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If all you are going to do is sling jabs and attacks back and forth, and play Oppression Olympics (My group has it worse than yours!) this thread has ceased completely to have any place here.
I'm not sure how it got by in the first place, and I don't see why it was necro'd, in the second.
Locking now, will nuke later.
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...if you don’t love you’re dead, and if you do, they’ll kill you for it.