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Anomalocaris20 from Sagittarius A* Since: Sep, 2010 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
#1351: Jul 12th 2016 at 3:43:10 PM

I'd like a rap battle between Samuel L. Jackson and Sameul L. Clemens still.

I'm rather surprised Twain hasn't shown up yet, he's quite a historical American icon. Also he really loved cherimoyas.

edited 12th Jul '16 3:43:46 PM by Anomalocaris20

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#1352: Jul 12th 2016 at 4:00:53 PM

Went ahead and made a really preliminary 5.5 prediction list. Here's what I'm thinking could happen.

7. Donald Trump vs. Hillary Clinton 8. Jimi Hendrix vs. Kurt Cobain 9. Ash Ketchum vs. Charles Darwin 10. Mao Zedong vs. Fidel Castro 11. Sigmund Freud vs. Mother Teresa 12. Three Musketeers vs. Three Stooges

I couldn't find room for them, but Elon Musk vs. Henry Ford and Bach vs. Tupac both could easily happen.

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#1353: Jul 12th 2016 at 4:11:44 PM

I think Lamarck would fit Darwin better.Even if it'd be a losing battle. [lol]

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DrunkenNordmann from Exile Since: May, 2015
#1354: Jul 12th 2016 at 4:48:00 PM

[up] How about Gregor Mendel?

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#1355: Jul 12th 2016 at 4:57:29 PM

I feel like you could put him vs Mengele.Cause last names sound sorta similar.

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#1356: Jul 12th 2016 at 8:57:51 PM

Well, Mengele did affect to be a scientist, even if it was just a cover. Real deal vs psychotic poser could be an interesting angle.

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DrunkenNordmann from Exile Since: May, 2015
#1357: Jul 16th 2016 at 10:42:35 AM

With the currents events in Turkey in mind, I hope we're getting a battle involving Erdogan and one of the Ottoman sultans - probably Suleyman, i.e. the most successful one - at some point, even though it'd probably just be one big Pretender Diss.

Man, now I want to see a battle between Erdogan, AtatΓΌrk and Suleyman. :/

edited 16th Jul '16 10:43:59 AM by DrunkenNordmann

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Rationalinsanity from Halifax, Canada Since: Aug, 2010 Relationship Status: It's complicated
#1358: Jul 18th 2016 at 9:25:52 PM

The butthurt Turkish nationalists in the comments section would justify such a video on their own.evil grin

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#1359: Jul 18th 2016 at 10:48:49 PM

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edited 18th Jul '16 10:49:11 PM by CEOIII

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#1360: Jul 19th 2016 at 12:45:37 AM

Never read as in never have read or never read as in never do read?

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CEOIII C-E-O-3, H-N-I-C from Franklin, PA Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: In my bunk
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#1361: Jul 19th 2016 at 3:57:03 AM

The second one.

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#1362: Oct 26th 2016 at 8:16:27 PM

If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
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#1363: Oct 26th 2016 at 8:31:01 PM

So at what point do we call Seasonal Rot on season 5?

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Anomalocaris20 from Sagittarius A* Since: Sep, 2010 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
#1364: Oct 26th 2016 at 9:11:06 PM

I was kinda hoping Ulysses S. Grant would show up and put Lincoln's white-supremacist ass in its place for once instead of having him be the untouchably pure messiah yet again.

edited 26th Oct '16 9:12:06 PM by Anomalocaris20

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#1365: Oct 26th 2016 at 9:18:00 PM

My view is that one repeating character (Trump) is better than 1.5 repeating characters (Lincoln + psuedo-not-the-same-Trump).

If I were doing this, I'd have Peter reprise Trump, whoever plays Hillary play Hillary...and then Lloyd comes in as Bernie Sanders at some point. The Lincoln gag clearly overstayed its welcome.

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#1366: Oct 26th 2016 at 11:03:45 PM

The "Lincoln gag" has happened twice, counting this vid.

On the one hand, Abe really should've slapped them both. On the other hand, I'm OK with the message that sent.

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#1367: Oct 27th 2016 at 12:20:13 PM

This just felt really derivative of the last election battle. It was funny the first time but it just felt stretched here and I feel like the first verses weren't that great either.

MrAHR Ahr river from ಠ_ಠ Since: Oct, 2010 Relationship Status: A cockroach, nothing can kill it.
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#1368: Nov 2nd 2016 at 1:41:53 PM

I liked it. Honestly I've liked almost all the recent videos. In general this eleciton felt like a strange escalation of mitt/obama so I'm not surprised they did it.

If they make this a tradition, I don't really see much issue with it.

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#1369: Nov 2nd 2016 at 10:39:28 PM

I'm OK with this being a tradition too, but there has to be an ep where Lincoln goes for the bitchslap and the candidate does a counter of some sort. Duck, block and counter punch, maybe even an armbar takedown into the crippler crossface. Something.

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Anomalocaris20 from Sagittarius A* Since: Sep, 2010 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
#1370: Nov 2nd 2016 at 10:40:24 PM

Like I said, I want Grant to show up and slap Lincoln.

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#1371: Nov 13th 2016 at 6:09:46 PM

Too bad Clinton lost, it would've been cool to see her take on Margaret Thatcher.

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#1372: Nov 13th 2016 at 6:20:24 PM

At least this means we can have a reprise of Scrooge's ERB except with Trump being the Ghost of Christmas Yet-to-Come.

>_<

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#1373: Nov 14th 2016 at 6:36:52 PM

I personally prefer Darwin vs Oak.

edited 14th Nov '16 6:45:01 PM by Blurring

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Anomalocaris20 from Sagittarius A* Since: Sep, 2010 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
#1374: Nov 14th 2016 at 8:48:56 PM

Good rap, but ugh why does it have to be goddamn Ash representing Pokemon?

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#1375: Nov 14th 2016 at 9:15:11 PM

a) So they could sneak in the Evil Dead reference. b) He and Pikachu are the faces of the franchise.

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