the lol cat bible is almost completely a direct translation.
I read many passages that I knew from when I was raised as a Christian.
Take for example my fav passage, Psalms 19:1, my awesome astronomy love
For the Heavens declare the Glory of God, and the Firmament showeth his handiwork.
lol cat speak:
ok guyz so liek dat hole in ceiling makez me worship Ceiling Cat."
It actually translates in many ways MUCH better. "the hole in the ceiling" is mentioned earlier in the cat bible as heaven/the firmament.
A few other ones I read, and one he goes MUCH better for common speak today than the King James, for example, John 10:6-10
6 Jebus sed all dis, but teh gaiz wer liek "WAT?! Wat u talkin bout sheepz 4? We is has NO KLU wat u meanz!!"
7 Jebus sez agn "k, lsn srsly gais, i iz shep door.8 Erleer peepz was r0bberz, n sheepz was like: i no lisn 2 u!9 I iz door. (I iz opn door, so u no need 2 compln, k?) U goes thru me, u iz ok, n u go in n u com out n u getz nice gras n noms.10 R0bberz d00dz steelz ur stuff n iz kilz u ded!! I iz here so u can has lots of lif, an it can has abunden... ubund... lotza gudniss. "
It translates much better, MUCH better, to tell you that the disciples didn't understand at all the parable, and that he explained it to them. I know this passage from the King James, and someone had to really show me that this is what Jesus was saying. The language is the same, but the lol cat dialect translates much better for us, and it gets the message across clearer.
A I read a few other passages, like Hosea, about a guy going to save his wife from being a prostitute or something, I only remember it from the King James as saying "whordoms" a lot, that's really the only reason I know about it.
So he goez an get hotz chik namez Gomer an dey hadz HRBLE GOEZ WHERE?? wifoutz fun leik buttsecks or bluwjobz cuz taht stil wuznt inventedz yet. Dey spawnedz onez son.
So sometimes stuff like that, or an inside cat meme joke, otherwise it is a very direct translation.
A couple of cat memes are mentioned where relevent as inside jokes, but other that
as of the 2nd of Nov. has 6 weeks for a broken collar bone to heal and types 1 handed and slowly