Anti-gay pastor arrested for public masturbation:

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1 BlueNinja02nd Mar 2011 11:19:25 PM from Hiding in the corner , Relationship Status: I made a point to burn all of the photographs
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Sitting in a van, looking in the direction of the children's playground.

I think we can call this epic fail.

Especially ironic is him trying to get a gay pride parade shut down due to allegations of public masturbation. [grin]
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2 drunkscriblerian2nd Mar 2011 11:25:27 PM from Castle Geekhaven , Relationship Status: In season
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...wow. Just wow.

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5 KCK2nd Mar 2011 11:28:31 PM from In your closet
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6 drunkscriblerian2nd Mar 2011 11:45:54 PM from Castle Geekhaven , Relationship Status: In season
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Jerking off in front of children? One would hope so.
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7 joeyjojo3rd Mar 2011 12:00:05 AM from South Sydney: go the bunnies!
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8 EarlOfSandvich3rd Mar 2011 12:31:27 AM from the Palouse , Relationship Status: I LOVE THIS DOCTOR!
By all accounts, it doesn't make sense!
@The Story: So uber-fundies, what's that about correlating gays and paedophilia again?

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9 Michael3rd Mar 2011 12:34:59 AM , Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
So that's what this does
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10 Kayeka3rd Mar 2011 02:06:59 AM from Amsterdam , Relationship Status: Brony
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Ugh, that's just too much, really. The hypocrisy is just killing me!
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11 MarkVonLewis3rd Mar 2011 02:46:14 AM from Somewhere in Time , Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
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12 HellmanSabian3rd Mar 2011 03:42:56 AM from England, The United Kingdom , Relationship Status: Maxing my social links
What is a man? Not this guy up here exactly.
What a wanker that guy is!

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13 Zolnier3rd Mar 2011 03:49:52 AM from A suspiciously dull shop
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Hypocritcal homophobe number 121234123, moving on.
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Zolnier, you genius, I was wondering what use could come of this thread and there it is: we should list every hypocritical anti-gay pastor.

I'll start- who was that guy who hired a call boy to "Carry his luggage"?
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15 Usht3rd Mar 2011 05:10:01 AM from an arbitrary view point.
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Good enough topic to bring this up:

Do pedophiles become priests or do priests become pedophiles? Just think about that while looking at this article.

And yeah dude, you aren't hiding anything by arguing against what you don't what the public to know. And if you have baggage you don't what the public to know, you're not exactly fit to be a religious leader anyway.

edited 3rd Mar '11 5:10:30 AM by Usht

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16 Meeble3rd Mar 2011 05:16:05 AM from the ruins of Granseal
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The former. Pedophiles (and predators in general) often seek out positions of authority... this allows them to gain trust more easily, and to make it harder for their victims to feel like it's safe to tell what happened to them.
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"Do pedophiles become priests or do priests become pedophiles?"

Sexual deviancy D Thornton - Current Opinion in Psychiatry, 1993 - journals.lww.com "... Paraphilic sexual offences tend to be associated with disorders of the temporal lobe." [1]

Temporal lobe lability is also associated with religiosity.

edited 3rd Mar '11 5:23:17 AM by LoveHappiness

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18 MRDA19813rd Mar 2011 05:24:39 AM from Hell (London), UK.
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If he just had his hands in his pockets and wasn't wanking why the fuck is he apologizing?

The comedy just writes itself!
bitchy queen
Yeah, blame pornography you hypocritical prick. I like porn and yet I don't go around wanking in front of children.

He also tried to shut down a gay pride parade by videotaping someone masturbating there...Can we shut down his church now?

edited 3rd Mar '11 6:09:58 AM by snailbait

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20 Usht3rd Mar 2011 06:09:35 AM from an arbitrary view point.
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No, just because one leader of the church is corrupt doesn't mean the entire church is. Same goes for any organized group of people. Don't plaster his doings upon others of the same group.
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21 MRDA19813rd Mar 2011 06:10:03 AM from Hell (London), UK.
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[up][up]If he jerked off to some other bloke wanking, would that be meta-masturbation?

edited 3rd Mar '11 6:10:22 AM by MRDA1981

22 Usht3rd Mar 2011 06:11:03 AM from an arbitrary view point.
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That'd be called a fetish for watching other masturbate, last I checked.
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bitchy queen
The point of me saying that is because he wanted to shut down something for public masturbation. Then he hypocritically does the same thing. If a few people participate in sexual behavior at a gay pride parade (and the entire group must suffer for it) then I feel like this pastor should get a taste of his own self-righteous medicine.

Until he stops his anti-gay agenda, I will not retract my statement.

edited 3rd Mar '11 6:17:39 AM by snailbait

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24 Usht3rd Mar 2011 06:21:01 AM from an arbitrary view point.
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Well that's great, he's a jerk and went against the law in a hypocritical manner.

Doesn't change the fact that by this petty attempt to give him his own medicine is causing harm for a large group of other people who haven't committed the crime.
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25 MRDA19813rd Mar 2011 06:23:07 AM from Hell (London), UK.
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[up][up][up]It was rhetorical, smartarse.

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