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Applebloom is the child of Applejack and Big Macintosh.:

Misanthropic Wiccan Nerd
Really? REALLY? What an Incredibly Lame Pun.
 27 Random Chaos, Sat, 6th Aug '11 6:10:05 PM from My own little world
No Dragon Power
I thought it would have been cute.sadsadsad

edited 6th Aug '11 6:15:52 PM by RandomChaos

With the power of a dragon I can make up for my inability to spill.
Misanthropic Wiccan Nerd
It is : 3 But it's still a terrible pun.
 29 Random Chaos, Sat, 6th Aug '11 6:20:20 PM from My own little world
No Dragon Power
sadI was not intending it to be a pun.sad

edited 6th Aug '11 6:57:39 PM by RandomChaos

With the power of a dragon I can make up for my inability to spill.
It's easy, mmkay?
I'm sorry, but all I can get out of that post is "Carrot Top fucking a crosseyed horse".
At first I didn't realize I needed all this stuff...
 31 Random Chaos, Sun, 7th Aug '11 3:45:45 PM from My own little world
No Dragon Power
Well I get a lovely lesbian love story.
With the power of a dragon I can make up for my inability to spill.
 32 Angewomon, Thu, 18th Aug '11 11:07:39 AM from Everywhere and Nowhere
Digital Angel
If Applejack pretended to be Applebloom's sister, does this mean Applebloom=Ted Bundy? O_O

edited 18th Aug '11 11:10:38 AM by Angewomon

Talk to the hand.
 33 Random Chaos, Sun, 21st Aug '11 5:52:34 AM from My own little world
No Dragon Power
Men I don't get you
With the power of a dragon I can make up for my inability to spill.
 34 Angewomon, Sun, 21st Aug '11 1:15:19 PM from Everywhere and Nowhere
Digital Angel
Ted Bundy's sister was really his mother. And it could have been incest. So Applebloom=MLP universe version of Ted Bundy. ...I have a dark sense of humor sometimes. >_<;;
Talk to the hand.
It's easy, mmkay?
Fits into Cupcakes.
At first I didn't realize I needed all this stuff...
 36 Angewomon, Tue, 23rd Aug '11 5:35:25 PM from Everywhere and Nowhere
Digital Angel
^O_O ...Yes, yes it would. Except Applebloom starts off with cannibalism. She may grow up to become a necrophiliac like Bundy, though. Wait...what if after killing Silver Spoon she...oh dear God...
Talk to the hand.
Dont forget Granny Smith. There had to be some sort of parent. Maybe they will pop out of nowhere.

I have never heard such a ridiculous theory in all my life.

Applebloom is the younger sister of Applejack and Big Macintosh. She wasn't shown in Applejack's flashback in "Cutie Mark Chronicles" because she was still a baby. There's no way around it. End of story.

edited 14th Jun '13 6:37:59 PM by taylorkerekes

 
 39 An STH, Fri, 14th Jun '13 6:42:27 PM Relationship Status: In love with love
Judging by the way Applejack speaks, it's obvious she comes from several generations of inbreeding. It probably wouldn't be too out of the ordinary for her family.

Urge to destroy humanity rising...
It's me!
 40 Globster A Go Go, Sat, 15th Jun '13 12:50:42 PM from Mobile Leprechaun's alt account Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Why did someone think it was a good idea to make this thread again? :/
and then they fricked in the booty
 41 d Roy, Sat, 15th Jun '13 4:31:42 PM Relationship Status: Getting away with murder
Aww, hell naww, not this theory again.
"Allah may guide their bullets, but Jesus helps those who aim down the sights."
 42 joeyjojo, Sat, 15th Jun '13 4:39:22 PM from The Magic Land Of Oz Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Happy Labor Day!
Oh god this is stupid.

Everyone knows that Apple Bloom is child of Applejack after being taking advantage by her aunt and uncle Orange while staying at Manehatten.

That's why Apple bloom hasn't developed a cutie mark, because she is neither Apples nor Oranges.

edited 15th Jun '13 4:49:14 PM by joeyjojo

I saw joe hill
 43 Globster A Go Go, Sat, 15th Jun '13 6:01:32 PM from Mobile Leprechaun's alt account Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
(Rimshot.)
and then they fricked in the booty
 44 d Roy, Wed, 19th Jun '13 8:42:37 AM Relationship Status: Getting away with murder
joey - I...wha...
"Allah may guide their bullets, but Jesus helps those who aim down the sights."
 45 Quarter Dollar, Fri, 12th Jul '13 11:40:35 AM from Arendelle Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
One Quarter of a Dollar
Just because her parents weren't in the flashback doesn't mean they weren't there. They're dead now, according to shooting stars from God, so my best bet is that AJ's mother (it's always the mother, this is fictionland) was sickly, and got pregnant with Apple Bloom. Death by Childbirth ensues. AJ's father is so depressed that he withdraws from society, and becomes so sick that he dies as well.

The end. Wasn't that a great story?

I'm done disproving stuff, baibai~

"PRAISE LORD HELIX"

I don't know what I'm doing. Shut up.
Someone on the first page suggested that the theory would be disproven by Applejack being a lesbian. I disagree. If anyone in Equestria is homophobic, it's the Apple family, and I wouldn't be surprised if BM was trying to "fix" his sister.
I'd say I'm being refined

Into the web I descend

Killing those I've left behind

I have been Endarkened
Ho ho ho.
Why is this thread a thing?

And, more importantly, when will it be locked?
"Whoa, look out! They ate a baby... that’s rude."

Pokémon Alchemist

 48 joeyjojo, Fri, 23rd Aug '13 7:44:47 PM from The Magic Land Of Oz Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Happy Labor Day!
Probably now that you've necroed it.

edited 23rd Aug '13 7:46:28 PM by joeyjojo

I saw joe hill
The system doesn't know you right now, so no post button for you.
You need to Get Known to get one of those.
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