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Things You are No Longer Allowed to Do in an RPG:

 1076 Master Inferno, Mon, 6th Aug '12 1:09:16 PM from Ideal City Relationship Status: Cast away
All Pop, No Culture
Not allowed to choose "prostitute" as animal companion.
  • Not allowed to hire prostitute to behave like animal companion.
    • Not allowed to feed prostitute to animal companion.
      • Regardless of whether prostitute was paid.
Today's episode of Master Inferno Says Terrible Things is brought to you by...
 1077 Count Dorku, Wed, 8th Aug '12 1:11:49 PM from Sharn, the City of Towers Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Under the light of the sun I shall slay giants
The Ebon Dragon is not voiced by Jeremy Irons.
 1078 Azreal 341, Thu, 9th Aug '12 10:38:44 AM from Wandering Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Munchkin in training
Yes it is!tongue
YAAAAAAAAAAY RANDOM BEATINGS, GHOSTS, AND DEATH -Python of fire. Also Dwarf Fortress in a nutshell
 1079 Hourai Rabbit, Thu, 9th Aug '12 11:33:47 PM from Fort Sandbox, El Paso Relationship Status: Hooked on a feeling
Do pushups.
Communismo the Red Wizard is not a real Marvel superhero.
Wise Papa Smurf, corrupted by his own power. CAN NO LEADER GO UNTAINTED?!
 1080 Exelixi, Fri, 10th Aug '12 6:55:23 PM from Alchemist's workshop Relationship Status: Armed with the Power of Love
Lesbarian
  • Mario was not a halfling. He was, in fact, a Dwarf.
Mura: -flips the bird to veterinary science with one hand and Euclidean geometry with the other-
 1081 Tuefel Hunden IV, Sat, 11th Aug '12 1:45:13 PM from Wandering. Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Watchmen of the Apocalypse
Not allowed to make a rapid fire belt fed ballista.
"Who watches the watchmen?"
 1082 Master Inferno, Sat, 11th Aug '12 2:05:54 PM from Ideal City Relationship Status: Cast away
All Pop, No Culture
Cannot take ranks in "cooking meth".
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 1083 Talden, Mon, 13th Aug '12 2:29:03 AM from my chair.
Second from the left.
  • I'm no longer authorized to name my character Saunterblucket Hamptonfuppinshire.
    • Especially on two different characters, on two completely different universe.
    • Even if it feels strangely appropriate.
  • I cannot use an uranium bar to disrupt the main computer of the Evil Lair anymore.
  • Just because my friend is making mime motions to his shoulder where a cat familiar is supposed to be, but I'm not hearing any meowing, I'm not allowed to suggest his character has an invisible cat friend.
  • Just because a gang of thugs is named "The Wolves of Anathe´r" doesn't mean it's composed of wolves and/or werewolves.
    • Corollary: I'm not allowed to accuse everyone of being a werewolf because they live in the same region as the aforementioned gang.
A liveblog? In my sig'? That's more likely than you think.
 1084 Tuefel Hunden IV, Mon, 13th Aug '12 5:19:20 PM from Wandering. Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Watchmen of the Apocalypse
  • Nukes are not always the solution.
    • Especially in an arcology.
    • Or a mountain fortress under ground bunker

"Who watches the watchmen?"
Under what circumstances would a character name of "Saunterblucket Hamptonfuppinshire" be appropriate?
It Just Bugs Me! - a place to discuss media, real life, and other topics.
 1086 Ira The Squire, Mon, 13th Aug '12 5:59:20 PM from No idea. Measuring speed
Phyrexian Dalek
EVERY circumstance.
 1087 Tuefel Hunden IV, Mon, 13th Aug '12 6:13:35 PM from Wandering. Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Watchmen of the Apocalypse
...Might be a Kender. KILL IT WITH FIRE...and NUKES!
"Who watches the watchmen?"
 1088 Master Inferno, Mon, 13th Aug '12 6:16:34 PM from Ideal City Relationship Status: Cast away
All Pop, No Culture
Character may not break fourth wall to have argument with player.
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 1089 Kyle Jacobs, Mon, 13th Aug '12 8:26:08 PM from Connecticut/D.C.
Nice Guy
I'm pretty sure there's a prestige class in some sourcebook that does, in fact, let them do EXACTLY that. Said class ultimately has them leave the game entirely, break into your house, live on your couch, drink all your beer, and steal your girlfriend.

I have actually read this sourcebook. It's called Bride of the Portable Beer Hole.
Read Remus! Has nothing to do with wolves.
 1090 Pentigan, Mon, 13th Aug '12 8:26:35 PM from Summerland Relationship Status:
Fwomph
[up][up] Can they have an argument with another player? (Assuming you meant you can't have a character getting into an argument with their own player)
 1091 Talden, Tue, 14th Aug '12 4:05:29 AM from my chair.
Second from the left.
Under what circumstances would a character name of "Saunterblucket Hamptonfuppinshire" be appropriate?

Well, the first was a gnome engineer. The second one was an bumbling old British marine officer, who was about as thick as he was tall, and loved the bottle way too much.

I'm looking at it from every angle, and I can't find it inappropriate at all in both cases.
A liveblog? In my sig'? That's more likely than you think.
 1092 Evi I Paladin, Tue, 14th Aug '12 7:33:40 PM from Burlington, ON Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Some Guy Or Something
[up]Were either of them rascally cockswaines?

For the uneducated:

edited 14th Aug '12 7:34:12 PM by EviIPaladin

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" -Enlong

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" -Enlong again.
 1093 darnpenguin, Tue, 14th Aug '12 8:38:00 PM from one friend to another
Yakka Foob Mog
I once had a character who thought he was a viking and renamed himself Odinsvenderdin Althingderniflheimderson, so you could call me a bit of a ridiculous name enthusiast myself. :P
Add me on Skype: Al Cook (darnpenguin)
 1094 Tuefel Hunden IV, Tue, 14th Aug '12 8:52:25 PM from Wandering. Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Watchmen of the Apocalypse
  • Dwarves do not dance on Dyvers Wharves neither should my half elf or dwarven cleric.
"Who watches the watchmen?"
 1095 Midna, Wed, 15th Aug '12 8:50:44 PM from somewhere, a transmission... Relationship Status: Desperate
  • Just to be safe, not allowed to distract enemies by dancing the Can-Can.
  • No matter how good the roll is, not allowed to bypass encounters by pretending to be a traveling salesman/woman.

Next two are courtesy of my friend.
  • "FUS RO DAH" is not an acceptable vocal component for Shout.
    • Even if I'm playing a dragonborn.
    • Not allowed to name my dragonborn "Dovahkiin".

edited 15th Aug '12 8:52:27 PM by Midna

Visit my blags: Main, F Yeah Panel de Pon

(I can't answer PMs.
 1096 ROTHY, Wed, 15th Aug '12 9:15:10 PM from America Relationship Status: Brony
Pici Generati
My older brother is:

Not allowed to name a necromancer Leon Kennedy and have a six foot tall death knight named -Kell- with a hole in his chest who follows him around. (A Kell is a death bell)
  • Not allowed to use the hole for extra storage space.
    • In retrospect, he regrets not naming the death knight Nemesis.

Not allowed to multiclass a rogue into an assassin into a vermin-lord, subclass scorpion AKA Really, really mean bug guy.

Not allowed to play undead characters. He played a mummy monk nicknamed BV (burn victim) who abused Flury of Blows combined with Mummy Rot.

edited 16th Aug '12 6:06:02 AM by ROTHY

Super High School Level Tropers get bored too, you know.
 1097 darnpenguin, Wed, 15th Aug '12 9:18:52 PM from one friend to another
Yakka Foob Mog
That last one is easily one of the most evil things I have ever heard.
Add me on Skype: Al Cook (darnpenguin)
 1098 ROTHY, Wed, 15th Aug '12 9:28:36 PM from America Relationship Status: Brony
Pici Generati
You have heard NOTHING yet.

Not allowed to yell "Fire!" on a crowded boat.

Not allowed to play a pirate as badass as Johnny Depp, lest his face gets melted off.

Not allowed to play a shrewd businessman who makes go-karts. Not weaponized, mind you, just ordinary go-karts.

Not allowed to weaponize scrolls as bolt-action sniper rifle ammo.

If the enemy is wearing a full metal plate, not allowed to magically import water into the suit and use Flame Touch to make instant soup.

Not allowed to take "Women" as a knowledge skill.

Sleight-of-Hand + Deck of Fate does not equal getting a five level jump in front of the other players.

No Psionics. Just, no.

edited 15th Aug '12 9:45:49 PM by ROTHY

Super High School Level Tropers get bored too, you know.
 1099 Pentigan, Wed, 15th Aug '12 10:25:38 PM from Summerland Relationship Status:
Fwomph
Not allowed to turn the invincible cosmic keystone that can only be destroyed under a very specific situation as body armor, the DM can and will make an enemy with that very same situation as a weapon.
 1100 tachikaze, Fri, 17th Aug '12 7:24:05 AM from Australia
If the character is a seasoned Inquisitor, they should probably know better than to Bright Slap the only survivor of a horde of mutants and cultists making their way through the area while wearing full power armour.

Also, he should probably at least try to take one of the cultists hostage instead of gutting all of them.

And no, his stormtrooper cadet henchman does not need to target the groin with every shotgun blast he fires.

edited 17th Aug '12 7:46:01 AM by tachikaze

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