Things You are No Longer Allowed to Do in an RPG:

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1076 MasterInferno6th Aug 2012 01:09:16 PM from Ideal City , Relationship Status: With my statistically significant other
All Pop, No Culture
Not allowed to choose "prostitute" as animal companion.
  • Not allowed to hire prostitute to behave like animal companion.
    • Not allowed to feed prostitute to animal companion.
      • Regardless of whether prostitute was paid.
You mean you took this post seriously?
1077 CountDorku8th Aug 2012 01:11:49 PM from the Fire Nation colonies , Relationship Status: I made a point to burn all of the photographs
You're sort of everything I ever wanted
The Ebon Dragon is not voiced by Jeremy Irons.
I MUST EXPLAIN THIS THING TO YOU
IT IS A THING THAT I MUST DO
1078 Azreal3419th Aug 2012 10:38:44 AM from Wandering , Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Munchkin in training
Yes it is!tongue
Right at that moment, somewhere off in whatever non-space the denizens of canceled game lines live, a Technocrat fist-bumped an Etherite.
1079 HouraiRabbit9th Aug 2012 11:33:47 PM from Fort Sandbox, El Paso , Relationship Status: Hooked on a feeling
Isn't it amazing, now I have princess wings!
Communismo the Red Wizard is not a real Marvel superhero.
Wise Papa Smurf, corrupted by his own power. CAN NO LEADER GO UNTAINTED?!
1080 Exelixi10th Aug 2012 06:55:23 PM from Alchemist's workshop , Relationship Status: Armed with the Power of Love
Lesbarian
  • Mario was not a halfling. He was, in fact, a Dwarf.
Mura: -flips the bird to veterinary science with one hand and Euclidean geometry with the other-
1081 TuefelHundenIV11th Aug 2012 01:45:13 PM from Wandering. , Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Watchmen of the Apocalypse
Not allowed to make a rapid fire belt fed ballista.
"Who watches the watchmen?"
1082 MasterInferno11th Aug 2012 02:05:54 PM from Ideal City , Relationship Status: With my statistically significant other
All Pop, No Culture
Cannot take ranks in "cooking meth".
You mean you took this post seriously?
Second from the left.
  • I'm no longer authorized to name my character Saunterblucket Hamptonfuppinshire.
    • Especially on two different characters, on two completely different universe.
    • Even if it feels strangely appropriate.
  • I cannot use an uranium bar to disrupt the main computer of the Evil Lair anymore.
  • Just because my friend is making mime motions to his shoulder where a cat familiar is supposed to be, but I'm not hearing any meowing, I'm not allowed to suggest his character has an invisible cat friend.
  • Just because a gang of thugs is named "The Wolves of Anathe´r" doesn't mean it's composed of wolves and/or werewolves.
    • Corollary: I'm not allowed to accuse everyone of being a werewolf because they live in the same region as the aforementioned gang.
A liveblog? In my sig'? That's more likely than you think.
1084 TuefelHundenIV13th Aug 2012 05:19:20 PM from Wandering. , Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Watchmen of the Apocalypse
  • Nukes are not always the solution.
    • Especially in an arcology.
    • Or a mountain fortress under ground bunker

"Who watches the watchmen?"
Under what circumstances would a character name of "Saunterblucket Hamptonfuppinshire" be appropriate?
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EVERY circumstance.
1087 TuefelHundenIV13th Aug 2012 06:13:35 PM from Wandering. , Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Watchmen of the Apocalypse
...Might be a Kender. KILL IT WITH FIRE...and NUKES!
"Who watches the watchmen?"
1088 MasterInferno13th Aug 2012 06:16:34 PM from Ideal City , Relationship Status: With my statistically significant other
All Pop, No Culture
Character may not break fourth wall to have argument with player.
You mean you took this post seriously?
1089 KyleJacobs13th Aug 2012 08:26:08 PM from Connecticut/D.C. , Relationship Status: And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
I'm pretty sure there's a prestige class in some sourcebook that does, in fact, let them do EXACTLY that. Said class ultimately has them leave the game entirely, break into your house, live on your couch, drink all your beer, and steal your girlfriend.

I have actually read this sourcebook. It's called Bride of the Portable Beer Hole.
1090 Pentigan13th Aug 2012 08:26:35 PM from Summerland , Relationship Status:
Fwomph
[up][up] Can they have an argument with another player? (Assuming you meant you can't have a character getting into an argument with their own player)
Second from the left.
Under what circumstances would a character name of "Saunterblucket Hamptonfuppinshire" be appropriate?

Well, the first was a gnome engineer. The second one was an bumbling old British marine officer, who was about as thick as he was tall, and loved the bottle way too much.

I'm looking at it from every angle, and I can't find it inappropriate at all in both cases.
A liveblog? In my sig'? That's more likely than you think.
1092 EviIPaladin14th Aug 2012 07:33:40 PM from Burlington, ON , Relationship Status: Noddin' my head like yeah
Some Guy Or Something
[up]Were either of them rascally cockswaines?

For the uneducated:

edited 14th Aug '12 7:34:12 PM by EviIPaladin

"I have a Duck Dynasty OC" -Taco
1093 darnpenguin14th Aug 2012 08:38:00 PM from one friend to another
Yakka Foob Mog
I once had a character who thought he was a viking and renamed himself Odinsvenderdin Althingderniflheimderson, so you could call me a bit of a ridiculous name enthusiast myself. :P
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1094 TuefelHundenIV14th Aug 2012 08:52:25 PM from Wandering. , Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Watchmen of the Apocalypse
  • Dwarves do not dance on Dyvers Wharves neither should my half elf or dwarven cleric.
"Who watches the watchmen?"
1095 Midna15th Aug 2012 08:50:44 PM from somewhere, a transmission... , Relationship Status: Desperate
Flower fairy
  • Just to be safe, not allowed to distract enemies by dancing the Can-Can.
  • No matter how good the roll is, not allowed to bypass encounters by pretending to be a traveling salesman/woman.

Next two are courtesy of my friend.
  • "FUS RO DAH" is not an acceptable vocal component for Shout.
    • Even if I'm playing a dragonborn.
    • Not allowed to name my dragonborn "Dovahkiin".

edited 15th Aug '12 8:52:27 PM by Midna

#Lip For SSB4 DLC

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1096 ROTHY15th Aug 2012 09:15:10 PM from America , Relationship Status: Brony
Pici Generati
My older brother is:

Not allowed to name a necromancer Leon Kennedy and have a six foot tall death knight named -Kell- with a hole in his chest who follows him around. (A Kell is a death bell)
  • Not allowed to use the hole for extra storage space.
    • In retrospect, he regrets not naming the death knight Nemesis.

Not allowed to multiclass a rogue into an assassin into a vermin-lord, subclass scorpion AKA Really, really mean bug guy.

Not allowed to play undead characters. He played a mummy monk nicknamed BV (burn victim) who abused Flury of Blows combined with Mummy Rot.

edited 16th Aug '12 6:06:02 AM by ROTHY

Super High School Level Tropers get bored too, you know.
1097 darnpenguin15th Aug 2012 09:18:52 PM from one friend to another
Yakka Foob Mog
That last one is easily one of the most evil things I have ever heard.
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1098 ROTHY15th Aug 2012 09:28:36 PM from America , Relationship Status: Brony
Pici Generati
You have heard NOTHING yet.

Not allowed to yell "Fire!" on a crowded boat.

Not allowed to play a pirate as badass as Johnny Depp, lest his face gets melted off.

Not allowed to play a shrewd businessman who makes go-karts. Not weaponized, mind you, just ordinary go-karts.

Not allowed to weaponize scrolls as bolt-action sniper rifle ammo.

If the enemy is wearing a full metal plate, not allowed to magically import water into the suit and use Flame Touch to make instant soup.

Not allowed to take "Women" as a knowledge skill.

Sleight-of-Hand + Deck of Fate does not equal getting a five level jump in front of the other players.

No Psionics. Just, no.

edited 15th Aug '12 9:45:49 PM by ROTHY

Super High School Level Tropers get bored too, you know.
1099 Pentigan15th Aug 2012 10:25:38 PM from Summerland , Relationship Status:
Fwomph
Not allowed to turn the invincible cosmic keystone that can only be destroyed under a very specific situation as body armor, the DM can and will make an enemy with that very same situation as a weapon.
If the character is a seasoned Inquisitor, they should probably know better than to Bright Slap the only survivor of a horde of mutants and cultists making their way through the area while wearing full power armour.

Also, he should probably at least try to take one of the cultists hostage instead of gutting all of them.

And no, his stormtrooper cadet henchman does not need to target the groin with every shotgun blast he fires.

edited 17th Aug '12 7:46:01 AM by tachikaze


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