Skulking on the tundra, clutching a vorpal blade, cometh Moerin! And she gives a low roar:
"I'm going to bludgeon you with such wanton cruelty, you will polymorph into a minotaur!!!"
Um... Alright then. >.>
edited 4th Mar '11 8:09:01 AM by Moerin
Departed days ahead.
Who is that, sprinting over the mini-mall parking lot! It is Phoenixor, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! He roars apocalyptically:
"Ares, God of War, be praised! I sow darkness and discord until everything has croaked!!!"
I guess we could go... wherever we please.
Prowling along the plains, attacking with a piece of chainlink fence, cometh Balmung! And he gives a cruel cry:
"I'm going to torment you until there are no limbs left to break!!"
Zang! Who is that, stalking across the mini-mall parking lot! It is M'sieur Lapin, hands clutching a thorned whip! And with a booming howl, her voice cometh:
"As sure as predators devour prey, I slice through beating hearts like the world's mightiest bad-ass!!"
xDDD
edited 4th Mar '11 8:23:49 AM by MsieurLapin
watching down on us
Zang! Who is that, running on the hotel lobby! It is Anne Beeche, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! And with a vengeful howl, her voice cometh:
"Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! I am on a crash course with bloody destiny!!!
Stalking over the mini-mall parking lot, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh she who is favored by god! And she gives an ominous scream:
"I'm going to hack into your brain, and type FORMAT C: !!!"
edited 4th Mar '11 8:31:35 AM by annebeeche
Banned entirely for telling FE that he was being rude and not contributing to the discussion. I shall watch down from the goon heavens.
Not the american average
Skulking across the freeway, brandishing a bladed baseball bat, cometh Rizu! And he gives a vengeful roar:
"As sure as predators devour prey, the enemy is as grass before my mighty tempest!!!"
I like it!
<3
watching down on us
Skulking out of the mountains, swinging a studded crowbar, cometh Bogumila! And she gives a gutteral howl:
"By Odin's mighty spear, man, that's some good coffee!"
Banned entirely for telling FE that he was being rude and not contributing to the discussion. I shall watch down from the goon heavens.
Not the american average
Zang! Who is that, prowling amidst the tarmac! It is Maruxi, hands clutching a thorned whip! And with a gutteral roar, his voice cometh:
"I'm going to spank you like it's my job!"
This one made me laugh XD kinky
<3
Believe
"Think you can take me? Think again."
"You've got your transmission and your live wire, but your circuit's dead." - Media
Lv. 3 Genasi Wizard
Yea, verily: Who is that, prowling on the mountains! It is Usht, hands clutching a thorned whip! And with a cruel grunt, his voice cometh:
"In the name of malice, I look forward to hearing the lamentations of thy women!!!"
That's, uh, not very much like me, at all.
The thing about making witty signature lines is that it first needs to actually be witty.
Believe
Let's see how long it'll take to make you scream like a girl.
"You've got your transmission and your live wire, but your circuit's dead." - Media
Teeny hat.
Oh dear.
I'M ALL OUT OF GUM TO CHEW, YOUR CORPSE SHALL DO FOR NOW.
"If you had to choose, would you save one baby or five old people? What if the baby had a Hitler mustache?" - Yahtzee
Knouge forever!!
To avenge Tikal, Sinbad, and Sir Gawain!!!!!!
I am completely, utterly, and thoroughly done with Sola Sonica and 2D
Tief girl with eartude
Prowling over the icy wasteland, swinging a thorned whip, cometh Bisected8! And he gives a booming howl:
"I'm going to bruise you until there are no limbs left to break!!!"
...I hate the cold.
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
Teeny hat.
I will cut you with my hammer!
"If you had to choose, would you save one baby or five old people? What if the baby had a Hitler mustache?" - Yahtzee
You know? Hell is nothing compared to the torments that me and this pencil can cause...
It's not exactly naive. And it can happen. But it's tough. And definetly worthwhile.
'80s TV Action Hero
WAAAAAAAGH!
'All he needs is for somebody to throw handgrenades at him for the rest of his life...'
THIS SHIP IS NOT YET FINISHED SAILING.
ALRIGHT, TIME'S UP! LET'S DO THIS! WHO'S WITH ME!?
Ironic, huh?
Nuclear Raven
Zang! Who is that, rampaging on the cliffs! It is Utsuho Reiuji, hands clutching two hardened pitas! And with a low grunt, her voice cometh:
"I'm going to spank you until you pee fire, and launch you into deep space!!!"
I also like "Here comes the sun!"
Unyu?
Show an affirming flame
...
Hark! Who is that, striding on the mountains! It is Att Obl, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! And with a booming grunt, his voice cometh:
"I'm going to spank you in such an unsafe manner, your screams will shatter lightbulbs world-wide!"
Let's try that again, shall we?
"This is what it means to kill something."
Shutdown sequence initiated.
The Wanderer
-Just walks in-
Greetings, I'm the Wanderer. Basically, run or die.
Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.
Here:
I'll go first: Lo! Who is that, stalking over the wasteland! It is Myrdschäm, hands clutching two hardened pitas! And with a mighty cry, her voice cometh:
"This one's for you, mom! I carve into flesh like the world's mightiest bad-ass!!!"
Just for Fun: Lo! Who is that, prowling on the desert! It is Batman, hands clutching a studded crowbar! And with a mighty roar, his voice cometh:
"I'm seriously going to hack into your brain, and type rm -rf !!"