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Coleman Since: May, 2016
#4026: Dec 24th 2016 at 7:20:41 AM

Adbot I don't want vmware programming junk!

Hi
Ozbourne Part-Time Omen of Death from if it fits, I sits (Edited uphill both ways) Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
Part-Time Omen of Death
#4027: Dec 27th 2016 at 3:38:32 PM

Adserver, please wait to sell me car servicing until I have purchased a car.

Stupid doomed timeline...
pepimanoli Cuteness overload. from the wondrous land of Profundia Since: Sep, 2015 Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Cuteness overload.
#4028: Dec 29th 2016 at 10:47:41 AM

Adserver, please stop announcing dating services from countries I don't even live in. This man is probably a nice guy, but I'm sure we don't speak the same language. Also, what does hur gammal är du mean?

Everyone call me elf monster
ActualBeatrice Raygun from the Salt Mines Since: Jul, 2016 Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
#4029: Dec 29th 2016 at 9:50:30 PM

Some ad for a cryptic-seeming website with a guy convincing me to tell about my "journey".

Totally not Scientology, I live in the continent far right across.

The Superstar of the Supernatural World! (debatable)
PegaFoxx We've come too far to give up who we are from The stars (Lucky 7) Relationship Status: Staying up all night to get lucky
We've come too far to give up who we are
#4030: Jan 1st 2017 at 10:43:27 AM

Adserver I get that it's a new year but I don't need an advanced toilet.

My car is fine, thank you. I don't need a new one.

Adserver I have a wordpress blog and I don't need another one.

We're up all night to get lucky
Bur Chaotic Neutral from Flyover Country Since: Dec, 2009 Relationship Status: Not war
#4031: Jan 1st 2017 at 10:50:10 AM

I don't need menswear. If I was taller maybe I could pull it off, but I'm not. I'm a little tiny pixie woman, adserver, and menswear does not suit me.

i. hear. a. sound.
Coleman Since: May, 2016
#4032: Jan 1st 2017 at 11:03:35 AM

Adbot i don't want a stupid car recommended from Kelly blue book

Hi
Explosivo25 How fleeting... from Beach City Since: Mar, 2012 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
How fleeting...
#4033: Jan 2nd 2017 at 5:13:08 AM

Adbot, I'm not interested in learning how the Book of Mormon strengthens the study of the Bible. Fuck off.

I don’t even know anymore.
ArilouLaLeeLay Freelance Distributor of Free Lances from a mostly harmless planet, far away Since: Dec, 2015 Relationship Status: Oh my word! I'm gay!
Freelance Distributor of Free Lances
#4034: Jan 2nd 2017 at 8:51:44 AM

OK, so I can put up with a lot of your stuff, adserver. But offering me healthcare for 60+ old people? For reference, I'm freaking 18.

"If I was a tabletop RPG character, my player would be accused of both minmaxing and overdramatic roleplaying." -Me
Ozbourne Part-Time Omen of Death from if it fits, I sits (Edited uphill both ways) Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
Part-Time Omen of Death
#4035: Jan 2nd 2017 at 1:08:47 PM

Adserver, I live in a rented apartment. I do not need a reverse mortgage. (Or a forwards mortgage or a sideways mortgage or...)

Stupid doomed timeline...
MrLavisherMoot from So'ton, Hants Since: May, 2014
#4036: Jan 8th 2017 at 9:10:52 AM

What the fuck is dozo.tv and why do I keep getting ads for it?

simple as
Coleman Since: May, 2016
#4037: Jan 8th 2017 at 2:43:45 PM

Ad server I don't want to be a travel writer!

Hi
Ozbourne Part-Time Omen of Death from if it fits, I sits (Edited uphill both ways) Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
Part-Time Omen of Death
#4038: Jan 8th 2017 at 3:09:36 PM

Adserver, I don't really want to learn more about Mormonism.

Stupid doomed timeline...
CyberController Blitzy.... from Pride Ring Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: I don't mind being locked in this eternal maze!
Blitzy....
#4039: Jan 17th 2017 at 6:05:44 PM

No, I don't wanna go to the inauguration. I'm not even anywhere near D.C

Just made a server on discord.Come join me.
Coleman Since: May, 2016
#4040: Jan 18th 2017 at 4:10:29 PM

Adbot/clickbait bot I don't care about rappers or popular stuff.

Hi
RandomWriter413 Since: Feb, 2016
#4041: Jan 18th 2017 at 4:14:53 PM

Adserver, I don't want to play games that'd probably put me on some sort of list.

Nor do I wish to buy cuban cigars.

CyberController Blitzy.... from Pride Ring Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: I don't mind being locked in this eternal maze!
Blitzy....
#4042: Jan 19th 2017 at 2:13:57 PM

What game?

Just made a server on discord.Come join me.
ArilouLaLeeLay Freelance Distributor of Free Lances from a mostly harmless planet, far away Since: Dec, 2015 Relationship Status: Oh my word! I'm gay!
Freelance Distributor of Free Lances
#4043: Jan 19th 2017 at 2:53:50 PM

OK, that's it. Dating sites that focus on specific nations and religions, all of which are very vocally prejudiced against the very idea of me having a healthy, equal relationship with a person I can actually feel attracted to?

It's so wrong it almost becomes funny.

"If I was a tabletop RPG character, my player would be accused of both minmaxing and overdramatic roleplaying." -Me
Coleman Since: May, 2016
#4044: Jan 19th 2017 at 5:45:35 PM

Adbot I don't want any wine! After all I said to myself that I would abstain from alcohol because how much it kills people.

Hi
Coleman Since: May, 2016
#4045: Jan 22nd 2017 at 2:38:16 PM

Ad server I don't want to look up people's background and stuff besides if I do your just gonna slap the good ol 9.99 a month scam and Rob me dry of everything.

Hi
PegaFoxx We've come too far to give up who we are from The stars (Lucky 7) Relationship Status: Staying up all night to get lucky
We've come too far to give up who we are
#4046: Jan 23rd 2017 at 9:01:20 AM

Adserver I already have the internet from the provider you are recommending.

I don't need a service dog.

I don't need audio books.

Thank you for understanding adserver.

We're up all night to get lucky
Ozbourne Part-Time Omen of Death from if it fits, I sits (Edited uphill both ways) Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
Part-Time Omen of Death
#4047: Jan 23rd 2017 at 10:45:07 AM

Adserver, I do not need to change my Internet provider and get home monitoring especially since that provider is not actually available where I am.

I do not need new home lighting.

And I could probably make a little red tube dress thing for a lot less than $200 if I actually wanted to wear one.

Stupid doomed timeline...
Coleman Since: May, 2016
#4048: Jan 23rd 2017 at 2:59:07 PM

Adserver I don't want slingtv or Kelly bluebook.

Hi
Berrenta How sweet it is from Texas Since: Apr, 2015 Relationship Status: Can't buy me love
How sweet it is
#4049: Jan 26th 2017 at 5:26:19 PM

Adbot, I do not care about (something exceptionally political that I oppose).

Yeah, I do not wish to step on anyone's toes in this thread, hence the parenthetical replacement.

she/her | TRS needs your help! | Contributor of Trope Report
Coleman Since: May, 2016
#4050: Jan 26th 2017 at 5:46:24 PM

Adbot I don't want antiacne creams after all I have little to no acne.

Hi

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