could write a scathing dramedy that delves deep into the underbelly of Hollywood. A duo of two no-talent stand-up comedians whose humorless career in parodying the acts of other, far funnier stand-up comedians plummets after a month. Fed-up, they venture into the film industry with a parody of horror movies called "A Scary Movie". From there, they manipulate the heads of film distribution companies Twentieth Century Hound, Lionsdoor, and Two-Dimensional Films with the promise of on-demand blowjobs.

No, wait, that would probably suck worse than their movies.

edited 27th Jul '11 2:29:20 PM by Pyroninja42

This whole thing reminds me of that ad I saw where they were going to show a live movie event of a ballet, and said it was the "First 3D Ballet!" And I'm sitting there thinking... wait... ballets are live stage performances.

edited 27th Jul '11 2:29:12 PM by rimpala

Oh my god that stupidity hurts.

What?!

We went from completely necessary violence to discussing how our own movie we do better. You people disgust me of course the only solution is violence!

When does the script writing begin? What sort of budget do we have?

We could probably do some kind of roundtable writing session.

And I can contribute some pocket change to the cause.

That question is pointless, since they'll be parodying every movie from the past three or four years in any case.

I find it funny these guys are always ripping on movies that are WAY better than theirs.

Is there anything worse then their moves?

Uwe Boll? Beyond that I got nothing.

Eh, Uwe Boll just scrapes out ahead of their films in most cases.

Uwe tries. I like Uwe more...

S+F doing The Room Movie.

@133, I always thought there was enough in Avatar to fill an entire parody film of it, but I'm probably giving them too much credit.

You are tearing me apart Carmen Electra!

edited 28th Jul '11 11:46:41 AM by TheBatPencil

EVERY STUDIO BETRAY ME! I FED UP WITH THIS SYSTEM!

Reading The Room page, I see that Wiseau wants to release in 3D.

Lets not tempt fate.

But... But... I'd pay to see...

No I'd pay for The Room 3D. Not Seltzerberger.

Wiseau's Ass 3D

:D

It could be a POORLY-DONE 3D conversion! I'd pay to see that!

With Johnny's thrusting ass in wide glorious IMAX 3D.

Nooooooooo

S + F would make The Room not funny!

edited 29th Jul '11 11:39:46 AM by rimpala

Wait a second, it might be kind of funny if they made the movie reverse 3D, like everything that should be sticking out is receding and everything in the background can be thrust out front.

Then F + S would have a film that's literally unwatchable on their resume.

On the other hand that sounds like something that, unlike most of their films, requires work.

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edited 29th Jul '11 11:32:17 AM by Kerrah

edited then