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JAF1970 Jonah Falcon from New York Since: Jan, 2001
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#2: Apr 7th 2011 at 9:17:03 AM

Looks... undecided, actually. We won't know what to make of this until they release at least a gameplay mock-up leak =) Or Episode 3, whichever comes before the heat death of the universe.

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JAF1970 Jonah Falcon from New York Since: Jan, 2001
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#3: Apr 7th 2011 at 9:22:27 AM

What are we meant to make of THIS, though?

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edited 7th Apr '11 9:22:49 AM by JAF1970

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Nicknacks Ding-ding! Going down... from Land Down Under Since: Oct, 2010
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#4: Apr 7th 2011 at 9:25:39 AM

I think the artwork's kinda cute. Ugly Cute, maybe, but definitely cute. I like the guy on stilts.

Nicely alien too.

But EPISODE THREE! WHYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Redhead Since: Jan, 2011
#5: Apr 7th 2011 at 9:32:14 AM

EPISODE

TREE

WHERE

GABEN

WHE

edited 7th Apr '11 9:32:32 AM by Redhead

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LOEADITOOx .... from -???- Since: Feb, 2011
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#6: Apr 7th 2011 at 10:11:16 AM

Its looks like Mass Effect

And those girls looks creepies, I hope they arent the human concept art

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Litis from Israel Since: Jul, 2009
#7: Apr 7th 2011 at 12:33:49 PM

Valve: the ultimate RL trolls.

Beating even Chris Hansen.

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#8: Apr 7th 2011 at 5:24:29 PM

Why do all the men in that thing posing like they're Calvin Kleine models?

RocketDude Face Time from AZ, United States Since: May, 2009
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#9: Apr 7th 2011 at 5:40:29 PM

Two guesses:

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Ronnie Respect the Red Right Hand from Surrounded by Idiots Since: Jan, 2001
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#10: Apr 7th 2011 at 5:42:16 PM

...I find the girls cute. Not ugly cute, but just little-girl-cute.

Zeromaeus Mighty No. 51345 from Neo Arcadia Since: May, 2010
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#11: Apr 7th 2011 at 5:45:51 PM

Hmm...
Having just finished Half Life 2: Episode 2, I really want to say Valve should just get on with finishing Half Life 2 before making any more new I Ps...

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#12: Apr 7th 2011 at 5:56:01 PM

Eh, I doubt anything good would come of restricting their creative freedom. Better to just let them make what they want, and trust it will be good. Better to have a good....whatever the hell this is than a bad Half Life 2 Episode 3.

Zeromaeus Mighty No. 51345 from Neo Arcadia Since: May, 2010
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#13: Apr 7th 2011 at 6:06:47 PM

I hate cliff-hangers is the trick. I've had to live with one for ten years thanks to freaking Mega Man Legends 3 not coming out till later this year. I'd hate for Half Life 2 to go down the same road.

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#14: Apr 7th 2011 at 6:15:45 PM

A cliff hanger is better than a crappy resolution.

Zeromaeus Mighty No. 51345 from Neo Arcadia Since: May, 2010
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#15: Apr 7th 2011 at 6:43:51 PM

THE FUCK IT IS! WHAT THE FUCK IS THE ELDER SYSTEM?! TELL ME CAPCOM! WHAT THE FLYING FUCK IS THE ELDER SYSTEM?! HOW DOES TRIGGER GET BACK TO EARTH?! WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME CAPCOM!? WHY!?

Hmm... I guess you're right.
-twitch-

edited 7th Apr '11 6:44:20 PM by Zeromaeus

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Gvzbgul from Middle Earth Since: Jul, 2010
#16: Apr 7th 2011 at 7:06:44 PM

Perhaps Half Life 3 will take the players further into the multiple dimension aspect of the series? I mean, you have literally infinite possibilites there. wild mass guessAll Valve I Ps fit in the framework a single multidimensional universe.

Zeromaeus Mighty No. 51345 from Neo Arcadia Since: May, 2010
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#17: Apr 7th 2011 at 7:09:21 PM

No. Not Half Life 3. I don't give two flying flips about Half Life 3. I just want them to finish Half Life 2.

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occono from Ireland. Since: Apr, 2009
#18: Apr 7th 2011 at 7:22:38 PM

I'm pretty sure any new Half-Life games would just be called Half-Life 3 at this point.

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#19: Apr 7th 2011 at 7:24:04 PM

Even if its only two hours long.

Zeromaeus Mighty No. 51345 from Neo Arcadia Since: May, 2010
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#20: Apr 7th 2011 at 7:24:47 PM

I doubt that, really. It would just be really inconsistent.
The being called Half Life 3 thing...

edited 7th Apr '11 7:25:18 PM by Zeromaeus

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Gvzbgul from Middle Earth Since: Jul, 2010
#21: Apr 7th 2011 at 7:49:08 PM

Sorry, I meant episode 3. My brain considers them seperate games that have a single storyline.

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#22: Apr 7th 2011 at 7:50:47 PM

Speaking of which, I'd l;ike to request that Episode 3 be taken off the development hell thing, simply because development hasn't started. You can't be stuck in development iof you never entered it to begin with.

occono from Ireland. Since: Apr, 2009
#23: Apr 7th 2011 at 8:26:10 PM

[up][up][up] How so? I guess I'm just assuming it's not going to be another "Episode"-sized game....

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#24: Apr 7th 2011 at 8:28:51 PM

Why do you so many of you drool over new I Ps like they're papayas?

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#25: Apr 7th 2011 at 8:38:11 PM

^Because:

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