Which of your avatars could best solve the above problem?

Cabe_Bedlam Mila from the land of twilight, under the moon. Since: Oct, 2016 Relationship Status: Gonna take a lot to drag me away from you

Mila

#2601: Dec 12th 2016 at 2:13:57 PM

Just wish for waht you want and it'll come true. Choose wisely, though.

I need awesome music for my newest [MEDIA] !

I need to update these things more often

DrNoPuma Polly Esther from Toon Town Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: I think I love you, so what am I so afraid of?

Polly Esther

#2602: Dec 12th 2016 at 2:28:14 PM

Have a Deadly DJ!

I want to pet some animals pls.

Check out this fancast I made! Any votes would be greatly appreciated!

aNinjaWithAIDS Mario's not the only Wonder here. from Animal Town Since: Dec, 2011 Relationship Status: Puppy love

Mario's not the only Wonder here.

#2603: Dec 12th 2016 at 4:13:45 PM

I'll let you cuddle my Canine Companion.

I want to see the best hypothetical Cards Against Humanity player among all the fictions that you know of.

These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.

PresidentStalkeyes The Best Worst Psychonaut from United Kingdom of England-land Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]

The Best Worst Psychonaut

#2604: Dec 12th 2016 at 4:18:04 PM

Naturally. He's already playing it in his head. With you.

I need some therapy. Who can provide?

"If you think like a child, you will do a child's work."

pepimanoli Cuteness overload. from the wondrous land of Profundia Since: Sep, 2015 Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA

Cuteness overload.

#2605: Dec 13th 2016 at 1:43:17 AM

Bee therapy is the new rage in animal assisted therapy.

I need help with my homework!

edited 13th Dec '16 1:44:00 AM by pepimanoli

Everyone call me elf monster

ZeroL *Vague plotting intensifies* from a dimension with 700 too many of me Since: Jul, 2016 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]

*Vague plotting intensifies*

#2606: Dec 13th 2016 at 2:45:22 AM

Boom, done. Now give them a challenge.

I need something to eat.

My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!

LegitimateIdiot Since: Nov, 2015

#2607: Dec 13th 2016 at 2:48:39 AM

The turkey avatar. Better catch it first, though.

Can discipline me (take that as you will).

edited 13th Dec '16 2:52:11 AM by LegitimateIdiot

This account is dead. I’ve said a lot of dumb things in the past and I wish to forget them. I’m sorry if I’ve ever hurt anyone.

PresidentStalkeyes The Best Worst Psychonaut from United Kingdom of England-land Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]

The Best Worst Psychonaut

#2608: Dec 13th 2016 at 9:05:15 AM

Call me crazy, but I think that a megalomaniacal tyrant with family issues and control over metal and electricity would be pretty good at getting you to back down from whatever rebellious thoughts you might have.

I'm looking for a tag-team wrestling partner!

"If you think like a child, you will do a child's work."

pepimanoli Cuteness overload. from the wondrous land of Profundia Since: Sep, 2015 Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA

Cuteness overload.

#2609: Dec 13th 2016 at 9:35:43 AM

The man who saves the world is an expert hand-to-hand fighter. He can even break people in half with his hands!

I'm so bored...

Everyone call me elf monster

Revaryk Don't step on the flowers. from somewhere Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Non-Canon

Don't step on the flowers.

#2610: Dec 13th 2016 at 9:37:13 AM

He's got a good puzzle up his sleeves!

I need help with my math!

"YOU SHALL FEEL THE FLOWER'S WRATH"

Everzwijn glarblgrklgrgg from under your bed Since: Sep, 2009

glarblgrklgrgg

#2611: Dec 13th 2016 at 10:01:21 AM

Have a psychic pokémon with a 5000 IQ. He can just read your mind from outside the classroom, calculate the answer in a nanosecond, then just psychically put the answer in your brain. Nobody will know.