Whamise this line. A Game.

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In the story thus far, it appears that the poetic main antagonist is trying to prevent the Second Coming of Jesus Christ, the son of God in Christian religion and supposed saviour of all mankind. However, that statement reveals that he's not trying to eliminate the next Christ; rather, he was meant to be reborn into position himself, putting into question how villainous he's truly been the entire time.

Not a significant source of saturated fat, trans fat, cholesterol, fibre, vitamin A, vitamin C, calcium or iron.

The rations that The Lancer has been feeding the hero's Love Interest to help their anaemia turn out to have this on the label; He's a traitor!

The knife's only been hardened, not tempered!

An accidental time-traveller has been trying to pass himself off as an experienced blacksmith, and his bluff's been called by a disgruntled neighbour. The captain of the guard is examining his goods, and it seems like he's almost got away with it, when...

Think a little more... vertical.

Two criminals are accidentally transported to another dimension, a dimension of fantasy. They are transported into a small house, not unlike the one they were in. As the one is trying to rationalize what is happening in the corner, there is a loud thumping noise coming from outside.

He asks, still in the corner, "Oh, God, is it the police?"

Then the other one looks out the window at the giants, and says…

Yeah, I know, it's kind of a crappy example, but still…

I gave a chicken to that man once…

A detective is on the hunt for a man gone missing. When he questions one of the neighbors, they deliver this line, revealing that the missing man had a double-life as a farmer.

This could have happened anywhere.

The closed room mystery murder turns out to be not so closed room after all.

Boo.

The main characters tell the Big Good that they've discovered that the killer's secretly a ghost and show him their ghost detector. It starts beeping and the BG gives this line to confirm that, yes, he's a ghost!

The new issue of my magazine's finally out!

The story begins with three female friends, one of which is the creator of a gossip magazine, and the other two in the middle of a heated argument. The argument ends when one of the friends (let's call her #2) says something both untrue and outrageous about the girl she's fighting with (let her be #1), causng #1 to break down and cry while running away. Later, #2 goes to #1's house to apologize, and learns just how much her words had hurt. After a long and heartfelt apology, it appears that everything's going to be okay...until the reporter pops up and reveals that she published the lie in her magazine because it hadn't been selling enough copies to keep her publishers interested.

Mom reveals shocking trick for erasing wrinkles!

The Mama Bear of the story turns out to be the Big Bad, who is Really 700 Years Old and has been masquerading as ordinary housewives for centuries.

Do you recall, Marie, the time we danced beneath the obsidian arch?

edited 29th Aug '12 11:22:41 PM by BrainSewage

Marie had lost her father in a car accident when she was young. Now, as an adult, she had spent two years dating her boyfriend, with one of their most memorable dates being a dance under the obsidian arch.

Now, her father has mysteriously returned, apparently having been in hiding all these years. Dad looks a lot like her boyfriend, causing her to shriek in terror when he says the line.

"Oh boy! The toast is ready!"

A character, suddenly revealed to be a traitor, has just thrown one of our heroes into a volcano.

"All readings are normal and holding steady, Captain."

The first mate just warned the Captain and his most loyal crew members that the (star?)ship was about to crash, causing them to make for the life vessels. He just told this to the new captain; the Big Bad!

Wait a minute...socks don't have toes!

It seems as though Bob's life has taken a turn for the better; he's recently met Alice, the girl of his dreams with a charming personality. It's too good to believe...literally, as Bob also works in the FBI, and he can't help himself from thinking that she's actually some sort of spy. His comical actions to prove otherwise bear no fruit, and he starts to think he could've been wrong...until he does the laundry, for in this setting, the only toed socks are made and distributed in the USSR.

You are the only one that fills my heart.

The Hero rescues his Black Best Friend from the monster only to but hit with this line, up until this point he thought his friend was just a Hetersexual Life Partner now he has to deal with the truth and he isn't gay himself.

"Meyow"

Finally, the main character of our story has found his life's purpose! After being whisked away from his homeland (in which he was nothing but a meek accountant who had more I.Q. points than muscle) to some weird fantasy realm, he has emerged victorious and has saved the day! He had wanted to be significant ever since his childhood, but unlike the dreams he had then, this is totally real! Isn't that right, love interest who shares the same name as the cat from said childhood? ...Right? ...RIGHT?!

"So I wander and wander along, and forever before me gleams the shining city of song in the beautiful land of dreams."

It had been so long. So long since he had made the deal. He had thought it was a joke at a time. Telling a mysterious woman that yes, he'd sacrifice his first child for some inspiration, for anything. Little did he know it was the Muse that was listening. And she had delivered, had inspired him into a masterpiece, and so they had come to take there price. Well he had come to there home to take it back, whatever the cost.

At least that stupid grin had finally been wiped off his face.

edited 11th Sep '12 8:05:29 PM by Zomric

The Stoic hero has just been bodysnatched by the Smug Snake Big Bad, who's just discovered that he never smiles because he can't, thus giving said hero a small victory over her since she can't mock him with her trademark Slasher Smile.

Captain Hero to the rescue!

edited 12th Sep '12 4:46:04 AM by Bisected8

Wannabe Sidekick could only stare in disbelief as the kid whom he was supposedly protecting from the Evil Robots yelled the line above asa bright light enveloped him.

The little brown dog ran for its life.

I was laughing when I typed this.

Lord Dark Mc Evil laughed The Hero and his Five-Man Band lie bloodied, beaten and demoralized on the ground, victory was assured. Then the Polymorph spell hit.

My name is, my name is, my name is....PIXIE!

The Big Bad yells this, revealing that they are the hero's Dead Little Sister, whose nickname was "Pixie".

I'm a vegetarian.

The protagonist is a Plant Person and he's been asked to meet this creature at night...

...what? No peanuts?

A character was accused for serving an important person a salad that contains peanuts, to which the said person was seriously allergic to. It turns out that there was no peanut in the salad and someone poisoned it.

This is not a drill! (I guess this is a pretty easy one)

The heroes are searching for the legendary Drill of Unlimited Power, which is their only hope if they want to defeat Theodorus von Evil. They find it in the temple, and go to confront Theodorus. Just as the find Theodorus, The Lancer (a weapons expert) gets a good look at the Drill of Unlimited Power. He says this line, revealing that the heroes found the wrong thing, and don't have a hope of beating Theodorus.

(I love double meanings.)

Welcome to Taco City. Please give your order and drive ahead.

The Detective is investigating a series of kidnappings. He hitches a ride on the underside of a suspected truck. Half an hour later (he has strong muscles!) he hears an automated voice say the above line.

Never shall the Son of Man regret.