Artisan of Auspicious Artifacts
The weather gods may only distribute water based products from the skies.
Irritable Reptilian
Of course, if you're a magic-using supervillain (or hero, I guess, if you're going up against one of the umpteen bajillion evil Kryptonians that survived the destruction of Krypton), which I'm assuming you are, since you're summoning elementals, I'm not sure what you'd need kryptonite for in the first place, since Kryptonians aren't any more immune to magic than anyone else is.
Artisan of Auspicious Artifacts
I am not the God of Asskicking....yet.
It is wrong to convince others to worship me...for the moment.
edited 15th Oct '15 6:51:26 AM by Belisaurius
My god, its full of tropes....
- I am to stop getting into staring matches with the abyss.
- Thread necromancy =/= real necromancy.
- I still get an alignment check though.
- Despite how cool the order is, ball over cannister only works with 18th century cannon.
- I am to stop ordering my crew to load 'X over Y' without knowing what it will do or if it will even work during combat.
- Napalmed thermite is not the reason humanity is the nuclear option in the Dresden Files.
- Neither is it the reason I am the nuclear option in Dresden files.
- I am not the nuclear option in anything.
- Neither is it the reason I am the nuclear option in Dresden files.
A Star Wars Nerd
Warforged do not make good lawn art.
hey i dunno, why don't you tell me
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What about gnomes?
That's just racist.
World's Cutest Direwolf
I thought that was just a slur against dwarves?
Bigots, man. Make up more new definitions than kids-these-days ever dreamed of.
edited 20th Oct '15 7:16:58 PM by rikalous
hey i dunno, why don't you tell me
No, it's about gnomes. Git gud, man. (And yes, the Disc has gnomes on it; Wee Mad Arthur and Buggy Swires are gnomes, and by implication, the Feegles might be too, even though they're pictsies).
edited 20th Oct '15 7:50:41 PM by Knowlessman
i care but i'm restless, i'm here but i'm really gone, i'm wrong and i'm sorry, baby
World's Cutest Direwolf
Wee Mad Arthur is a Feegle, at least by birth. He's only a gnome by adoption.
And "lawn ornament" as an anti-dwarf slur comes up a couple times.
hey i dunno, why don't you tell me
Coulda sworn it was only used in the context of gnomes. :/
Chaotic Greedy
Well, apart from in Harry Potter, garden gnomes are visually indistinguishable from Snow White-esque dwarves...
World's Cutest Direwolf
I don't think it's ever been used in the context of Disc gnomes.
In large part because any time racism shows up in the Disc it's a) the old dwarf-troll thing or b) Jingo. So any anti-gnome slurs that might have been developed don't come up.
edited 22nd Oct '15 4:14:24 AM by rikalous
Since you guys are kind enough to give me ideas:
- Gnomes do not get concealment bonuses for wearing funny hats and standing very, very still.
- Trying to hire Gnome mercenaries to stand around on the lawn while wearing funny hats will get me thrown out of the recruitment office.
edited 26th Oct '15 2:23:01 PM by Azreal341
Just a harmless giant from a foreign land.
Even if it would *totally* work by the crafting golems rule, I am not allowed to make a Summoner in DFRP who summons Surprisingly cheery gun-armed stationary turrets
"You can reply to this Message!"
Think of the mooks!
Wait... what about a Summoner who summons Gigantor?
Reminder: Offscreen Villainy does not count towards Complete Monster.
Just a harmless giant from a foreign land.
....Would probably require human sacrifice (or subscribing to some nasty newsletters) to power summon such a capable being :P?
"You can reply to this Message!"
Members of the Rebel Alliance do not use "Death to the False Emperor!" as a battle cry.
edited 22nd Nov '15 8:21:41 PM by Rationalinsanity
Politics is the skilled use of blunt objects.
Troll with a Pen
I am not allowed to blow up half the party, drop a Sequoia red wood on the other half, and be sincerely thanked by everyone for doing so.
We chose Fish
A Star Wars Nerd
Our party necromancer is no longer allowed to drag herself, the binder, and the warlock into a temple of Pelor. Even if she really, really needs holy water.
I may not choose "Lollard" as my Clerics religion if it's just and excuse to shout "For the Lols!" as a battle cry.
World's Cutest Direwolf
Right. If you want that battle cry, you just name your party "The Lols."
My D&D group actually did that, battle cry and all. It was not a very serious campaign.
Think of the mooks!
I'd say something, but I'm the same guy who deliberately incorporated "lol" into his character's name, just to see if I could. The GM didn't realize it until I pointed it out and since then deliberately mispronounces my character's name so as to not give me any further satisfaction.
Reminder: Offscreen Villainy does not count towards Complete Monster.
Alcohol is NOT the solution to everything. Even if I am a dwarf barbarian.
Apocalypse: Dirge Of Swans.
Dwarves are no longer allowed to dance on Dyvers Wharves. That fire while an accident did burn down the dock yard...and the shipyard...and about a full quarter of the warehouse district...and the mayors house.
Who watches the watchmen?