Ah, Bayonetta. Why haven't i completed this game yet? Oh yeah, i'm trying to pace myself and unlock Honda on Warriors Orochi
first. Hmmm... Nope, gotta go play Bayonetta again. Sorry Tadakatsu. You can't match a woman who wears a bodysuit made of her own hair while running across the side of a building being devoured by magma as evil angels battle her relentlessly. Also she has boobies. You do not.
Although i have to wonder why all these beat-em-ups are so damn hard. Ninja Gaiden
beat the crap out of me while forcing me to declare my love for it, and Bayonetta is similarly abusive. And even after i give what i believe a flawless performance, what with the doging and the combos and the speed and the creativity, they still give me that damn ego-crushing stone award.
While we are admiring her body parts, though, i just can't stop staring at that Sexy Back
of hers. It's like Zettai Ryouiki
for the upper body.
He'd want you do be doing something awesome right now.