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TheMightyAnonym PARTY HARD!!!! from Pony Chan Since: Jan, 2010
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#1: Apr 2nd 2011 at 2:57:31 PM

Linkity link.

  1. Stoic
  2. Socratic
  3. Platonist
  4. Pythagorean
  5. Cynic
  6. Epicurean
  7. Sophist
  8. Cyrenaeic (hedonist)

(Last two got zero points)

Fairly accurate, I'd say. Stoicism matches me to a "T".

EDIT: There is also a sister quiz here. My results:

  1. Augustine
  2. Aquinas
  3. Plato
  4. Aristotle
  5. Kant
  6. Hume
  7. Protagoras
  8. Sextus Empiricus
  9. Nietzsch

Zero points for the last three.

edited 2nd Apr '11 3:25:29 PM by TheMightyAnonym

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Usht Lv. 3 Genasi Wizard from an arbitrary view point. Since: Feb, 2011
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#2: Apr 2nd 2011 at 3:05:44 PM

  1. Platonist
  2. Pythagorean
  3. Stoic
  4. Socratic
  5. Cynic
  6. Epicurean
  7. Sophist
  8. Cyrenaeic (hedonist)

Cynic was the one with the lowest score that wasn't zero. Fits pretty well.

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SavageHeathen Pro-Freedom Fanatic from Somewhere Since: Feb, 2011
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#3: Apr 2nd 2011 at 3:10:39 PM

  1. 1 is: Cyrenaeic (hedonist)
  2. 2 is: Sophist

I didn't score AT ALL on any of the others. Thought I'd be at least somewhat of a nihilist.

As for the philosopher guys.

  1. 1 is: Nietzsche
  2. 2 is: Sextus Empiricus

edited 2nd Apr '11 4:17:11 PM by SavageHeathen

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lordGacek KVLFON from Kansas of Europe Since: Jan, 2001
KVLFON
#4: Apr 2nd 2011 at 3:13:00 PM

Now that is a fun quiz! Though I'm kind of disappointed, I'm not sure if I see Aristotle here.

  • Platonist
  • Pythagorean
  • Stoic
  • Socratic
  • Cynic
  • Epicurean
  • Cyrenaeic (hedonist)
  • Sophist

The last three have no value assigned.

"Atheism is the religion whose followers are easiest to troll"
Myrmidon The Ant King from In Antartica Since: Nov, 2009
The Ant King
#5: Apr 2nd 2011 at 3:13:58 PM

[up][up]

It all comes into perspective.

Kill all math nerds
GreatLich Since: Jun, 2009
#6: Apr 2nd 2011 at 3:14:50 PM

I got:

Warning: sort() expects parameter 1 to be array, null given in /usr/www/users/ssmart/FREE/select.php on line 1599

What does it mean? Shit's deep man...

(the little slider thingies didn't work either... I'll try...something and hope it unborks itself)

edited 2nd Apr '11 3:15:51 PM by GreatLich

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#7: Apr 2nd 2011 at 3:15:19 PM

  • Stoic
  • Epicurean
  • Socratic
  • Cynic
  • Platonist
  • Cyrenaeic (hedonist)
  • Pythagorean
  • Sophist

Last 3 have no value.

edited 2nd Apr '11 3:17:19 PM by Firestarter

Everything happens for a reason. The reason is a chaotic intersection of chance and the laws of physics.
Usht Lv. 3 Genasi Wizard from an arbitrary view point. Since: Feb, 2011
Lv. 3 Genasi Wizard
#8: Apr 2nd 2011 at 3:16:12 PM

It means Lich, your philosophy is breaking the universe. Quit thinking like that.

edited 2nd Apr '11 3:16:18 PM by Usht

The thing about making witty signature lines is that it first needs to actually be witty.
TheMightyAnonym PARTY HARD!!!! from Pony Chan Since: Jan, 2010
PARTY HARD!!!!
#9: Apr 2nd 2011 at 3:19:19 PM

I'm pretty sure it means that the quiz got filled out improperly.

Also, Its sister quiz.

edited 2nd Apr '11 3:22:57 PM by TheMightyAnonym

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BestOf FABRICATI DIEM, PVNC! from Finland Since: Oct, 2010 Relationship Status: Falling within your bell curve
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#10: Apr 2nd 2011 at 3:24:21 PM

Results almost identical to OP.

For the other quiz, top 3:

1. Hume

2. Kant

3. Aristotle

edited 2nd Apr '11 3:28:07 PM by BestOf

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BlackHumor Unreliable Narrator from Zombie City Since: Jan, 2001
#11: Apr 2nd 2011 at 3:34:42 PM

For the first quiz:

  1. Stoic (About a full bar)
  2. Socratic (about half the first bar)
  3. Cynic (3 way tie)
  4. Hedonist (3 way tie)
  5. Sophist (3 way tie)
  6. Epicurean
  7. Pythagorean (tiny little bar)
  8. Platonist (no bar)

For the second quiz:

  1. Hume (Again full bar)
  2. Kant (Not that much smaller than Hume)
  3. Aristotle (only a little smaller than the Kant bar)
  4. Sextus Empiricus(Half the Aristotle bar)
  5. Protagoras (Half Sextus)
  6. Plato(tiny little bar)
  7. Nietzsche (no bar)
  8. Augustine (no bar)
  9. Aquinas(no bar)

edited 2nd Apr '11 3:40:58 PM by BlackHumor

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GreatLich Since: Jun, 2009
#12: Apr 2nd 2011 at 3:42:21 PM

It apparently means it hates my firefox. There might be something wrong with my firefox.

  • #1 is: Cynic
  • #2 is: Epicurean
  • #3 is: Platonist
  • #4 is: Pythagorean
  • #5 is: Stoic
  • #6 is: Socratic
  • #7 is: Sophist
  • #8 is: Cyrenaeic (hedonist)

AllanAssiduity Since: Dec, 1969
#13: Apr 2nd 2011 at 4:00:29 PM

Mine were:

  • 1 Pythagorean
  • 2 Platonist
  • 3 Socratic
  • 4 Stoic
  • 5 Epicurean
  • 6 Cynic
  • 7 Sophist
  • 8 Cyrenaic

Lock Space Wizard from Germany Since: Sep, 2010
Space Wizard
#14: Apr 2nd 2011 at 4:04:43 PM

1. Epicurean

2. Pythagorean

3. Platonist/Sophist/Cynic

4. Stoic

5. Cyrenaeic

The second test rates me as a Nietzsche Wannabe. Didn't expect it but it's not like I have a problem with that.

edited 2nd Apr '11 4:14:10 PM by Lock

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tnu1138 Dracula Since: Apr, 2009
Dracula
#15: Apr 2nd 2011 at 4:19:18 PM

My #1 is: Cynic Books, bargains, etc. My #2 is: Stoic Books, bargains, etc. My #3 is: Cyrenaeic (hedonist) Books, bargains, etc. My #4 is: Socratic Books, bargains, etc. My #5 is: Sophist Books, bargains, etc. My #6 is: Epicurean Books, bargains, etc. My #7 is: Platonist Books, bargains, etc. My #8 is: Pythagorean Bo

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#16: Apr 2nd 2011 at 4:19:59 PM

1. Cynic

2. Sophist

3. Cyrenaeic (hedonist)

4. Epicurean

5. Stoic

6. Socratic

7. Platonist

8. Pythagorean

Did not expect to be a cynic, I've always thought of myself as a realist in the exact middle of that sliding scale.

[down]Thanks Great Lich.

edited 2nd Apr '11 7:41:33 PM by Ekuran

GreatLich Since: Jun, 2009
#17: Apr 2nd 2011 at 4:30:35 PM

[up] Cynicism (and to a lesser extent Stoicism as well) as philosophies are not the same things as cynicism (and stoicism) in the vernacular.

edited 2nd Apr '11 4:31:11 PM by GreatLich

Aondeug Oh My from Our Dreams Since: Jun, 2009
Oh My
#18: Apr 2nd 2011 at 4:32:00 PM

So I got in the order of strongest weakest: Cynic, Socratic, Stoic, Epicurean, Platonist, Pythagorean, Cyrenaeic, Sophist.

Second test: Augustine, Hume, Kant, Protagoras, Sextus Empiricus, Aristotle, Aquinas, Nietzsche, Plato.

"Their philosophy was that the purpose of life was to live a life of Virtue in agreement with Nature." Haha no. Some of it sounds right, but a lot of it is making me go "...but what is this Nature? Why isn't murder considered natural? We do it. It must be natural,".

Por que?

edited 2nd Apr '11 4:36:30 PM by Aondeug

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Rottweiler Dog and Pony Show from Portland, Oregon Since: Dec, 2009
Dog and Pony Show
#19: Apr 2nd 2011 at 4:38:56 PM

The first:

  1. Platonist
  2. Socratic
  3. Stoic
  4. Pythagorean
  5. Cynic

The second:

  1. Aquinas
  2. Plato
  3. Aristotle
  4. Augustine (!)
  5. Kant

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TheMightyAnonym PARTY HARD!!!! from Pony Chan Since: Jan, 2010
PARTY HARD!!!!
#20: Apr 2nd 2011 at 4:40:36 PM

[up][up]Augustine? I wouldn't have expected that.surprised

[up]Rott has arrived!

Where were you when I laid the earth’s foundation? Tell me, if you understand. Who marked off its dimensions? Surely you know! ~ GOD
Aondeug Oh My from Our Dreams Since: Jun, 2009
Oh My
#21: Apr 2nd 2011 at 4:40:51 PM

Explain to me the purpose of the (!) you have next to Augustine, Rott!

TMA: Neither did I. At all. I only have a vague idea who he is...can someone give me a brief explanation that doesn't involve trawling through Wikipedia?

edited 2nd Apr '11 4:41:44 PM by Aondeug

If someone wants to accuse us of eating coconut shells, then that's their business. We know what we're doing. - Achaan Chah
Pykrete NOT THE BEES from Viridian Forest Since: Sep, 2009
NOT THE BEES
#22: Apr 2nd 2011 at 4:45:15 PM

First test:

Strong: Socratic, Cynic, Platonist
Moderate: Pythagorean, Stoic
Zero: Epicurean, Sophist, Cyrenaeic (hedonist)

Second test:

Strong: Augustine, Aquinas
Moderate: Plato
Weak: Aristotle, Kant
Zero: Sextus Empiricus, Hume, Nietzsche, Protagoras

TheMightyAnonym PARTY HARD!!!! from Pony Chan Since: Jan, 2010
PARTY HARD!!!!
#23: Apr 2nd 2011 at 4:54:21 PM

@Aon: He had a lot to say, so it's hard to really put him in a box. Of course, I just read through his wiki page, so I'm not much more knowledgeable than yourself.

Where were you when I laid the earth’s foundation? Tell me, if you understand. Who marked off its dimensions? Surely you know! ~ GOD
Rottweiler Dog and Pony Show from Portland, Oregon Since: Dec, 2009
Dog and Pony Show
#24: Apr 2nd 2011 at 5:04:11 PM

@Aon: My philosophy is self-consciously modeled on Augustine's, yet he only came in at #4.

Who is he? St. Augustine of Hippo was a Latin-speaking Berber who was active around the turn of the 5th century AD. The product of a mixed marriage between a Christian mother (St. Monica) and Pagan father (Patricius), he belonged to one of those eras when religion was a marketplace of ideas, and was a Manichean (a dualist religion founded a century before his birth) and a Platonist before becoming a Christian. As a bishop, he became the most influential thinker of the West. Leaving aside theology, he's enormously influential for his book The City of God, which basically created the pre-modern Western understanding of politics and religions in response to the sack of Rome by the Visigoths, and his Confessions, his self-critical autobiography noted for its perceptive analysis of psychology and the nature of time.

I can go on.

edited 2nd Apr '11 5:05:50 PM by Rottweiler

“Love is the eternal law whereby the universe was created and is ruled.” — St. Bernard
Myrmidon The Ant King from In Antartica Since: Nov, 2009
The Ant King
#25: Apr 2nd 2011 at 5:10:12 PM

Cynic, Socratic, Stoic, Sophist, Platonist, Cyrenaeic, Epicurean, Pythagorean

Augustine, Kant, Aquinas, Aristotle, Sextus Empiricus, Protagoras, Hume, Plato, Nietzsche

Kill all math nerds

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