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Faemonic Since: Dec, 2014
#801: Apr 6th 2015 at 1:52:10 AM

[up][up]This character had been rescued from Pastoral Faeryland where everybody (and everything) tries to kill them, back to the futuristic civilization where there are no longer any such things as plants. The other protagonists had just convinced the character that It Was All A Dream. Sequel Hook Wham?

[up] The main character has an alter ego who lives out life where/when aforementioned main character forgets, and they were so sure they settled into a coexistence with one another. They find records of an event that, it seems, they or one of them attended…but...

We can try and shake the vending machine.

edited 6th Apr '15 1:58:28 AM by Faemonic

Bolded1 Two-Punched from behind you!!!!!!!! Since: Mar, 2015
Two-Punched
#802: Apr 6th 2015 at 2:36:38 AM

A bunch of stupid individuals are in trouble with a vending machine, whom had a bug and is therefore unable to give them the chocolate bar they need. Instead of seeking moar help, the stupid individuals try many things. Seducing the machine, trying to get inside the machine, paying the machine to fix the bug and so forth.

At the end, one of the brighter individuals propose the most obvious question, and all the idiots have their chocolate bars.

"It was a very sunny day, and she swore she could see children and parents in the park or on the streets."

Fallout 2? More like Fallout 2 bad.
LinkToTheFuture A real bad hombre from somewhere completely different Since: Apr, 2015 Relationship Status: What's love got to do with it?
A real bad hombre
#803: Apr 6th 2015 at 11:50:23 AM

The story takes place After the End, and the school that was once there has long since been destroyed. This reveals that the protagonist has been hallucinating the entire time.

"He went on to Youtube and began watching cat videos."

"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." -Thomas Edison
Cozzer Since: Mar, 2015
#804: Apr 6th 2015 at 2:00:42 PM

The main character is The Chosen One, the only one who can save the world from complete and utter destruction. But meh, that sounds like work.

"It seemed like TV Tropes had not ruined his life."

edited 6th Apr '15 2:00:52 PM by Cozzer

Bolded1 Two-Punched from behind you!!!!!!!! Since: Mar, 2015
Two-Punched
#805: Apr 6th 2015 at 2:06:20 PM

A evil scientist capture an innocent young man and force him to go to TV Tropes to see just how long it will takes for it to ruin the young man's life. Instead, the protagonist has fun and make his own tropes, ignoring whatever happens to him. Amazed, the scientist release the young man after a few hours and contemplate on the events.

"She merely shrugged and threw a punch."

Fallout 2? More like Fallout 2 bad.
dreamofwritting Since: Jan, 2014
#806: Apr 7th 2015 at 5:15:10 AM

Bad News in a Good Way. About assault. "Yeah, she seemed to acept her fate rather easily. Some doubt at the start, but nothing that blew out of proportion. Everything went smoothly. No need to be alarmed.

"This must be the work of a enemy stand" note 

edited 7th Apr '15 5:15:44 AM by dreamofwritting

Leliel Sir Night, Wayward Hunter-Angel Since: Aug, 2009
Sir Night, Wayward Hunter-Angel
#807: Apr 10th 2015 at 8:29:02 PM

The Dragon isn't shopkeeper-it's his stand!

(new challenge, think of a media where that would seem a completely logical and sensible progression of events).

The world thanks you. The world...and the dream.

edited 10th Apr '15 8:29:43 PM by Leliel

What rises must fall, what falls may rise again.
LinkToTheFuture A real bad hombre from somewhere completely different Since: Apr, 2015 Relationship Status: What's love got to do with it?
A real bad hombre
#808: Apr 15th 2015 at 2:21:19 PM

This reveals that the planet the story is set on is in fact sentient and can think and dream.

"The password had been created by his cat walking on the keyboard."

"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." -Thomas Edison
DeisTheAlcano Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#809: Apr 20th 2015 at 4:22:35 PM

The password to shut down the evil machine that will destroy the world with gravity bombs was written by the director´s cat. Thus, no one knows how to deactivate it.

"Don´t worry, you will only need a straw"

edited 20th Apr '15 4:25:12 PM by DeisTheAlcano

Teenlyokofan7777 A Lyoko Brony from Lyoko Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Brony
A Lyoko Brony
#810: Apr 20th 2015 at 5:26:03 PM

The straw is a bad lie. The Ditz just locked them in with the cat.

"Hit me with a Spanish dictionary, I dare you!"

edited 20th Apr '15 5:27:18 PM by Teenlyokofan7777

Co-author of Code Wings 3.0. Also... I'M RUNNING FOR THE RIVER!!
LinkToTheFuture A real bad hombre from somewhere completely different Since: Apr, 2015 Relationship Status: What's love got to do with it?
A real bad hombre
#811: Apr 20th 2015 at 5:53:15 PM

Spanish has long been a dead language in this world. The fact that this character knows what Spanish is is a sudden revelation that this character is very, very old.

"I changed the lightbulb, turned it on, and sat on my bed."

edited 20th Apr '15 5:54:32 PM by LinkToTheFuture

"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." -Thomas Edison
DeisTheAlcano Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#812: Apr 20th 2015 at 6:52:16 PM

The character is an inmortal in a world where no one else is left due to a giant explosion. The only thing he has left to entertain himself with, is indefinitely change the lightbulb, keep the electricity running and hope death will claim his life before he loses his mind.

"But, What if they don´t have fingers?"

Teenlyokofan7777 A Lyoko Brony from Lyoko Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Brony
A Lyoko Brony
#813: Apr 20th 2015 at 7:09:27 PM

Two characters have been Mind Raped by some guys with fingers. However, the third sees a suspicious figure with no fingers. Little does he know that he's next.

"Did you know that you've sifted flour the wrong way all these years?"

Co-author of Code Wings 3.0. Also... I'M RUNNING FOR THE RIVER!!
LinkToTheFuture A real bad hombre from somewhere completely different Since: Apr, 2015 Relationship Status: What's love got to do with it?
A real bad hombre
#814: Apr 20th 2015 at 7:20:20 PM

The protagonist a a baker who followed the advice of a "master baker" for years. A travelling bakery enthusiast watching the protagonist make bread suddenly realizes what was wrong with the protagonist's bread, suiddenly revealing the "master" to be a sham.

"I drank all the hot tea out of the multicoloured mug."

"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." -Thomas Edison
Teenlyokofan7777 A Lyoko Brony from Lyoko Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Brony
A Lyoko Brony
#815: Apr 20th 2015 at 7:30:43 PM

A character is sick, but their family member/friend ends up drinking from the mug that had touched their lips. When the sick person wonders what happened to their drink, the friend/family member realizes that they made a big mistake.

"You idiot! You were supposed to keep the penguins in order! Now how am I to keep the table balanced?!"

Co-author of Code Wings 3.0. Also... I'M RUNNING FOR THE RIVER!!
DeisTheAlcano Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#816: Apr 20th 2015 at 7:31:17 PM

[up][up]The mug was given to her by his grandfather, who made it back when lead paint was legal. She just drank a toxic amount of lead and won´t even know until she develops a problem later in life like cancer or sterility.

EDIT:Teenlyokofan7777 beat me to it but I am keeping my whamification.

"The toucan was gone."

edited 20th Apr '15 7:38:20 PM by DeisTheAlcano

LinkToTheFuture A real bad hombre from somewhere completely different Since: Apr, 2015 Relationship Status: What's love got to do with it?
A real bad hombre
#817: Apr 20th 2015 at 7:34:44 PM

The toucan is a Soul Jar for an Eldritch Abomination. It has escaped the lab where it was kept in safety. Way to go, security.

I felt a chill down my spine as I touched the book.

"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." -Thomas Edison
Teenlyokofan7777 A Lyoko Brony from Lyoko Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Brony
A Lyoko Brony
#818: Apr 20th 2015 at 7:36:48 PM

The book is like the One Ring. It slowly imbues the character with insanity starting with a chill.

"You idiot! You were supposed to keep the penguins in order! Now how am I to keep the table balanced?!" ((Since I got "Wham blocked"))

Co-author of Code Wings 3.0. Also... I'M RUNNING FOR THE RIVER!!
DeisTheAlcano Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#819: Apr 20th 2015 at 7:38:50 PM

The penguins have formed an antagonist faction to humans. They have been pretty benigne and have only taken over Antarctica (Killing a few scientist in the process). But someone who should have been observing them didn´t do his job and now penguins are attacking left and right with the help of seals. The "table" is a metaphor for how penguins can potentially whipe out humanity wich is of no use to an Eldritch Abomination that feeds of pop cultural references.

"Everyone is a string, you just haven´t noticed yet"

edited 20th Apr '15 7:39:36 PM by DeisTheAlcano

Ominae Organized Canine Bureau Special Agent Since: Jul, 2010
Organized Canine Bureau Special Agent
#820: Apr 20th 2015 at 7:42:24 PM

A black ops commando is yelled at by his commanding officer about how he should have done a better job in securing the hostage, knowing that they were manipulated by a third party.


"One day, you'll see the monstrosities of the human heart. Let that be a warning to you."

edited 20th Apr '15 7:43:00 PM by Ominae

"Exit muna si Polgas. Ang kailangan dito ay si Dobermaxx!"
LinkToTheFuture A real bad hombre from somewhere completely different Since: Apr, 2015 Relationship Status: What's love got to do with it?
A real bad hombre
#821: Apr 20th 2015 at 7:45:23 PM

The setting is supposedly a Utopia, and an alien has come to Earth, and it believes that humans are perfect. This is his first clue that we aren't exactly like that.

"Okay everyone. Good night."

"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." -Thomas Edison
DeisTheAlcano Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#822: Apr 20th 2015 at 7:47:55 PM

An appearently nice guy is wishing good nights to the people he keeps as slaves.

"My pen doesn´t work!"

Teenlyokofan7777 A Lyoko Brony from Lyoko Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Brony
A Lyoko Brony
#823: Apr 20th 2015 at 8:02:00 PM

A man runs out of ink and now slits his finger to write in blood. He is called out on it.

"I don't recall you coming out in the reception wearing a tutu and getting plastered at the same time!"

edited 20th Apr '15 8:02:31 PM by Teenlyokofan7777

Co-author of Code Wings 3.0. Also... I'M RUNNING FOR THE RIVER!!
Yaru Behold the Squirrel! from Spain Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: I-It's not like I like you, or anything!
Behold the Squirrel!
#824: Apr 25th 2015 at 4:38:22 AM

Looking at an old photo album, two friends discover a photo of a really weird situation that both of them don't remember happening at all.

"Sauce at the side with that, please"

LinkToTheFuture A real bad hombre from somewhere completely different Since: Apr, 2015 Relationship Status: What's love got to do with it?
A real bad hombre
#825: Apr 27th 2015 at 4:45:17 PM

This person, confusing an order to bring along some people with his dinner, accidently reveals that he is a cannibal.

"He went to climb K2."

"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." -Thomas Edison

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