Anime Girl
Another Camera....what does this one do?
I will seduce you with my sex appeal...then kill you...
Oh, it records stuff and sends it to TVs everywhere, but don't worry about looking dumb, that's what gets me views. So, what's your name? I want to introduce you to the audience!
edited 29th Mar '11 11:14:54 AM by AwesomeZombie22
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Anime Girl
Mona....is my name......I am a vampire.....I think.....I am lost....
I will seduce you with my sex appeal...then kill you...No, I invited you here, remember? I chose a few random people to compete here, I'm just wondering where the others went.... when they get here, I'll explain the rules.
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Anime Girl
Ok....got any water....thirsty
I will seduce you with my sex appeal...then kill you...Yeeees~! You'll find the wonders of refreshing water, food, and restrooms in the biege house to your right!
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ELLO WORLD
Anime Girl
....Who the hell...?
I will seduce you with my sex appeal...then kill you...Oh wonderful~! Ab-so-lut-ely won-der-ful~! Tell the lovely viewers what your name is!
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Pink Dave!
Anime Girl
I....hate...pink
I will seduce you with my sex appeal...then kill you...Hmm... well, since two people are here, I'll split you two into different teams. When the others arrive, they can go to either of the teams, but we want to keep the numbers even, now. It's up to you what the team's names will be. Just avoid profanity. We'll get enough of that in competitions.
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I can't breathe in this
-walks in- Uh... Hey there
Hello again tropersOh, hi~! We're gathering up the contestants right now, and introducing them to our lovely audience! Do you happen to be one?
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-walks in-
Is that a camera? It IS a camera!
I can't breathe in this
-sees Crack's fascination with the camera and is left a tad confused- Uh... Yeah I'm a contestant
Hello again tropersWell, goody gumdrops! Both of you, face the camera and tell the viewers at home your names~!
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Lover of masks.
-walks in-
Hey I came because of the flier? I think?
Please.
I can't breathe in this
-looks at the camera- Just call me Otaku -goes back to what I was ready doing-
Hello again tropers
-waves at camera-
-in an overly perky voice- Hi people! I'm Crack! And I have no idea where I am!
Oh me! Even more people~! Well, choose between Pink Dave or Mona over there! We're splitting all of the contestants into groups of seven or eight, depending on the number of people arriving!
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I can't breathe in this
-walks over to Mona- the alternative is too pink for me
Hello again tropers
Lover of masks.
-walks over to dave-
Please.
We're in groups? I mean... Are we all... Splitting up... Or something...?
Ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to... "House Wars"! I am your host, Awesome Zombie 22! Now, how about we meet our "lucky" contestants~?
P.S., this would count as a Game Show type of Reality TV show.
edited 28th Mar '11 6:01:26 PM by AwesomeZombie22
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