No Dragon Power
I thought it would have been cute.
edited 6th Aug '11 6:15:52 PM by RandomChaos
With the power of a dragon I can make up for my inability to spill.
Misanthropic Wiccan Nerd
It is : 3 But it's still a terrible pun.
Misanthrope Supreme
No Dragon Power
I was not intending it to be a pun.
edited 6th Aug '11 6:57:39 PM by RandomChaos
With the power of a dragon I can make up for my inability to spill.
It's easy, mmkay?
I'm sorry, but all I can get out of that post is "Carrot Top fucking a crosseyed horse".
At first I didn't realize I needed all this stuff...
No Dragon Power
Well I get a lovely lesbian love story.
With the power of a dragon I can make up for my inability to spill.
Digital Angel
If Applejack pretended to be Applebloom's sister, does this mean Applebloom=Ted Bundy
? O_O
edited 18th Aug '11 11:10:38 AM by Angewomon
Talk to the hand.
No Dragon Power
Men I don't get you
With the power of a dragon I can make up for my inability to spill.
Digital Angel
Ted Bundy's sister was really his mother. And it could have been incest. So Applebloom=MLP universe version of Ted Bundy. ...I have a dark sense of humor sometimes. >_<;;
Talk to the hand.
It's easy, mmkay?
Fits into Cupcakes.
At first I didn't realize I needed all this stuff...
Digital Angel
^O_O ...Yes, yes it would. Except Applebloom starts off with cannibalism. She may grow up to become a necrophiliac like Bundy, though. Wait...what if after killing Silver Spoon she...oh dear God...
Talk to the hand.
Dont forget Granny Smith. There had to be some sort of parent. Maybe they will pop out of nowhere.
I have never heard such a ridiculous theory in all my life.
Applebloom is the younger sister of Applejack and Big Macintosh. She wasn't shown in Applejack's flashback in "Cutie Mark Chronicles" because she was still a baby. There's no way around it. End of story.
edited 14th Jun '13 6:37:59 PM by taylorkerekes
Urge to destroy humanity rising...
But that's a story for another time.
Why did someone think it was a good idea to make this thread again? :/
and then they fricked in the booty
Professional Writer & Amateur Scholar
Aww, hell naww, not this theory again.
I'm a (socialist) professional writer serializing a WWII alternate history webnovel.
Happy New Year!
Oh god this is stupid.
Everyone knows that Apple Bloom is child of Applejack after being taking advantage by her aunt and uncle Orange while staying at Manehatten.
That's why Apple bloom hasn't developed a cutie mark, because she is neither Apples nor Oranges.
edited 15th Jun '13 4:49:14 PM by joeyjojo
hashtagsarestupid
(Rimshot.)
and then they fricked in the booty
Professional Writer & Amateur Scholar
joey - I...wha...
I'm a (socialist) professional writer serializing a WWII alternate history webnovel.
Just because her parents weren't in the flashback doesn't mean they weren't there. They're dead now, according to shooting stars from God, so my best bet is that AJ's mother (it's always the mother, this is fictionland) was sickly, and got pregnant with Apple Bloom. Death by Childbirth ensues. AJ's father is so depressed that he withdraws from society, and becomes so sick that he dies as well.
The end. Wasn't that a great story?
I'm done disproving stuff, baibai~
Someone on the first page suggested that the theory would be disproven by Applejack being a lesbian. I disagree. If anyone in Equestria is homophobic, it's the Apple family, and I wouldn't be surprised if BM was trying to "fix" his sister.
I'd say I'm being refined Into the web I descend Killing those I've left behind I have been Endarkened
The Beta Male
Why is this thread a thing?
And, more importantly, when will it be locked?
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Happy New Year!
Probably now that you've necroed it.
edited 23rd Aug '13 7:46:28 PM by joeyjojo
hashtagsarestupid
Really? REALLY? What an Incredibly Lame Pun.
Misanthrope Supreme