Things You are No Longer Allowed to Do in an RPG:

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926 Envyus10th Apr 2012 01:56:01 PM from Behind you , Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Dark Hero
[up][up][up]Well to be fair to me I did not actully do the illusion thing as I Thought it would be too assholish.

However the Demons did happen. However though Luck and me giving them a CR 5 monster henchman they won the fight. (They managed to put one of the demons to sleep with a sleep scroll) However they are unlikly to get that lucky again.

edited 10th Apr '12 1:56:26 PM by Envyus

Axel on Stage

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927 BetaRay10th Apr 2012 04:23:56 PM , Relationship Status: Can't buy me love
Web Slinger/Hope Bringer
I think we can all agree that not being able to make seduction checks as a Triceratops is a travesty.
You are not alone, and you are not strange. You are you, and everyone has damage. Be the better person.
928 Krautman10th Apr 2012 04:36:15 PM from Hiding from the man, man
WHAT HAS SCIENCE WROUGHT
Thing is, the orc had an antimagic field and I figured he would be easy pickings if I could get him prone.
...and that's terrible.
929 ZigtarXamos10th Apr 2012 05:13:36 PM from Lounging on the Frozen Throne , Relationship Status: In Lesbians with you
Purveyor of Gently-Used Souls
I am no longer allowed, when playing a rogue, to pocket the lion's share of the loot by convincing the Paladin that it is an offering to Olidammara. Nor am I allowed to extract venom from the sorcerer's serpent familiar in order to kill the Duskblade in his sleep, should he become suspicious of my real motives.
The more rules there are to magic, the more ways the author will inevitably have to break them.
930 drunkscriblerian10th Apr 2012 06:30:43 PM from Castle Geekhaven , Relationship Status: In season
Street Writing Man
I think we can all agree that not being able to make seduction checks as a Triceratops is a travesty.

Indeed. four horns, no waiting. What's not to like?
If I were to write some of the strange things that come under my eyes they would not be believed.

~Cora M. Strayer~
The scaly skin is a turn-off to some.
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932 Exelixi10th Apr 2012 06:53:39 PM from Alchemist's workshop , Relationship Status: Armed with the Power of Love
Lesbarian
Never allowed to play a wizard/rogue ever again. The less said, the better.
Mura: -flips the bird to veterinary science with one hand and Euclidean geometry with the other-
933 Krautman10th Apr 2012 07:03:38 PM from Hiding from the man, man
WHAT HAS SCIENCE WROUGHT
@Scrible: Female character.
...and that's terrible.
934 Doryna10th Apr 2012 10:08:24 PM from North Carolina , Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Perpetually confused...
How have we gotten this far into the discussion and no one has made an extremely horny joke yet?
935 RevenVrake11th Apr 2012 12:00:27 PM from Not Here Nor There , Relationship Status: Drift compatible
Under this flag, I sail in freedom...
I am no longer allowed to suggest a player take six noise marines, mod them into a band, and bring a boombox to a game day and blast Manowar at ear splitting volume [lol]
936 KyleJacobs11th Apr 2012 03:56:00 PM from Connecticut/D.C.
Nice Guy
What game is that?
937 TeChameleon11th Apr 2012 03:57:40 PM from Alberta, Canada
Irritable Reptilian
Pretty sure it's Warhammer 40,000.
Cheeky son of a....
Sounds like Starcraft....Noise Marines are a unit in that, they have sonic stuffs....and that's all I know.
:smug:
939 TeChameleon11th Apr 2012 04:02:05 PM from Alberta, Canada
Irritable Reptilian
Noise Marines are also a parody chapter of Space Marines (along with the Angry Marines... don't remember the rest offhand) in 40k.
940 Rationalinsanity11th Apr 2012 09:14:41 PM from The Inner Rim , Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Alpha 1, standing by
Pretty Marines are the parody Chapter; Noise Marines are a canon specialist unit. They used have shockwave guitars as weapons (now its just sonic blasters shaped like instruments) before 40k quit its addiction to 80s cheesiness.

edited 11th Apr '12 9:15:02 PM by Rationalinsanity

941 Doryna11th Apr 2012 09:57:30 PM from North Carolina , Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Perpetually confused...
I keep reading Noise Marine as Nose Marine for some reason. They must really blow, but they cut through the enemy like they were tissue.

I know, I know, it's snot funny, and I should stop running with the joke.
942 imojee12th Apr 2012 01:52:59 AM from The Desert , Relationship Status: In bed with a green-skinned space babe
Be evil
I am no longer allowed to use necromancy to raise the dead relatives of despised party members in order to psychologically torture them.
Through the eyes I have known you.
943 Kayeka12th Apr 2012 03:42:18 AM from Amsterdam , Relationship Status: Brony
World's biggest wannabe
'Bring it all back' by Club 7 is not appropriate battle music. Especially not when combined with a Pony PMV.
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944 ElRigo13th Apr 2012 04:59:03 AM from Mirkwood. , Relationship Status: Hoping Senpai notices me
WARNING: Contains a lot of fire.
Anything of the fighter class.
Steam me @chivazrigol
945 Kayeka13th Apr 2012 05:44:49 AM from Amsterdam , Relationship Status: Brony
World's biggest wannabe
[up]Ok, I've heard about people getting banned from ever using bards, clerics or druids, but never from fighter. How did that happen?
Friend code for fun, profit, and smash: 0130-1781-6865
946 Bindlestick15th Apr 2012 01:24:30 AM from Mad Hole, country of the Screamers , Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Aww, son of a bitch

edited 15th Apr '12 9:34:58 PM by Bindlestick

"You have more than enough potential. So tell me what is the one wish that would make your soul gem shine." -Mitt Romney, probably
947 Krautman15th Apr 2012 01:31:11 PM from Hiding from the man, man
WHAT HAS SCIENCE WROUGHT
  • Not allowed to build what is clearly Kamen Rider Den-O for a Justice League-type Mutants and Masterminds game.
    • Especially not if creative application of his powers lets me run circles around the GMPC Mary Sue.

edited 15th Apr '12 1:31:20 PM by Krautman

...and that's terrible.
948 BlueNinja015th Apr 2012 08:41:45 PM from The Middle of Nowhere , Relationship Status: Non-Canon
Plotting my Escape
I am not allowed to open portals from the Elemental Plane of Fire directly into my superior's office. Even if I don't know that's the destination beforehand.

When standing in my superior's office after an angry efreet has set it on fire, not allowed to snap the wand of portal in half, point the broken ends at the efreet, and use any line GLaDOS has ever used.

Not allowed to borrow lines from GLaDOS for my Inspire Courage effect.
I'm going to get killed becuase some guy saw me walk out of a Subway eating a foot long shotgun - Mousa
949 KyleJacobs15th Apr 2012 08:46:32 PM from Connecticut/D.C.
Nice Guy
[up]You, sir, need to find yourself a new GM.
950 ElRigo15th Apr 2012 09:10:34 PM from Mirkwood. , Relationship Status: Hoping Senpai notices me
WARNING: Contains a lot of fire.
Apparently My DM decided I use too many of them after I manage to consistently not kill them. I mean, besides the horrendous luck of the first fighter I ever did.
Steam me @chivazrigol

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