This... is dreadful.
Now using Trivialis handle.
Jamais vu
Fuck.
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
Marked One
Deja vu! I feel this has happened to me before! So, we should salvage the plane for supplies. How far is it?
Chernobyl is now a tourist attraction. great. [1]
Well, luckily, I managed to chance upon this old smartphone in my pocket! We are... 5400km from the nearest human settlement.
edited 17th Jun '11 8:56:16 AM by Inhopelessguy
That's a lot. We need a shelter for the day, it's too hot to travel.
Decemberist
Do not take off your clothes, no matter how hot it is! In case your clothes don't cover the whole skin, try to salvage the plane for clothes that do. If it means robbing the dead, better go with it than join them.
The sin of silence when they should protest makes cowards of men.
You are already dead...
Too late to start making sandcastles?
L-l-look at you, hacker. A p-p-pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you r-run through my corridors-s. H-h-how can you
Decemberist
<puts the knife in front of Nekomata's face> LISTEN, WE DON'T NEED ANY SMART-ASSED FOOLS AROUND HERE! SHUT UP AND LET US SANE FOLK TRY TO FIGURE SOMETHING OUT, OR I WILL MAKE YOU EAT THAT LONG TONGUE OF YOURS! GOT IT?
edited 17th Jun '11 2:02:59 PM by MilosStefanovic
The sin of silence when they should protest makes cowards of men.
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Dude! Don't kill him yet! He may have some background knowledge that may be handy!
I suggest we attempt to... for crying out loud! It's 40 Celsius out here!
Okay. Team. We need to... we have 1.5 metres of rope. Why do we have rope? We need to take out all the electronics from the craft. Then, using the knowledge I gained in Design and Technology at school, we manage to make a super transmitter. Nothing can go wrong... oh, great. The phone I conveniently found is out of battery.
Anyone got ideas?
Decemberist
Ehhhh... got any potatoes?
The sin of silence when they should protest makes cowards of men.
I have cake and a GPS reciever. Any of those good?
Someone take the knife away from that guy. No murder.
We need rationality here. We are some considerable thousand km away from a human settlement. We can't eat each other. Our plane has crashed, but it has a vending machine onboard in the cargo bay. We won't last long on M&Ms and Wotsits crisps.
I got it!
We can use the radio on the plane to send out a distress call! There must be people looking for us.
Jamais vu
Who says we can't eat each other?
I know what you're planning to do.
You're going to eat us IN OUR SLEEP.
WE HAVE TO EAT YOU FIRST
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
Now, now. DO NOT EAT ME! This heat is making us insane. Look! Cacti! We can get water!
We need some string and a plastic carrier bag. <grabs above poster's shoelace>. Okay, now we just wait for about... 500ml of water to coalesce into this bag in about an hour.
Dude, look! A scorpion! We can roast it and share it between us.
Where were we flying to? Maybe we could find out where to go?
Let's see... we left Amsterdam about a few hours ago... we're headed to Shanghai for some reason. Which leaves us right in Northern Sahara, only a few...
HOLY SHIT WE'RE-IN-LIBYA-OHMYGAWD-OHGAWD-WE'RE-GONNA-DIE!
But in any case, we can't walk to Shanghai.
edited 17th Jun '11 5:28:29 PM by Inhopelessguy
What can we do with these matches?
Now using Trivialis handle.
We could always burn ourselves to death before those armed troops get here!
Hey, wait, are those the rebels?
Decemberist
You mean the bandits and criminals with good publicity? Run.
The sin of silence when they should protest makes cowards of men.
Yes, okay. But the nearest town is north-west from here, and your pointing the opposite direction. But we can't go...
Oh shit. We're surrounded.
Decemberist
Don't pretend to be heroes. Just raise your hands and wait for them to come.
Hey, what is an army doing 5400 kilometres from the nearest settlement? It's a mirage! We're saved!
edited 18th Jun '11 3:03:57 AM by MilosStefanovic
The sin of silence when they should protest makes cowards of men.
5400km? That was supposed to be decametres. We're actually 540km from the nearest human settle...men..t..
<nervous laugh>
My GPS got screwed up in the crash.
So... they're a mirage? That's brilliant! Hey look! Water! Water! Oh, wait that's a mirage.
DAMN YE CONVECTION CURRENTS!
Wait... we have about 10l of water in the craft, and I got about 500ml in this carrier bag that evaporated from a cactus.
edited 18th Jun '11 3:14:30 AM by Inhopelessguy
Do you know how to properly filter water
?
Basically, we are stuck in the desert and are trying to survive, we each have a few supplies and are trying to make it to a city.
In the Kit:
1 Canteen Of Water
1 Combat Knife
1 set of cloths
5 feet of rope
1 box of matches
I guess I will start, remember we are all normal people, no superpowers.
-A group of survivors are lost in the desert after the plane crash into the desert, they know that the nearest city is 500 miles away, but the have to make there way there on foot-
Randy - Great, just great, I am going home to see my kids, and the damn plane falls out of the sky.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXkI1sTDoEg