My players have amassed a decent one in only three sessions. Here's what they've been glared at over so far:
1.Cannot be Jedi Master Yoda.
2:You are neither Luke nor Anakin Skywalker.
3:Cannot use Larcany checks to steal virginity, pride, integrity, or will to live.
3a:You cannot use Larceny checks to steal the ability to cast spells.
4:Cannot use a Bluff check to convince someone you killed them.\\
5: Not allowed to make a seduction check on every sentient being you see.
6: Not allowed to make a seduction check on inanimate objects.\\
7: I don't care what your Athletics score is, you're not punching a hole in a two-foot-thick concrete wall.
8:Bates will always roll exactly
1 more than Jaysin. No matter the circumstance. (This happened no less than eight times during the first two sessions.)
9:You can invoke obscure rules to harm an enemy, but not to harm your team-mate. Even if he is being a dick.
10: Just because I allow a PVP scene at the beginning of the game does not give you free reign to treat this as a game of Munchkin.
11: Your assassin is not Kirby nor Mega Man; he doesn't gain an enemy's powers by eating them.
12: I don't care what your Athletics score is, you are forbidden from tossing an ally who is a foot taller than you.
13: Not allowed to ride a Fairy Companion
the size of your hand.
14: Remember Rule Zero, because the GM and the other player are both veteran gamers and will
find the actual written rule that says you can't do a given action.
15: You may not design a custom hooker.
16: Not allowed to say "quick, hide behind the pile of dead bards" while the bard is in the room.
17: Not allowed to take hookers to masquerades.
18: Not allowed to mention Slenderman while gaming unless you want to switch to Call of Cthulhu.
Mura: -flips the bird to veterinary science with one hand and Euclidean geometry with the other-