Which of your avatars could best solve the above problem?

There is a whole thread for that.

Haruka Haruno is actually shown to be a good roommate. Video clip

I'd like to explore the stars with as little fighting as possible.

She's a navigation system.

I need someone who speaks "cat", because I clearly don't.

Unfortunately, she does not speak human

You've... been... trolled...

edited 22nd Aug '16 2:29:18 AM by MicoolTNT

the sheriff will find him, and he will club him.

i need another tv

edited 23rd Aug '16 3:10:15 PM by Alucart23

I need a porn movie.

Rick can hook you up with interdimensional pornography. Wanna see how corn-people do it? You can now! Though, you should be prepared for the rather, improvisational feel it all has.

I need a job.

How convenient, because Cluny needs soldiers, and forces them to join! (If you refuse, by the way, he'll kill you and burn your house down.)

I'd like to have a robot helper.

I imagine he could easily build one for you.

So, I kinda wanna become both incredibly strong and brilliantly intelligent.

   Just sign here, and do me a few favours...   

I need awesome powah!

edited 23rd Aug '16 10:17:41 PM by MicoolTNT

I don't have one who can give that to you.

I need a maid.

He'll get those bloodstains out sharpish!

I've turned it off and on again but my computer still won't work.

Greatest technician and inventor in the universe. Not Hyperbole.

I need a good proxy to watch Chargeman Ken outside Japan.

Expert programmer, electronics whiz, and hacker. He'll get that proxy up in no time, legally or not.

I need to capture somebody with a Healing Factor alive, and damn tranq darts/sleeping gas/chemicals don't seem to work!

Boba Fett can help you capture such an entity. He's the best bounty hunter in the galaxy!

Sadly he decides to target... Me! Deadpool! And I can't wait to jam my katanas up Fett's Sarlac Pit!!!

I need a good back massage.

I don't how good she is at backrubs, but she can keep her violently protective bodyguard/boyfriend somewhat under control, so ...

My back hurts and I want it to be streched out using a medieval torture rack.

he can probably take care of both of those

i need another tv

Akashi can rig one for you, provided you have the materials.

Help! My ship is flooding and is on fire!

You can hop onto Dexter's boat. Just pay no mind to the several trash bags in the stern...

I need a writing partner with a good sense of humor.

She's an author, although her sense of humour could use some adjustment.

I could really use some ice cream right now.

Stitch would be more than happy to share a couple ice cream cones with you.

I need someone to take me to another galaxy.

Spacewarping is OP.

I need someone to kill an OP character.

Just tell him who your target is, and him take it from there.

I wanna have an easier time falling asleep at night.

Hush now, quiet now, it's time to lay your sleepy head...

I wanna learn kung-fu!

Who better to teach you than the Ultimate Martial Artist?

I could really use a pep talk.

Terry's your man, man! All the motivation (and hints) you could ever need!

I need to be less sad in general.