The thread for dumb superhero ideas:

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The Sodomy-Punishes the criminals with the power that destroyed two cities!
27 Nightwire10th Oct 2011 10:58:03 PM , Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Humans inferior. Ultron superior.
The Human Book! He has the amazing power of turning into a DoorStopper and thus bore his enemies to death.
Bite my shiny Vibranium ass, Avengers.
28 Blueeyedrat11th Oct 2011 10:52:59 AM from nowhere in particular. , Relationship Status: Mu
YEEEEAH— no.
I once thought of an idea for a minor villain with the power to manifest as two people at the same time. He takes up politics, poses as two (equally corrupt) Strawmen Political, and campaigns against himself every election year. Still haven't figured out why, but right now I'm going with "for petty amusement".
"I've come to the conclusion that this is a very stupid idea."
Knouge forever!!
I am completely, utterly, and thoroughly done with Sola Sonica and 2D
UNIVERSITY IS NEARLY OVER PANIC EVERYONE
The Human Doormat! Powers of acquiescence go!
Gimme yer lunch money, dweeb.
31 X2X28th Sep 2012 02:07:05 AM from the Darkness Beyond Time , Relationship Status: Sinking with my ship
[insert quip here]
How dumb are we talking?

Straight-up dumb or the stupidly funny kind of dumb?
"I am become Death, spouter of pretentious quotes and catchphrases." - Beary Scary
32 SapphireBlue28th Sep 2012 05:29:23 AM , Relationship Status: In another castle
I love Blueeyedrat's idea. That's brilliant.

[up] There appear to be both in the thread so far, so just do what you want.

edited 28th Sep '12 5:30:05 AM by SapphireBlue

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33 DrFurball28th Sep 2012 08:09:36 AM from All Along the Watchtower , Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
Let's-a go!
Follicle, the superhero with huge shoulder pads and a gigantic gun that, when fired, makes his opponents grow hair at the point of impact. However, it only works on parts of the body that can grow hair.
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34 ThatOneGuyNamedX28th Sep 2012 08:47:12 AM from This Monkey Is A Fucking Disgrace , Relationship Status: Drift compatible
Shitposter Extraordinaire
The stump: A super strong quadruple amputee.

edited 28th Sep '12 8:47:37 AM by ThatOneGuyNamedX

My fetish is the ending to Killer7
Paperclip man! With the power over paperclips!

His rogue gallery would include other office themed super villains, with the big bad being super corporate man or something along that line.
Beware The Decimator! He can only ever destroy 10% of a city.
Everything is perfect / it's falling into place / I just can't wipe this smile off my face
37 MetaFour28th Sep 2012 11:35:33 AM from the edge of the sun
AXTE INCAL AXTUCE MUN
Paisley Man. He possesses the ability to only get into fights he can win, to bluff his opponents into surrendering when he can't win, and to run away from opponents can't bluff.
38 Catfish4228th Sep 2012 11:46:24 AM from world´s favourite country. , Relationship Status: I'm just high on the world
Bloody Fossil
Chameleon Man, with the power to... blend perfectly into any background and swivel his eyes for an amazing field of vision!
I am a traveller of both time and space
To be where I have been
39 eternalNoob29th Sep 2012 05:58:17 AM from yer mum , Relationship Status: Longing for my OTP
Ded
Clown Kid: An agile, ruthless, otherwise polite little boy with a penchant for explosives, high respect for the authorities, and zero tolerance for "meanies".
If you wanna PM me, send it to my mrsunshinesprinkles account; this one is blorked.
40 pagad29th Sep 2012 07:44:47 AM from perfidious Albion , Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
Sneering Imperialist
Emergency Services Man: When a crime is in progress or an accident endangers lives, he transforms into a public telephone booth and dials 999.
Typhoid and swans - it all comes from the same place.
UNIVERSITY IS NEARLY OVER PANIC EVERYONE
And his cross-Atlantic partner, Emergency Services Man USA!
Dials 911. But if you're injured he also charges you money.
Gimme yer lunch money, dweeb.
42 X2X29th Sep 2012 05:19:56 PM from the Darkness Beyond Time , Relationship Status: Sinking with my ship
[insert quip here]
Bootleg Man: the superhero with the ability to copy the powers of any superhero... to dubious results.
"I am become Death, spouter of pretentious quotes and catchphrases." - Beary Scary
43 Blueeyedrat29th Sep 2012 09:41:58 PM from nowhere in particular. , Relationship Status: Mu
YEEEEAH— no.
@Sapphire Blue: posted it nearly a year ago, but I'm glad you like it! Here are a couple of other ones I thought up just now.

- A guy who can teleport, but only in one direction: up. He can take things with him, which can be useful for dropping stuff, but he has to carry a parachute wherever he goes.
- A man who can enrage anyone by messaging them over the internet. He's actually a really nice guy, but he must masquerade as a common troll to hide his terrifying power.

edited 29th Sep '12 9:44:52 PM by Blueeyedrat

"I've come to the conclusion that this is a very stupid idea."
[up][up] And his sister, Fandub Girl! Can speak any language. Maybe.
Everything is perfect / it's falling into place / I just can't wipe this smile off my face
[up]Is her cousin Fansub Gal?
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46 BearyScary30th Sep 2012 12:20:28 AM , Relationship Status: Chocolate!
Bootleg Man: the superhero with the ability to copy the powers of any superhero... to dubious results.

I'm intrigued.

How about The Off Button? His power is turning off other superpeoples' powers. This makes him very lonely and sad, for he can not hang out with the superheroes during their missions, but can foil the villains pretty well.
""Fought Nazi Vampires like Badasses" is a fine thing to have engraved on your tombstone." - Shiny Tsukkomi
47 Haldo30th Sep 2012 09:17:36 AM from Never never land , Relationship Status: Coming soon to theaters
Indecisive pumpkin
Stinkbug man, with the ability to run very slowly and smell like cilantro when disturbed.
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48 CodyTheHeadlessBoy3rd Oct 2012 12:31:31 AM from Parts Unknown , Relationship Status: Dating Catwoman
The Great One
The Unamazing Doctor Schlemiel and his sidekick Professor Schlamazel. On their first day being superheroes they went to a fancy restaurant and Doctor Schlemiel spilled soup in Professor Schlamazel's lap. Then he got up and walked to get some towels but he had also tucked in the table cloth to use as a bib and thus spilled everything else on the table and broke several dishes.

edited 3rd Oct '12 12:32:59 AM by CodyTheHeadlessBoy

"If everybody is thinking alike, somebody isn't thinking"- George S. Patton

49 BigRedTroper5th Oct 2013 02:34:00 PM from your most happiest imagination
MASTER OF BIG RED
Open Man: A man with the power to open anything with his MIND! He is sort of useful, since he can open locked or taped-shut containers, but the Team of Supers only use him as a last resort.

I had another idea for a superhero, but I thought his power sounded too... clever and useful. If you still want to here it then tell me.
BIG RED 4 LIFE
50 Malph5th Oct 2013 08:48:33 PM from The middle of somewhere , Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
All hail
The Copper President: A hero who dresses as Abe Lincoln and throws pennies at the criminals.
So, in the U.S., randomly stripping is a signal that you want to sing the national anthem? - That Human
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