Things You are No Longer Allowed to Do in an RPG:

Total posts: [2,362]
1 ... 41 42 43 44 45
46
47 48 49 50 51 ... 95
1126 Exelixi11th Sep 2012 07:02:27 PM from Alchemist's workshop , Relationship Status: Armed with the Power of Love
Lesbarian
Not allowed to call my Runner Hiro Protagonist. Even as an alias.
Mura: -flips the bird to veterinary science with one hand and Euclidean geometry with the other-
1127 TuefelHundenIV11th Sep 2012 08:13:01 PM from Wandering. , Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Watchmen of the Apocalypse
Exel: Lol Nice.

Not allowed to shoot down the Emperors Space station with a captured anti-orbital rail cannon. No matter how big a of a dick the emperor can be, he is still a key character for the story and can no be casually killed.
"Who watches the watchmen?"
1128 SlendidSuit13th Sep 2012 06:09:07 AM from Probably a Pub
Freelance Worrywart
[up][up] That's just unjust.

Not allowed to use elemental fist to punch every zombie in the (flooded) room with a lightning attack.
Gimme yer lunch money, dweeb.
1129 imojee22nd Sep 2012 03:18:31 AM from The Desert , Relationship Status: In bed with a green-skinned space babe
Be evil
Star Wars campaign, no longer allowed to make the Rancor my mindslave and ride it around destroying all that displeases me.(Fun fact: As a Sith, many things displease me)
Through the eyes I have known you.
1130 gbrngfol22nd Sep 2012 11:01:27 PM from roughly that way
my planet is here
As a general rule I'm not allowed to fire an RPG during sparring practice. Even if I know I will survive.
I think there's no point in signatures.
1131 ROTHY23rd Sep 2012 06:57:01 AM from America , Relationship Status: Brony
Pici Generati
I am not allowed to name my horse Butt Stallion.

edited 23rd Sep '12 7:02:57 AM by ROTHY

Super High School Level Tropers get bored too, you know.
1132 TairaMai30th Sep 2012 07:54:32 AM from El Paso Tx , Relationship Status: Owner of a lonely heart
rollin' on dubs
Hello! waii

I was in a Whateleyverse, RP (freeform and D20 based), I was many characters. I drop by from time to time to check up on old friends.

Things My Characters are not allowed to do in RP:

  • Dusty isn't an authorized Victoria's Secret Bra Fitter.
  • Neither is Tegan.
  • Lylah Whitley is not allowed more than 3 pounds of gummy bears, two red bulls and a double mocha expresso in one sitting without being chained to the floor.
  • The proper way to breach a door is not with the head of an opposing team member.
  • Before Harlowe sticks her mouth parts in a tree, make sure the tree is not a student.
  • Karen is not allowed to hack other student's computers
  • Karen is not allowed to hack other students.
  • Roachgirl Flutter can check in and check out.
  • Shrike is not the hero Whateley needs nor is she the hero it deserves.
  • Just because you can speak in binary doesn't mean you should.

edited 1st Oct '12 1:07:38 AM by TairaMai

1133 TuefelHundenIV30th Sep 2012 02:58:30 PM from Wandering. , Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Watchmen of the Apocalypse
Limpet mines, remote detonators, and 100 lbs of incendiary grenades are not the solution to recurring villains.
"Who watches the watchmen?"
1134 gbrngfol30th Sep 2012 04:42:33 PM from roughly that way
my planet is here
[up] Neither is an army of dragons.
I think there's no point in signatures.
1135 EviIPaladin1st Oct 2012 09:10:26 AM from Burlington, ON , Relationship Status: Noddin' my head like yeah
Some Guy Or Something
[up]Nor is sweettalking them before screaming "SEVER FORCE!!" at the top of your lungs.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" -Enlong

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" -Enlong again.
1136 Kayeka8th Oct 2012 01:48:28 AM from Amsterdam , Relationship Status: Brony
World's biggest wannabe
Apparently, if the DM sends two knights riding dragons after the whole party, I'm not supposed to be able to solo one and win while the rest gangs up on the other. If I manage to break one more encounter in half through the creative applications of mundane tools, my Paladin will be zapped with a magical affliction that makes him allergic to grappling hooks.
People say I have a problem with authority. I say that authority has a problem with me.
1137 MasterInferno8th Oct 2012 04:28:02 AM from Ideal City , Relationship Status: With my statistically significant other
All Pop, No Culture
Saying "Jawohl, mein Führer!" is not an acceptable way to acknowledge the paladin's instructions.
You mean you took this post seriously?
1138 TuefelHundenIV8th Oct 2012 05:12:55 PM from Wandering. , Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Watchmen of the Apocalypse
No longer allowed to hijack a Main Battle tank and run over an entire enemy squad and challenge the big bads right hand to a show down with a tank while they are on foot.

Boy broke a lot of careful story plot on that.

edited 15th Oct '12 5:25:23 PM by TuefelHundenIV

"Who watches the watchmen?"
1139 imojee15th Oct 2012 01:06:55 AM from The Desert , Relationship Status: In bed with a green-skinned space babe
Be evil
In my Star Wars campaign:

I am no longer allowed to decapitate the epic level boss in one hit.

All boss enemies in that campaign now have plot armor around their head and neck specifically because of me.
Through the eyes I have known you.
1140 gbrngfol16th Oct 2012 08:02:27 PM from roughly that way
my planet is here
In my AD&D spinoff 'verse no player is permitted to use phalanx formation for the following reasons:

  • They look as good as in 300 but are equally game braking.

  • They seem to inspire too many crazy awesome uses for siege equipment.

edited 16th Oct '12 8:03:59 PM by gbrngfol

I think there's no point in signatures.
1141 Kayeka17th Oct 2012 03:48:03 AM from Amsterdam , Relationship Status: Brony
World's biggest wannabe
I am not allowed to make money by writing the best seller "101 uses for grappling hooks".
People say I have a problem with authority. I say that authority has a problem with me.
1142 Exelixi17th Oct 2012 03:52:59 AM from Alchemist's workshop , Relationship Status: Armed with the Power of Love
Lesbarian
Not allowed to bring in every weapon I own under the excuse that my character is "Batman with more knives."
Mura: -flips the bird to veterinary science with one hand and Euclidean geometry with the other-
1143 SlendidSuit18th Oct 2012 04:54:57 PM from Probably a Pub
Freelance Worrywart
Not allowed to gamble. Not for money, not for horses, not for ship fuel, and definitely not for the privilege of gambling.
Gimme yer lunch money, dweeb.
1144 TuefelHundenIV18th Oct 2012 06:19:08 PM from Wandering. , Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Watchmen of the Apocalypse
I am not allowed to use a high skill in fire arms and intimidate type skills/abilities to bull my way through the plot. Especially into goading a key plot character into a gun fight. I got my comuppance doing that one too many times. I lost the duel to someone far more skilled then me.
"Who watches the watchmen?"
1145 Exelixi18th Oct 2012 07:49:30 PM from Alchemist's workshop , Relationship Status: Armed with the Power of Love
Lesbarian
Even though the rules don't forbid it, not allowed to perform a sneak attack with any of the following: bastard swords, maces, flails, halberds, ballistae, velociraptors, grenades, elephants, Gattling guns, cargo jets, flash floods, meteor storms, nuclear missiles, or living orcs.
Mura: -flips the bird to veterinary science with one hand and Euclidean geometry with the other-
Velociraptors?
1147 Exelixi18th Oct 2012 07:56:44 PM from Alchemist's workshop , Relationship Status: Armed with the Power of Love
Lesbarian
Dimension-hopping has its uses.
Mura: -flips the bird to veterinary science with one hand and Euclidean geometry with the other-
1148 TuefelHundenIV18th Oct 2012 08:07:44 PM from Wandering. , Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Watchmen of the Apocalypse
Man that is some serious loophole abuse.
"Who watches the watchmen?"
1149 KyleJacobs18th Oct 2012 09:02:58 PM from Connecticut/D.C. , Relationship Status: And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
What system is this?
1150 Exelixi20th Oct 2012 07:43:13 AM from Alchemist's workshop , Relationship Status: Armed with the Power of Love
Lesbarian
[up]Legend. Assassin plus DOTS plus the improvised weapon feat.
Mura: -flips the bird to veterinary science with one hand and Euclidean geometry with the other-

Total posts: 2,362
1 ... 41 42 43 44 45
46
47 48 49 50 51 ... 95