Hey
BRAAAAAAAAAP!
-Has a smug look on face-
Spectator 1: Hey! That was so obviously faked!
-Tries to argue, but throat hurts too much after fake burp-
-Runs away after getting hit by a rotten tomato-
I feel a burp coming on!
(zooms out to the milky way galaxy)
Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap!
Usually here.
One just might
Amateurs, I will now eat Pop Rocks and washing it down with Coca Cola before I burp.
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
Li'l Shardfinder
(tries to burp, farts instead)
Eep~ 
Sorry...
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
Having a hell of a time!
-Drinks copious amounts of Diet Coke-
-Ingests a handful of Mentos-
Pop Rocks is for si— BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAUUUGHH!
edited 23rd Jun '11 6:35:32 AM by StrikerX3
Excuse me. Bring in the truck!
<beep BEEP BEEP>
Stop there.
In this truck is 60,000l/600,000,000cm3/56,000kg of Coca-Cola.
<BEEP BEEP BEEP>
And in this truck, is 8 Polo mints, each measuring 20cm in diameter, and each massing 10kg.
<BEEP BEEP BEEP>
And here is a huge funnel, which has a flow rate of 10l/s, making the solution inside move at a rate of 9.8m/s2. HAHAHA!
<downs the entire thing>
BURRRRRPPPPPPP!!!!!
<expands to the size of a Toyota Land Cruiser>
ARRGHHBUUURPPPARRGHHHBURPBURPBURRRRPPPPP!
<explodes>
Braaaaaaaaa-
(ton of things fly out of her mouth, squids, submarines, pirate ships, eels, jellyfish, and a chunk of Japan)
...what? I was hungry!
Usually here.
One just might
A beautifully made burp even if somewhat short. Beauty counts too right.
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
-downs a gallon of soda-
Alright, we're going to -hic- burp as loudly and -hic- deeply and longly as possible, and see who can burp the loudest, deepest and farthest.
I'm going first:
-attempts to burp-
Wait for it
-triest again-
wait for it
-gives off tiny shallow belch-
edited 22nd Jun '11 10:21:05 AM by annebeeche
Banned entirely for telling FE that he was being rude and not contributing to the discussion. I shall watch down from the goon heavens.