Wait for the cliffhanger
She makes dolls filled with gunpowder that blows up in the face of people. Creepers blow up in the face of people (much to everyone's chagrin) and drop gunpowder when killed. Can't be mere coincidence, can it?
What is a signatuture? A miserable pile of words!
Are her dolls phallus-shaped?
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