Jon Tron

Waait. Why is this not on his Normalboots page? I thought he was releasing them there first.

edit: Ooooh, I think I know why that game cartridge had a spot labeled "press here".

You press down on it when you load the game into the NES

edited 25th Sep '14 7:00:57 PM by Enlong

New review: Clock Tower

The candy corn barf scene made me lose it.

The first time I watched, I was laughing too hard at the skeleton with a gun to hear what he said. When I watched the second time, I heard the skeleton say "I've got a bone to pick with you!", and I laughed even harder.

The right OOOOOIIILLLLL

So can I start therapy now? or do I wait till the nightmares set in?

edited 19th Oct '14 8:51:26 PM by FrozenWolf2

Hey!

But... the others...

• considers the situation*

Fuck it.

VRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

[Picked up Ham] *smiles* "This'll stop em!"

Ah Jontron. His videos have helped me feel good.

Glad to see all the drama has died down.

Same day it was on Cinemassacre's Monster Madness! What are the odds?

Part 2!

Last year was Goosebumps, this year was Are You Afraid Of The Dark So which horror anthology show scared you the most as a kid? I was always more of an Are You Afraid Of The Dark kid growing up probably because it was on in the evenings, whereas Goosbeumps came on Saturday mornings.

edited 2nd Nov '14 2:43:26 PM by WillKeaton

So new Jontron. Plug and Play games.

I'd say Are You Afraid Of The Dark because it was more straight-horror than Goosebumps was(even though I loved them both as a kid)

Jon you've become one with the cosmos!

I need to play Jon Tron: The Experience.

Getting worried about the lack of Jacques in the last few videos. Hope the little guy is alright.

Did you watch the intro?Him and Jon's new bird got flung up into the sky in it.

But seriously,I doubt anything is wrong with Jacques.Jon probably can't think of a way to fit him into every one of his videos.

New video on The Zoo Race.

Oh God, I can tell just by that thumbnail we're in for a GREAT time.

Nightmare fuel.....

I just got through watching it. Poor Jon...

Between the brain-dead voice acting, the horrifying animations, the absolutely broken character models, the classic Christian Video Game Sins of stereotyping intullectuals as Hollywood Atheists who have rejected everything to do with God and Christianity and Christians as better than everyone else as well as Anvils of "Praise God, accept Jesus as your Savior and be saved, and don't be a Heathen or an Atheist" everywhere, the really, really flimsy Excuse Plot, and an announcer who sounds like he's dead, I think this counts as the worst. Game. EVER.

Though I will admit the events in most of the races can push it into So Bad, It's Good territory.

EDIT: And apparently, the announcer I ripped into earlier for sounding dead is supposed to be GOD.

God: Whoever made this abysmal trash needs to reevaluate their lives.

edited 16th Dec '14 3:01:57 PM by PilotSolaris

Also because of it Jon decides to cancel Christmas.

That, too. Remember kids, if you make an awful video game that makes no sense, you won't see Christmas this year!

Season 3 Premiere is up

"I don't say this often, but let's go to Florida." *FIRE BREATH*