-performs in sign language-
Who cares about potatoes! I just want my face back! Is that so much to ask?
Plaster Surgeon, do you know anyone that could help me?
EY-PECKS-PRE-DA-DUUUURRR
I dunno. Maybe Steinman? I heard he's open for the weekend. What do you think, Metal Head?
"I'm the Avatar! You gotta deal with it!"
You know, Surgeon, I don't wear this helmet just to look good. Steinman had a hand in that, and by God, if I see him again I will crush his windpipe with my bare hands. Well, metaphorically speaking. I don't have my hands anymore. That bastard.
I would therefore ask the good Clawface to visit a friend of mine instead. He's not a plastic surgeon either, but he knows how to fix a broken face with some mumbo-jumbo I'm not all that clear on. You might not like the cost, but I think our comrade here, Vaur the Cruel, can help you with that...
Ay, quite. I've got an entire kingdom full-o' peasants 'oo would be most 'appy to sacrifice 'emselves. Don' worry about 'em, 'ey'll think it a promotion.
Awful lotta people 'ave to come, though. 'Ead o' the DMV, surely ye could give me some good transport?
Jurassic Park is frightening in the dark All the dinosaurs are running wild
Only if you leave a few people still in human form so I get to make them eat potatoes until they pop,because that would just be so much fun.
Wouldn't it be, Clawface?
whoever is reading this hello