Misako: Oh no. I wish I can get of these chains! Larosin: Can we put our chairs together so we can share space? Misako: No effing way!
In an anime, I'll be the Tsundere Dark Magical Girl who likes purple MY own profile is actually HERE!Frank and Peng would mostly just argue with each other while not making much of an attempt to break out.(Though they probably could without much difficulty.)
Your character is strapped to a rocket about to be fired into space. The rocket is roughly twice their size, and they are given something so that they can breathe in space.
edited 22nd Mar '13 8:48:23 PM by BiggerBen
Vesper Noir would eventually break whatever is binding her to the rocket by transforming into her dragon form and simply flying away.
Your character meets somebody that they, for whatever reason, suspect may or may not be their biggest rival/enemy in disguise.
"I do not approve of the fact that my favorite quotes are too long for this character limit." - MeAlex performs a trick on said person that will either reveal their true identity, or leave them off the hook none the wiser.
Your character discovers that in a film adaptation of the work they are in they will be played by Bruce Willis.
I'm so sorry that my avatar doesn't appear fully in the shot, but the cat was threatening the photographer.Simon Cotter, after a slightly melodramatic and half-assed existential crisis over the fact that he's in a work of fiction, would spend days complaining over how blatantly off-base the casting decision is (being a reedy twenty-year-old and a fairly minor figure in what's going on around him), then shrug and decide he might as well take it as some kind of weird compliment.
Tim would decide to screw with the situation as much as possible, taking on countless characteristics both of Bruce Willis himself and characters he's played, most of them contradicting each other and generally being completely out of place, until the whole thing has become an un-unravelable self-referential Mind Screw.
Your character is Mistaken for Special Guest in a situation where they are way out of their depth.
Ho, talk save us![[Jerkass Storm]] Drain Alligator would, most likely, dream up some sort of way he could joke around in order to make them accomplish a certain goal, such as exposing Communist spies or trying to make congress declare war on manatees. However, it is unlikely he would ever be in this position because he is a talking alligator.
Ricky Gunsmith would immediately clarify that he is not the special guest.
Arizona Gonzales would try to impersonate the special guest as much as possible, but will try to use it to promote her fanatical scientism and ridiculously hardcore atheism.
Elijah would try to impersonate the special guest, and most likely fail in the process.
Maggie Stoma would try to impersonate the special guest and try to solve the problem.
""Another character screws things up with time travel and causes a Bad Future where the Big Bad is in charge of soceity. What does your character do here?""
edited 30th Mar '13 1:20:58 PM by Dudeacus97
Arthur would go back in time to change things back.
Frank would beat the offender up and make them change things back.
Dr. Maverick would just leave for his home planet.
Your character finds out that their house can transform into a robot.
Julian would train/get his friend Chaos to reprogram it to be his faithful companion and bodyguard for when his mentor is out of town saving his sister.
Your character is punched in the face by their best friend.
edited 31st Mar '13 4:19:02 PM by HistoryMaker
Mitsuru would not give a shit. After all the reason for that punch is most likely for causing colossal collateral damage, eating an enemy in front of her and burp said food in her face
Next character defeats a rival and finds out said rival left them all their belongings in their will. Okay... WTF?
HALOLA PEEPUHL!! HOWAYAAAAAAAAAA?!!Actually makes some sense. Ace's only personal enemy is her father, and she is an only child. Not that wills or money mean anything now. It would change nothing.
Your character is bitten by a zombie
Frank: "Kickass! I'm gonna be a zombie! I wonder what brains taste like. I'm gonna go find out now."
All or most of your characters join the circus. What acts do they perform?
Nick performs the magical trombone
Taylor spells the word 'cat'
Yukari terrorises clowns
Bungalow Man walks the high wire
Alice pulls rabbits out of a hat
Carol is the ringmaster
Mary abuses Elephants
Jean is a mime
God makes mildly racist statements about Jean and then attempts to seduce Alice
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Your character has been arrested on suspicion of Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking. They are innocent. (At the time of their arrest.)
edited 1st Apr '13 11:51:43 AM by porschelemans
I'm so sorry that my avatar doesn't appear fully in the shot, but the cat was threatening the photographer.Julian and Angel would train their dogs to do tricks. Most people haven't seen a domesticated dog in like 10 years.
Athena would be the ringmaster.
Tango would do whatever Athena wanted him to do.
Ghost would do whatever backstage manual labor needed doing.
Chaos and Pandora would work special effects.
It depends on who was arresting her .
If it isn't someone from Phoenix Ace would show the copper Phoenix around he neck and walk away. If it is Phoenix she has a lot of friends there, she could probably talk her way out of it. They don't really hold criminals. At worst one could be beaten, stripped, tied up and abandoned in the wilderness. Ace could definitely at least talk them out of the beating and stripping.
Now if she was being held as an experiment there is always " Plan B" which involves her allies (a loose confederation of gangs and tribes) raining holy hell down upon Phoenix, or threatening to.
Your character finds out they are in The Matrix
edited 1st Apr '13 3:27:04 PM by HistoryMaker
Uly would...probably try and reverse engineer it (although she has no chance of succeeding), put up a facade of stoicism and...probably lose it quite quickly.
Your character walks into a room and finds you, writing about them walking into a room and finding you...
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faerI would probably be impaled on a sword. Hisui rather values her privacy and does not like being written about.
Your character has three weeks to learn a completely new instrument for an upcoming show.
"..."Drakon: He would probably panic and try really hard to master the instrument lest he fail in front of a crowd and presumably his father, even if it was literally impossible to accomplish.
Tigris: She wouldn't take it too seriusly, and would be satisfied with her playing skills regardless of what others thought of it.
Your character realizes or is told that they sleepwalk during the night. What do they do to solve this problem?
Seth would refuse to learn and would just replicate the instrument electronically, as he is a pretty decent DJ.
Jason would learn, as long as he's allowed to make it out of human body parts.
Seth would try to fix it, as he wants to stay a light sleeper
You character finds out that the time-space fabric of their universe is going to rip apart... in 500 years. They are the only ones who can stop it. What do they do?
edited 1st Apr '13 4:45:59 PM by DarkbloodCarnagefang
Note to self: Pick less edgy username next time.Jesper decides that it doesn't really matter to him since he'll be dead within 500 years, and proceeds to go on and live the rest of his life without ever worrying about it again.
Your character has been cast to appear in a Werner Herzog film.
I'm so sorry that my avatar doesn't appear fully in the shot, but the cat was threatening the photographer.Ace's first reaction woul be "how did a dude that old survive the plague?". Then she'd wonder what he's paying. If the answer is something useful (food, clothes, fuel, etc. the dollar is dead) she would do her best. She's not an actress but she is a convincing speaker, and she'd do almost anything to help take care of her family and True Companions .
She would however have creative differences with him if the film is to cynical or depressing or doesn't have a happy ending. Ace believes in hope and happy endings. She has to, she is raising a child during The End of the World as We Know It.
Your character is a guest on a late night talk show.
edited 4th Apr '13 7:53:41 AM by HistoryMaker
The General would talk at length about his time as the ruler of a southern European Banana Republic and how he regrets losing his power, but he's glad that he no longer has to do Coca Cola's bidding.
Raul would question why the talk show would even want to talk to him, and then question why he'd bothered to turn up.
Your character may be in The Matrix, but they may not be. They may also be in a dream. Or an Assimilation Plot. Or something. Do they take the red pill or the blue pill?
I'm so sorry that my avatar doesn't appear fully in the shot, but the cat was threatening the photographer.The overriding theme of my work is that the character's care about each other more than anything else. Assuming all characters are "real" (because the alternative would be to horrible to contemplate) Ace for example would take the red pill if she had reason to believe it would help her take care of Angel. However if the "real" world is to horrible she would be willing to remain in the Matrix (or whatever) with Angel and live a lie in order to spare her that. Tango and Athena would take whatever pills would let them stay together.
Your character gets a birthday gift in the mail. They open it and inside is an infant onesie
edited 5th Apr '13 2:53:50 PM by HistoryMaker
Mikhail realises that he shouldn't have done what he did, and begins to regret everything, as he realises that this can only mean one thing.
There has been a failure. A condom. Failure.
Your character is conscripted into the military of Jordan
I'm so sorry that my avatar doesn't appear fully in the shot, but the cat was threatening the photographer.Nigel is only there because he used his music to convince someone that he would make a good soldier. He then proceeds to feast on the souls of the sinful and unbaptized on both sides of the conflict.
YOUR CHARACTER HAS A GUN TO HIS/HER/ITS HEAD AND IS BEING ORDERED TO KILL A CHILD.
Level 3 Social Justice Necromancer. Chaotic Good.Jameel would point out that the gun isn't actually loaded, and then grab it out of the person holding it's hands and use it as a melee to smash their head in.
Your character wakes up covered in puppies
I'm so sorry that my avatar doesn't appear fully in the shot, but the cat was threatening the photographer.
Ghost would handle it badly. He can barely communicate with humans in English (his native language). The best he could do is bring in his 3 best friends for help. Everybody likes Tango. Everybody trusts Athena, and Ace is the daughter of a conman preacher. Hopefully some combination of their powers works on extraterrestrials.
Your character is locked in a room with the person they hate most for a whole day. Both are unarmed and tied to chairs.